Election Shocker! Mr-President enlisted mafia to “oversee” election

by Alphaville Herald on 05/04/04 at 9:46 pm

by The Teflon Don

I recently received a tip from a group calling themselves the Sim Liberation Army (SLA for short they said, like that mattered). They said that they had received some information that the Soprano family had rigged the primary elections and were set to rig the final elections about to come up. With the release of the New York Times article in regards to the Alphaville Government elections, this is surely a scandal that will rock the AV Gov and all those who either didn’t make it to the primaries, or are hoping to become President in the coming election.

If the allegations are true, this is something that could undo the entire AV Gov and the loyal following that it is has built up. All I got to say is: future politician of America!

I first went to the President to see what he had to say about the allegations. He claimed that he contacted the Sopranos and hired them to do security for the Internet voting. He said that he wanted to show that if a third party site not affiliated with the Alphaville Government was running the election website, then the voting process would prove to be unbiased and then there could be no question about the legitimate status of the elections. He said the allegations were purely hearsay and that there was no proof behind them. He hired the Sopranos based on their experience in the game and before the primaries decided to run the polls himself for unspecified reasons. He says he did it to protect the security and stability of the government in Alphaville.

I then contacted the Sopranos and spoke with JC Soprano. He admits the Alphaville Government does turn to them from time to time for support. When asked about the elections, JC Soprano said that they had an arrangement to make sure that members of the X-Mafia or Armone family did not come into power. If one of them won, they didn’t win. Otherwise it was a fair election. He said he only took the offer to protect Alphaville from any of those groups coming into power like that. It would corrupt the government. After talking to him, I think he believes he was going to do a national service for Alphaville by preventing members of those Mafia families from winning the elections. Who knows, maybe he was. He said that at the last minute he pulled out of the deal when Mr. President could not live up to his end of the bargain, which went unspecified.

All this makes one wonder… Jinjo was running for President and did not make it past the primaries and the President was running the election site. He was an Armone. Did Ashley truly win the Primaries? If the President is re-elected, was it a fair election? All these questions will now probably linger in all of our minds. Maybe this was the government corruption the new CIA Director was talking about in his press release. Either way this will hurt the Presidents reelection campaign. I wonder if that matters though. Just remember who broke the story that broke the New York Times story, The Teflon Don teflondon@alphavilleherald.com.

44 Responses to “Election Shocker! Mr-President enlisted mafia to “oversee” election”

  1. JC Soprano

    Apr 5th, 2004

    Fughedaboudit! As far as I know the actual primaries were won fairly by Ashley.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com

  2. Seth Galloway

    Apr 5th, 2004

    Uri-All Guest

    I ran for President, before getting put out in the second round primaries, If anyone has anything that will help me, It would be greatly appreciated.

    Seth Galloway

  3. Urizenus

    Apr 5th, 2004

    Well Mr. Soprano, I think the first question here is whether in fact your family worked as election security for Mr-President whether or not you took action.

    The second question is whether you took action to supress votes in any of these cases. Jinjo’s, for example.

  4. JC Soprano

    Apr 5th, 2004

    All we did was consult on how to prevent duplicate votes and things like that. It was to go further, but did not.. At least not to my knowledge.

    As for supressing votes.. No supressing was done on our end. There is no way to tell who is going to vote for who or even if they voted for who they said they would.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Move Over Florida

  5. Jinjo

    Apr 5th, 2004

    Alright guys, Mr.President is above all a friend to me before a running opponent. Im sure that he did not have JC or The Sim Mafia rig the elections. Mr.President would not do that. Ashley on the other hand……

  6. Jinjo

    Apr 5th, 2004

    And even if he did rig the elections, it was just an emergency backup. Ashley probably got her friends that dont have TSO to vote but thats a different story. I mean come on if she got into office you would rig it too.

  7. TBT

    Apr 5th, 2004

    Does it matter? Why would it be a shock to have many friends and friends of friends throw votes your way.. its happened forgenerations in anything that ever gets voted for.. It’s not like the majority of the sims in TSO would ever even run across these so-called presedents, cias, mafias or what ever.. most sims play in their circle of friends and have no cklue these others even exist..

  8. Mr-President

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Election rigging?

    Although there are few truths to this article, the majority is false.

    TRUE:
    I did in fact ask JC Soprano about the prevention of duplicate votes by blocking IP addresses from sending in mulitple submissions. He has an extensive knowledge in website building and security.

