Annstarr Allstar — Post 6 Grrrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 21/10/10 at 10:40 am
[I became acquainted with Ann through flickr, and asked her to pose for us ages ago. I was so pleased that she said yes, as it was nice to meet the avie I've ogled through the interwebs. It is a great pleasure to introduce this week's Post 6 Grrrrl, Annstarr Allstar ~Timothy Morpork]
Hello!
My name is Ann and I am so happy to be the Post 6 Grrl this week. I have been on SL since 06. Things have sure changed and I have too. I am always looking to improve myself and I have many times.
I am not one of those brilliant minds that has designed stuff over the years. I get my kicks out of pleasing my friends and doing those extra special things that are not mentioned too often.
I love to shop but I don’t buy as much as I once did. I spent a lot of money on dumb stuff starting out. I always had to have the next thing out. I love to mix and match just like RL. I bought this red top and white shorts separate. I think they go together pretty well. I hope you enjoy them on me.
One of my other favorite activates in sl is to explore. I love to visit places and try out things for the first time. Having a partner that explores is a blast. You never know when you might run across a set of balls and just have to try them out. If you find a good place to explore, landmark it and invite me when you see me on.
This pink top and striped pants are so right for me. I love sheer tops and I look good in pink. The striped pants lead your eyes up my legs to where I am almost split apart.
Guys are always asking me this one stupid question. Want to hear the question? They always want to know what I am into. As you can see by my photo I cannot get into anything, but lots of folks get into me.
I am bi and yes I still love men. Women are hot too and shemales can be oh so erotic. You gotta be able to carry on a great chat. Role play can be so fun. I love the sexy stuff. Fantasies can be a great thing to explore in SL. Like I said at first, I love to please and I have the body to do it. My special talent is swallowing.
One of my other favorite things is knowing people from other web sites. I am into flickr and stumbleupon. I love to take and post pictures. I would love to post us together sometime.
Call me sometime. Maybe we can hook up.
Ann
Annstarr Allstar
Kae
Oct 21st, 2010
Ahaha, bitch looks like a leather-skinned, overly-tanned, 40 year-old soccer mom Floridian.
Scylla Rhiadra
Oct 21st, 2010
“As you can see by my photo I cannot get into anything, but lots of folks get into me.”
“My special talent is swallowing.”
???????????????????????
Oh FFS.
Headline: “Post 6 Plummets to New Moronic Low.”
But maybe that isn’t really “news,” is it?
meh
Oct 21st, 2010
bad hair, bad clothes
who wears those zebra striped clothes, srsly?
Enix
Oct 21st, 2010
…and anyone cares about this why?
The OP is proof that people desiring to concieve a child of their own should be thoroughly mentally and physically examined and found healthy prior to intercourse.
Orca Flotta
Oct 21st, 2010
Cheap computer prices, cheap intenet access, democratization of the interwebz, userfriendly software …
this Post6 shows the ugly outcome of all that. But hey, at least she didn’t do the writeup in l33t speak or RU speak, so not all is lost with her.
Skye D.
Oct 21st, 2010
This is a parody, right? A counter attack to the comments from last week, cleverly crafted to make people think it’s real, and thereby cause their heads to explode through the sheer force of its vapidity, right?
Right?
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 21st, 2010
Ew. Just fucking ew.
marilyn murphy
Oct 22nd, 2010
as a 40 something leathery skinned over tanned soccer mom from florida who wears zebra pants, i take umbrage at your condesention and other disparaging commentary.
that being said, what do vapidity mean?
Zombie Wexler
Oct 22nd, 2010
I think Post 6 is now trolling Scylla.
Scylla Rhiadra
Oct 22nd, 2010
I knew it! A conspiracy . . . !
What, with the post on Gorean women in NWN recently, I’m coming to think that Pixeleen and Hamlet are really the sa . . .
Nah! Couldn’t be, right?
Austin Powers
Oct 22nd, 2010
It’s a man, baby yeaah!
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 22nd, 2010
Time to do my trademark breakdown…
Hello!
Hi. I’m not interested in sex. Please leave.
My name is Ann and I am so happy to be the Post 6 Grrl this week.
Cool. None of us are.
I have been on SL since 06. Things have sure changed and I have too. I am always looking to improve myself and I have many times.
Wow, you’ve been on SL for four years. Too bad I’ve been on for 5 and some of my friends on for even 7-8. I should hope in that timespan you’ve changed from Ruth to something not ugly. I guess I was unfortunately disappointed.
I am not one of those brilliant minds that has designed stuff over the years.
Oh, believe me, we already know.
I get my kicks out of pleasing my friends and doing those extra special things that are not mentioned too often.
You mean sex, the thing that is mentioned way too often?
