SSG founder issues directive: Vote for Ashley!

by Alphaville Herald on 10/04/04 at 10:07 am

Apparently incensed by Mr-President’s relationship with Mafia Boss JC Soprano, SSG co-founder PM Cruiser (one of the typists for the Mia Wallace avatar) has taken a break from his SWG pursuits and issued a directive to past and current members of the SSG: Don’t vote for Mr-President –Vote Ashley. Readers of the AVH will recall that Mr. Soprano and the SSG have a long history, dating to the formation of the SSG. Then of course, there was their exchange on CNN, where JC referred to the SSG as “The Sesame Street Gang.” On a less personal level, the SSG had from its inception a “no mafia” policy. It is hard to remember that the Alphaville map, now littered with Mafia ‘hoods, had none when the SSG was operational. Here is the IM directive:

shadowradio2003: http://www.avgov.com/ go here and vote for Ashley because Mr-President is consulting with JC Soprano about this and any “President” shouldn’t be consulting The Sim Mafia.

16 Responses to “SSG founder issues directive: Vote for Ashley!”

  1. Mr-President

    Apr 10th, 2004

    I ate breakfast at McDonald’s this morning.

    shadowradio2003: SSG members, Mr-President ordered a Deluxe Big Breakfast. Go to Burger King.

    I mean seriously, I asked the guy for some advice a couple of months ago. I also talked to Storme last night about the voting process.. is SSG involved with the elections now? No. The story was a huge misunderstanding. I think that SLA guy is out to get me, lol.

  2. Cocoanut

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Forget all this mud-slinging and rumors. I voted on the basis of what I personally know about the candidates in the game and my experience with them personally.

    coco

  3. Urizenus

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Speaking of rumors, Coco, it is my understanding that Mr-P was a contestant on your show. You wouldn’t rig that outcome I hope. Although the temptation would be great…

  4. Cocoanut

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Hi there, Uri! You miss me? I’m still around.

    Yes, Mr. President has been a contestant on our game show, as has been a large segment of Alpha since we began the Game Show Channel last July. I am wondering if you have ever been there? I would love it if you came to a game.

    As for your question, I wouldn’t enjoy any game where the outcome was rigged. Moreover, I would have no practical reason whatsoever to rig our games in favor of one person over another.

    In short, there is zero temptation for me to ever rig any game in any way. Why would you think I would?

    I do hope you will come play with us sometime, if you haven’t already. I think you would very much enjoy our sort of word-type games. Family Feud airs every Thursday at 9-11 eastern, hosted by me, and is my personal favorite. This coming Tuesday, we will have the Simmywood Squares, 9-11 eastern, hosted by the legendary Garyyy. On alternate Tuesdays, we have the Match Game.

    coco

  5. Mr-President

    Apr 10th, 2004

    She doesn’t need to rig when I’m playing, lol. (not that she ever has / will)

    Coco, remember when I had that number one answer that shut down Alphaville that night?

    Survey says?

  6. Cocoanut

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Yup! Don’t ever give the number one answer again, Mr. President! Something about your number one answers is DANGEROUS to the Sim community and causes all Sim servers to go haywire!

    coco

  7. Cocoanut

    Apr 10th, 2004

    P.S. Uri, my 16-year-old daughter, who is not as careful with her language as I am, read these posts about my honesty and gaming values, and wants to say, “Uri, how did you get your head that far up your a@@?”

    coco

  8. JC Soprano

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Umm PM, you no longer run the SSG is TSO, get over it and move on.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    PM. After your rant last night, I assume that stands for Pre-Menstrul.

  9. JC Soprano

    Apr 10th, 2004

    I ate breakfast at McDonald’s this morning.

    shadowradio2003: SSG members, Mr-President ordered a Deluxe Big Breakfast. Go to Burger King.

    I mean seriously, I asked the guy for some advice a couple of months ago. I also talked to Storme last night about the voting process.. is SSG involved with the elections now? No. The story was a huge misunderstanding. I think that SLA guy is out to get me, lol.

    Posted by Mr-President at April 10, 2004 10:37 AM

    Mr. President. No, the SSG is NOT involved. See what Piers (PM Cruiser) has forgotten is he was ran out of TSO by the players and now plays SWG. I hear he is running into the same probems their that he was here.

    The SSG is ran by Storme not PM. In fact the TSO SSG are supporters of the AV Gov and president. HERE IS THE BEST PART: The new SSG regime even consults with us and is Mafia friendly. They have the philosephy, don’t fuck with us, we won’t fuck with you. I like that. You just went after anyone that looked at you sideways. You were never a governement when you ran the SSG, you were a cult.

    See Piers, if you didn’t try to be such a dictactor like you are right now, maybe things would be different for you, but they are not. Your spotlight has faded and now you are bitter.

    Hey if anyone wants to see the video of me putting Piers and his wife Jen in check on national TV, go here:

    http://www.thesimmafia.com/movie/
    (You will need Real Player. Oh and thanks again Fueled Radio for recording it to digital for me)

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    I like the new SSG, Fuck the old regime of Sesame Street Gangsters

  10. JC Soprano

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Oh, I just wanted to point out one last thing. Let’s not forget during World War II (may have been I, but I don’t think so) the US Navy with permission of the President consulted with the local Mafia (I want to say Luciano was the one contacted) to protect the ports where the Navy ships were docked and that the Mafia controlled.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Too Much History Channel

  11. Sal

    Apr 10th, 2004

    I am sitting here reading this B.S. and wondering where the mines of this PUNK want-to-be’s are coming from. I am a founder and Alpha has been my home since the dawn of its creation, along with 2 other cities in the game. In the first place, who is the idiot “Mr.President” or the others who are “running” for office.. and I use this term losely… and what, if anything will they rule. ???? I have yet to find out. I always thought that the SSG was a bunch of dummies playing “mind” games but the MAFIA. Don’t make me laugh. Its because of the idiot things they do and the childish things they do that Maxis is having so many problems. Instead of coming up with new thing’s to make the game more interesting, they are trying to figure out how to stop the grafting and tagging. My god people, its a GAME not a convention center, where NO one I know, knows anything about an “election” nor cares. I have asked in the busiest houses.. no one knows. I know because I read this paper.So I guess that I am saying is “WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT TO THIS?”

  12. JC Soprano

    Apr 10th, 2004

    I always said tagging was for first graders lol

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Founder in Alpha Too

  13. Storme

    Apr 10th, 2004

    Hello. I feel that I should address this issue. First let me state that I wish both canidates the best of luck. Second, I would like to let everyone know that PM Cruiser was not ran out of TSO and that SWG is doing fantastic. Although PM no longer runs SSG in TSO he is still a force in serveral of my decisions. Things in the current SSG regime are different. I feel it is for the better at this time. We have been focusing on scammers at this point in time. I have put SSG in the position to keep peace. Which was the whole reason I took over the overlord position. I want to make sure that people realize that SSG is very much alive and kicking. As our numbers climb, we will become more active. I have lost and gained several friends on this ride. Those of you who are still around you know who you are. To all the SSG Executives, thank you for all you do and all you are. Keep up the great work! So from now on I would appreciate anyone with questions regarding SSG motives or tactics to come and speak with me ~Storme~ *Overlord*

  14. jinjo

    Apr 11th, 2004

    I hope PM burns in hell. I hate PM he hates me.

  15. PM Cruiser

    Apr 11th, 2004

    With mature comments like that do you wonder why?

  16. Jinjo

    Apr 12th, 2004

    Well PM , its certainly been a while since I felt the pleasure of insulting you. But it looks live youve learned a few new moves too. Its a shame twitty isnt here and you arent back in TSO.

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