    Did it go passed that? No.
    Did JC host the primaries? No.

    Primaries were completely unbiased and fair, as will the final elections be on April 10th.

    Vote suppression and rigging accusations are totally false.

    What would I or the AVG have to gain by cheating? It all comes back to haunt you anyway. I look at it as a win-win situation. If I win- I’m still President. If I lose, it proves that the AVG is in fact ran by the sims it serves. ( The plan for AVG in the beginning ) I gain nothing from cheating.

    By the way, the sims have the power to impeach the incumbent. If corruption is present, people will find out.

  9. Mr-President

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Bug Tester,

    Why do you say so-called President? Am I not in fact the President of the Alphaville Government?

    I’ve never heard of you before reading your post- I don’t call you a so-called Bug Tester though.

  10. Urizenus

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Mr. Soprano says: “It was to go further, but did not.. At least not to my knowledge.”

    Well Mr. Soprano, what do you mean by “it was to go further”? And what do you mean by adding “not to my knowledge” — are you saying you don’t have control over your family?

    And Mr-President, I guess the question to ask is why you decided to consult with Alphaville’s most notorious Mafia leader at all. Surely this suggests a problem of appearances at a minimum. Does Mr. Soprano or will Mr. Soprano have any sort of formal role in the AVG?

  11. Paul Tully

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Really…i’m very surprised that anybody would say this about Mr-President, and also of JC soprano. Mr-President is a good man, to me, he’s always been honest. I don’t see him as the type of man to try and rig an election in his favor. Besides, if that was to be, i’d have found out, considering i’m his running mate. Would make sense for him to tell me, right? lol.

    And about JC, I think its wrong to say that he’d rig the elections just because he founded the Sim Mafia. He doesn’t control some of these other mafia’s that scam and things to that nature. To my knowledge, JC is a very good guy, and i’ve heard numerous people say good things about him. Whatever…I just felt like putting my two cents in here…

  12. Urizenus

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Saying all these nice things about Alphaville’s most infamous mob boss really only raises more questions than it answers. The question is, just how close is JC to the AVG, and what does this say about the AVG policy on mafias. I mean I have no reason to doubt that JC is a nice guy, but at the same time he IS a mob boss. See the interview with him in the AVH if you want to know about his organization:

    http://www.alphavilleherald.com/archives/000089.html

  13. Paul Tully

    Apr 6th, 2004

    In Reality though, I think that my own running mate would tell me if we’re rigging an election, lol. I can’t honestly tell you how close JC is to the AVG, other than he’s on Mr-Presidents friendship web. I sincerely think that I would have some idea of this crap going on though. Most infamous mob boss, can’t argue with that part. But thats also being biased in a sense. Just because he’s Mafia, doesn’t deem him completely untrustworthy, or so I think. And the AVG has no anti-mafia policy….but, i’ll go read the article with JC in it, see if I have anything else i’d like to say afterwards…

  14. JC Soprano

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Uri, your starting to piss me off. Can’t you read?

    Well Mr. Soprano, what do you mean by “it was to go further”? And what do you mean by adding “not to my knowledge” — are you saying you don’t have control over your family?

    This has nothing to do with my family. I control my members better than any other group out there. We did not do it. To my knowledge the elections were not rigged. I’m not psychic, I do not know if the President rigged them himself or hired someone else after us. I do not know these factors. So there for, to to my knowledge nothing was done. Your a professor and I’m having to explain basic English to you. Very sad indeed.

    And Mr-President, I guess the question to ask is why you decided to consult with Alphaville’s most notorious Mafia leader at all. Surely this suggests a problem of appearances at a minimum. Does Mr. Soprano or will Mr. Soprano have any sort of formal role in the AVG?

    Why do you gotta look into shit that isn’t there. I have agreements with a lot of player groups including the Alphaville Government. We do background checks for the CIA for example. I also helped set up the Judicial System and funded some of the projects like the city jail. I’ve even served a small sentence in jail. Mr. President like me is a role player.

    Uri, quit trying to start a fire that could burn you. Also Paul, the AVG does not have an anti-Mafia policy, as far as I know they never have. Their philosephy is the same as mine. Don’t start none, won’t be none. but you od make a point. A lot of players are stereo-typing the mafias. The truth is all the other families out there are wanna be Mafias for the most part. Even some of the bigger ones. All they care about is fighting and tagging each other like first graders at any cost. This includes attacks upon innnocent civilians (X-Mafia). My family is about helping Alphaville’s citizens while making the all-mighty dollar. Like a real Mafia.