I love to shop but I don’t buy as much as I once did. I spent a lot of money on dumb stuff starting out. I always had to have the next thing out. I love to mix and match just like RL. I bought this red top and white shorts separate. I think they go together pretty well. I hope you enjoy them on me.
The irony is we can’t see them, but I guess that’s a good thing. Please do continue shopping and wasting your money away, though. I have no qualms with such activity.
One of my other favorite activates in sl is to explore.
Holy shit, really? Wow, nobody does that! You’re so cool and innovative!
I love to visit places and try out things for the first time. Having a partner that explores is a blast. You never know when you might run across a set of balls and just have to try them out.
So YOU’RE the dumb bitch that keeps finding your way onto my land to use my poseballs. Get your own fucking land. Or just get a room for the night if you’re that horny for prim-meat. Some people…
If you find a good place to explore, landmark it and invite me when you see me on.
No thanks. I enjoy exploring without spray-tanned anti-MILFs following my trail and fucking their “partner” on every poseball they can find.
This pink top and striped pants are so right for me. I love sheer tops and I look good in pink. The striped pants lead your eyes up my legs to where I am almost split apart.
Dumb bitch, you ARE split apart at the legs. That’s where your vagina is, you know, the hole in your crotch that is no doubt quite bruised and loose from all the fucking you’re doing on other people’s land.
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 22nd, 2010
Guys are always asking me this one stupid question.
Cool. Is this before you go n@ked for them and su[c]k their freenises?
Want to hear the question?
No.
They always want to know what I am into.
Bull. They always want to know if they can get into you. Literally.
As you can see by my photo I cannot get into anything, but lots of folks get into me.
Of course, the truth comes out. And yes, we already figured that out.
I am b[i] and yes I still love men.
Read: I’m a wh0re that doesn’t get enough s3x from guys, so I have girls lick my pu5sy sometimes.
Women are hot too and shem@les can be oh so er0tic.
I don’t know about you guys, but shem@les creep me out in SL. They’re always just guys, and they rarely know how to have a good roleplay. And more often than not, they’re just s3x toy alts.
You gotta be able to carry on a great chat. Role play can be so fun.
A shred of truth! I heartily agree. Roleplay is great. I love playing in big cities, used to play in Perdition but now-
I love the s3xy stuff.
… oh. Should’ve seen that coming.
Fantasies can be a great thing to explore in SL.
Read: I’m into nonconsentual scenes, heavy torture, S&M, latex, electros3x, mutilation…
Like I said at first, I love to please and I have the body to do it.
God, please just make it stop…
My special talent is swallowing.
…
…
Oh hey, sorry, I had to go pull my hair out and vomit repeatedly. Where were we?
One of my other favorite things is knowing people from other web sites. I am into flickr and stumbleupon. I love to take and post pictures.
Of the s3xual persuasion, I assume.
I would love to post us together sometime.
No thanks.
Call me sometime. Maybe we can hook up.
If by “hook up” you mean hook you up to an electric chair, sure.
Nan
Oct 22nd, 2010
Dude, your avatar, wtf? lol.
Joe Blow
Oct 22nd, 2010
Nelson-
You are a seriously meanspirited person. Didn’t Momma love you enough? Why go so out of you way to bring another person down? How much time did you spend on that? Don’t you have a life?
Seriously, wtf?
lmao
Oct 22nd, 2010
The striped pants lead your eyes up my legs to where I am almost split apart. [oh really?]
As you can see by my photo I cannot get into anything, but lots of folks get into me. [What are you, the Empire State Building?]
I am bi and yes I still love men. [mmm...so whats bi?]
I love to please and I have the body to do it. My special talent is swallowing. [did you swallow a brain?]
Priceless!
lmao
Oct 22nd, 2010
where are all the real women in SL?
or is Post 6 the humor section?
Kati
Oct 23rd, 2010
…Really?
Is this all that could be found this week?
Kati
Oct 23rd, 2010
P.S. Prim nails go on -both- hands, not just the one.
Skye D.
Oct 23rd, 2010
Not to mention it doesn’t look like Timothy even *tried* to do anything interesting with this model.
Plain, boring backgrounds. Bad lighting. Bad clothes. I mean, really?
For someone he’s claimed to have ogled, he didn’t even attempt to do this avatar justice.
II Singh
Oct 23rd, 2010
>>>My special talent is swallowing.
Now I am guessing here is that RL or in SL.
Really reading this my guess would be your special talent is breathing… you are BARELY competent to accomplish that “demanding” task.
II Singh
Oct 23rd, 2010
Here’s hoping that SL’s death isn’t too far around the corner so this particular form of torture can finally END.