    And for the record, me and Mr-President are friends. We even have the agreement that if my family gets caught screwing up by AVPD or anyone else, me or my men will do jail time. We’ll do the time for our crimes… Who else is willing to? *Looks around and sees no hands up*

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com

  15. Urizenus

    Apr 6th, 2004

    I dunno JC, The Teflon Don says you got the dirty goin’ on here and I trust him a lot more than I trust you frankly.

    And as for this:

    >Uri, quit trying to start a fire that could burn you.

    The pen is mightier than the sword, mafia boy, and you should know that the real world mafias that you admire so much can get politicians to fluff them, but not The Press.

  16. JC Soprano

    Apr 6th, 2004

    The Don can lick my sweaty nut sack lolol Just kidding Don, your cool in my book..

    Mafia boy? lol Very uncreative. Gonna start calling you the Mad Russian. Everyone calls you Uri and your always mad about something.. So Mad Russian it is.

    As for fluffing… Trust me, the press can fluff just as good as the politians. Sometimes better!!

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmmafia.com
    aka Fluff Daddy lol

  17. OMG

    Apr 6th, 2004

    eheheheheh
    Don’t forget now kid’s…this is only a game..

  18. Claydog-DG

    Apr 6th, 2004

    I have to say..i admire JC even tho he has no clue who i am…I like the way he runs his mafia and its not like the ones who just go around and tag and screw people over all the time.. I no Mr-President also and i highly doubt he would rip anything..why would he rig polls when he has so much to lose..Its all a bunch of BS brought about by people who dont like Sopranos or AVG

  19. Ashley Richardson

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Alright.. I had no idea until today that a mafia is running the polls, AND a good friend of Mr-President’s. I think it is a MAJOR conflict of interest also that Mr-President is the one paying for the website with the polls anyway. How do we know it will be fair? I will try as hard as I can to win this, but we will see if this government is like The Bush Administration.. Hopefully the Sim’s votes will actually be counted.

    Jinjo- I do not know you lol.. why do you think “I” would rig polls if I had a chance lmao! It is a game and people have to realize that.

    Any guy who would ruin the chances of a kid winning needs to set his priorities straight lol because it is one thing in real life to be like Bush (AHHHHH) and steal the elelction, but PLEASE take it out of the game! This is an awful lot like Diebold!

    _+~*^Ashley Richardson

    VOTE KERRY~ And of course Ashley Richardson/Loxee for President of AVG!!

  20. Cocoanut

    Apr 6th, 2004

    I don’t think Mr. President would rig the elections. It would make about as much sense as me rigging the games at the Game Show Channel. No point in it, fun-wise speaking.

    coco

  21. JC Soprano

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Vote Kerry? They get brain washed earlier and earlier I swear. You think our vote counts in rl? We vote for people to vote on our behalf. They don’t even have to vote how we vote for them to vote. It’s called the Electoral College. Sure our vote makes a difference for laws and measures and things like that, but for elections and things like that, our vote is in the hands of someone else, not us.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    VOTE LIBERAL!!

  22. Ian

    Apr 6th, 2004

    JC, you were going to say what I was going to say.. The Electoral College makes everyone’s vote pretty much worthless. Vote Kerry?? The Dem’s haven’t had a good canidate in 12 years… Please, I bet you don’t even know what state he represents, you probably just like him because of the way your parents feel politically. Sigh, if you don’t like the current president, “Love it or Leave It”, because noone is asking for you to stay, nor win the AV Election. Mr-P, has done an excellent job, and I doubt some twit-minded, girly-figure, could replace a guy who listens to everyone who has different opinions then he does.

  23. Snowcrash

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Hiring a gang for security? Sounds familiar. Man, I hope nobody gets stabbed at this election…

    Mr-P is like Bush, huh? I hope not. It would get really ugly if you guys declared war on Asheron’s Call 2.

  24. TBT

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Mr um self-provclaimed president

    “Bug Tester,

    Why do you say so-called President? Am I not in fact the President of the Alphaville Government?

    I’ve never heard of you before reading your post- I don’t call you a so-called Bug Tester though.”..

    Well in my game playing i’ve never met you nor any of this so callred government you talk about, not that any of it even metters or has any affect on me what-so-ever.. heck i’m sure there ar other groups of sims running around playing the same games as you and your friends are doing and i bet they “think” they are the government and president to.. just like each city has more then one mafia…

    do any of you ever affect me? no, will you? no, but its roleplaying for you and its a game so havefun ;-D

  25. Mr-President

    Apr 6th, 2004

    Isnt it obvious that the elections were rigged by me? Well, not by me…JC Soprano helped, but ofcourse they were rigged! You think we want some baboon like Jinjo running Alphaville?! Hell no. I knew Ashley Richardson will lose against me and that is why I rigged it in her favor. Vote Mr-President, (me) for president of Alphaville.

  26. JC Soprano

    Apr 7th, 2004

    What a moron.. Mr-President doesn’t even talk like that. Get a clue.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Calling Bluffs Daily

  27. Mr-President

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Delete the April 6, 2004 11:36 PM post.. not me.

    I’ll talk to Bug Tester off the boards, he obviously is confused.

  28. Ashley Richardson

    Apr 7th, 2004

    LOL.. Ian thanks for calling me a twitt minded girly! Obviously I know a lot about politics and John Kerry is the Senator of Massachusetts GEESH! Do not discriminate just because I’m a girl and 14 years old. I know more politics than most adults so get a life!

    Ashley

  29. Ian

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Ashley, just because that information is available on the net, doesn’t make you more intelligent than an ape. You get a clue, because the 9/11 fatalities was due to a fracture in the Clinton Government. If we didn’t have a president like Bush, you would be sitting in a pile of dirt right now. I would rather see Nader president, then that molten-face crushed nose man, who you call Kerry. Please, you know nothing about which your talking about. Go to High School and take a current government class to even find out what your talking about. Kerry probably takes millions of dollars under his nose every-year, so don’t say how much better he is than an Yale Graduate, who got B.A. I bet you don’t even know what a B.A is, so please go cry to your mother’s tet before you say anything else.

  30. Laura McKnight

    Apr 7th, 2004

    You really do not know me Ian. IF you did you would know that I am one of the most political kids I know. I listen to CNN and liberal radio stations Randi Rhodes everyday after school. Btw.. a BA is a bachelor’s degree. I know about Kerry as well as the idiotic Bush. YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW ME! You need to get a grip Ian because these comments are idiotic. I’m a proud liberal democrat and I know my stuff. I DON’T look it up loser, and Kerry is a great candidate who will do much better than Bush. Bush let September 11th happen, and my father almost died that day. He retired from the NYC fire department as a Captain a year after that day. If I would have lost him that would have been the end- Clinton was a grear President, and those republicans bring up all that Monica shi* and praise Bush when Bush is the biggest liar out there! Leave me alone. What in the world is your problem?

    Laura McKnight aka
    Ashley Richardson :)

    _+~*^ Ashley/Loxee for President of Alphaville Government!

    Some poor town in Texas is without it’s idiot!

    Kerry for President in 04!
    NO MORE BUSH AND DICK!

    The last time we listened to a Bush we got lost in the desert for years!

    _+~*^*~+_

  31. Ian

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Do you hear yourself, because Clinton left a burden and embarrassment on this country, that can never be lifted. He left a national debt that can most likely never be recovered on Bush. He left clarke on bush, which he is attempting to destry his campaign and reputation. LOL, try listening to fox, Fair and Balanced. They actually have people on their whose opinions, matter. If you did any research or what not *which obviously you didn’t*…CLINTON had the chance to capture Osama, but didn’t. Clinton had Clarke, BEFORE Bush. Clinton ignored Clarkes research.

  32. Cocoanut

    Apr 7th, 2004

    “Twit-minded girly-figure”?

    While one might be inclined to agree with some of your political views, Ian, this sort of rhetoric is a total turn-off. Unless, of course, there is something inherently wrong with being female. In that case, perhaps you should enlighten us.

    coco

  33. Ian

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Coco, sorry if I offended you, I didn’t mean to. IT had nothing to do with the female sex, just someones ignorance.

    >>>While one might be inclined to agree with some of your political views, Ian,

    All my political views are from factual information

  34. JC Soprano

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Can’t we all just get along? roflmao

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Make Love, Not War.