Obvious Schism
Oct 23rd, 2010
I smell a rat…
Pappy Enoch
Oct 23rd, 2010
“My special talent is swallowing.”
Git me a bus-load o’ them Florida soccer-mamas!
I don’t give a hoot what their skin looks like! I will be howlin’ at the moon when them gals practices that speshul talent.
We kin make us a Margeritaville up in Enoch Holler. Gals wif cha-cha bingos what jargantick needs a natural-born man to play motorboat wif.
And that am all I gots to say (until the bottle am empty).
SLescort
Oct 24th, 2010
Nice escort ad. Not.
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
Re
It’s a man, baby yeaah!
should have gone to spec savers
the avatar is clearly female
what she is in RL should not matter, and if it does then SL is probably best avoided
Re
Time to do my trademark breakdown…
shouldnt that actually read =
‘I like to waste a lot of time and energy dissing other peoples efforts’
if people are really not impressed by the post 6 avatar – why even read it and actaully spend enough time to read the entire posted text and then more time breaking the text down and thinking of personal comments to add
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
P.S. Prim nails go on -both- hands, not just the one.
why?
is that T.O.S. ?
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
Here’s hoping that SL’s death isn’t too far around the corner so this particular form of torture can finally END.
Masochist
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
where are all the real women in SL?
somebody tell him …..
that is as sensible as saying -
where are all the cartoon animations walking around in RL
II Singh
Oct 24th, 2010
>>MASOCHIST???????? Think again… a masochist would sincerely want this dreck to never cease… nothing would please me more if it ended this week.
Ms./Mr. Swallows is about as putrid as anything can get but I have faith in Alphaville to dredge something up worse. Masoschism??? No just a proper understanding of the pandemic brain impairment of most of my fellow creatures.
II Singh
Oct 24th, 2010
The alleged he/she/mangina has a flicker site. 80 pages of *YAWN* he/she humping cartoons. Frankly if I want to watch cartoons screw I’ll stick to Fritz the Cat. Better drawn and a more interesting plot-line.
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
Masoschism
nice new word
the self infliction of new divisions of harmful religion perhaps?
corona anatine
Oct 24th, 2010
nothing would please me more if it ended this week.
your connection to SL has no controllable off switch?
you choose to participate in SL
choose to read the heralds post 6 pages
yet proffess to find it/them unpleasent
no-one is forcing you to veiw either
so masochist is apt
II Singh
Oct 24th, 2010
proffess = profess
veiw = view
nonsense troller = corona
archie
Oct 24th, 2010
Deja Vue
I’ve all those comments before – is this a total re-post?
(Wouldn’t be the first time)
Nice MILF though.
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 24th, 2010
Why Gmail decided to mark AH updates as spam is beyond me. (Although, to be fair, I admitted to wishing people would stop posting on the Zyngo article asking for gameplay strategies, so I suppose Google’s just reading my mind again.)
@ Joe Blow
It took nearly 10 minutes, wow! I’m so wasting my time there, you’re right. I guess I should live my life according to your standards, because you clearly have immense knowledge as to my schedule at work (where I posted the comment in question) and how little free time I have. I mean, it probably as long as it took for you to think up your fantastically witty comment. Bah, who am I kidding; you probably took around 20 to 30. Although it’s nice to know that people actually side with this slut of a spray-tanned soccer mom, so I may laugh at them.
@ corona anatine
You are clearly either a child or an illiterate who does not understand how to spell, use punctuation, or capitalize properly, much less troll effectively. It takes me only a few minutes to make a complete joke out of half of the content on this website, comments included.
Horton Hoonoo
Oct 25th, 2010
It’s the old “Only one set of fingernails” gambit. I saw it in Kansas City once.
I think Nelson Jenkins is a god.
Imnotgoing Sideways
Oct 25th, 2010
Keep this up and I’ll be next. =^-^=
Scylla Rhiadra
Oct 25th, 2010
I suspect that Timothy is drooling at the thought, Immy.
wow
Oct 25th, 2010
Oh man, this girl reminds me of that woman Magda of the move ‘there’s something about Mary’
Magda, where’s Puffy?
Madga was quoted
I am not one of those brilliant minds
No sh*t Sherlock, really?
Imnotgoing Sideways
Oct 25th, 2010
C’mon! You KNOW it would be a hoot. (^_^)
I mean… At least my avatar is to-scale and proportionate. Plus it wouldn’t be anything anyone ain’t seen before. =^-^=
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 27th, 2010
@ Horton Hoonoo
Inferior lower-class type! Do my bidding here on the internet. And bring me a muffin. And some bacon. Yes, bacon is necessary! Immediately!
MilosZ
Nov 6th, 2010
This is a man. No doubt about it.