  35. Ashley Richardson

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Ian, I never asked you to break out in anger about me putting VOTE KERRY on my post! Your “factual information” is cra*!! Anyone who calls me no smarter than an ape when YOU DON’T KNOW ME is a complete you know what.

    Laura

  36. Ashley Richardson

    Apr 7th, 2004

    btw Ian.. I liked the email you sent me!! The cursing is a great show of class on your behalf!
    Pfft..

    Laura McKnight
    _~*^ Ashley Richardson

  37. Urizenus

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Seriously Ian, Fox News has made your brain rot. For one thing, we were running a budget surplus during the Clinton years. Guess Bush turned that around. Clinton left Clarke on Bush? What, Condie decided that should couldn’t pick her own advisors? In any case, Clarke is the only person who has apologized for failing in this, and he also seems to have been the only person in either admin ringing alarm bells about OBL, so let’s lighten up on the diss-Clarke campaign, ok? And for the record he claims that the Bush admin was even less interested in the OBL issue than Clinton. I’m not going to hand out awards to either President, but trying to blame Clinton and exonerate Bush is pretty lame.

  38. ian

    Apr 7th, 2004

    Oh please Uri, Clarke is a flaming liberal, who just wants press for his new book. Which will probably be #1 on the Charts for months. He has been called out many times in the false statements he has given. Such as saying this one person was here at this time, when proof was shown non of that ever happened. He also spins his book and what is said in it. For example, tonight I watched MSNBC, Hardball. WHICH IS A LIBERAL CHANNEL….Clarke had a taped interview on there which had him saying “When I said Al-Quieda, Condie didn’t recognize that word, but when I said Osama she did”…he was trying to say that she didn’t know about Al-Quieda, which was proven wrong. Please this guy is to friggin’ old to be serving in the government. If something as major as 9/11 was known before hand, I am sure something would have been done. If you want to talk more politics, Uri, you know my Yahoo. I don’t want to flood up this blog with information that isn’t relevant to the subject. As for Ashley, Iam not even going to give you the time of day to reply to your childish know-nothing crap. If you don’t like me saying “shit” in my reply to you from a rude email I got, then don’t read it. Sigh, seriously, if you can’t take cuss words, then honestly you shouldn’t be running the AVG

  39. Urizenus

    Apr 8th, 2004

    “MSNBC is a liberal chanel”. That’s a good one, ROTFLMAO.

    If, as you say, Clarke was no good Condie should have gotten a new advisor, no? I mean, if it is so obvious to you, why wasn’t it obvious to her? And the “x is just saying this to sell a book” is a popular meme that has even been directed at me lately. Lemme just say that the argument doesn’t impress me.

    Hard as it may be for you to fathom this, Ian, there may be people in this world — maybe even *Democrats* — who actually are concerned about the death of 4,000 innocent civilians are are not interested in spinning it for political advantage, who are broken up about the mistakes they themselves made, and who want to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

    Oh yeah, and you forgot to reply to the point that Clinton was running a budget surplus, which Bush then flipped to a massive budget deficit.

  40. Ian

    Apr 8th, 2004

    Surplus? LOL, so your saying Bush was handed a Massive surplus when he took office. Sir, when he took office it was in the trillions of DOWN… And don’t give me that bullshit of Bush destroying the economy. DO RESEARCH and you will see that Clinton handed Bush a horrible budget. And a stock market that was on a downfall. And you know what causes the budget to be so negative is, politicians, republican and democrat. I am not saying democrats are “Evil” or “Bad”.. There are bad republicans…and bad democrats, that steal from the government. They promise people if they vote for them I will give you what ever you want, basically. So they get in office and take money from the government and spend it. That is what our country is turning into…If you vote for me, I will give you whatever you want…It’s not just Bush, and please Clinton’s admin wasn’t any different. He tried to freakin’ steal furniture when he left office. Like I said before, if you want to speak politics you know my Yahoo IM.

  41. Marzippan

    Apr 8th, 2004

    This is all moot. Cornelius Vanderbilt is the Emperor of Alphaville. When will you all clue in?

  42. Ian

    Apr 8th, 2004

    LOL

  43. Jinjo

    Apr 8th, 2004

    Haha with all this bull going around now. An ignorant blonde running for president. False accusations of mafia ties. This is starting to sound more and more like a real election.

  44. Ian

    Apr 9th, 2004

    JINJO, that is a laugh and a half

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