The Alphaville Herald

Shuless – Episode Seven

by Alphaville Herald on 23/05/08 at 5:22 pm

Smart Chicks are Hawt

by Iona Nikolaidis

So meeting Alex and getting hit on by her was a welcome, welcome development in Iona’s SL. It gave Iona a reason to go into SL beyond going into the Brew, playing “So who’s a man?” and harassing Newbs in sex Sims. When Alex told me she was 25, I had a hard time believing her (HA!), both because of her intellect and because the level of her cyber far surpassed that of the average 25 year old (I am guessing). She made me feel incompetent in comparison, but she put up with me, and I learned a lot from the experience. Some people are verbally gifted. And although I am most certainly orally gifted, I did and still have a hard time expressing myself in matters most, um, intimate. This post is one of those times. I am tired.

[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: Alex are you the smartest person in the world?
[16:22] Yes, absolutely.
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: Phew
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: Ok
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: I love me some of that old time religion
[16:22] I knew you were going to say that
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: Alex, are you psychic?
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis throws another softball
[16:22] Iona Nikolaidis: Wack it!
[16:23] Ummm…uh…hmmmm….duh….
[16:23] Iona Nikolaidis: hehe
[16:23] I am meditating…
[16:23] Iona Nikolaidis: Oh I will be very quiet then
[16:23] that is an ancient Hindu chant….
[16:24] Iona Nikolaidis: Hmmm
[16:24] Ummmm…..uh…..hmmmmm…duh….
[16:24] My Mantra.
[16:24] Iona Nikolaidis: Err, um, err
[16:24] Iona Nikolaidis: My stutter
[16:24] I plucked it from the fragrance of the lotus blossom…
[16:24] Iona Nikolaidis: Ooooh
[16:25] You have smelled my lotus blossom, right?
[16:25] Iona Nikolaidis: I think I have had my head buried in it!
[16:25] Amen, sister!
[16:26] Iona Nikolaidis: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
[16:26] You are not far from enlightenment!
[16:26] Iona Nikolaidis: I keep looking!
[16:26] hehe!
[16:26] Iona Nikolaidis: Seek and ye shall find!
[16:27] Probe and you shall enter!
[16:27] Iona Nikolaidis: Lay down and ye shall get fucked
[16:27] Iona Nikolaidis: That doesn’t roll off the tongue so well…..
[16:28] It must have been the first draft…
[16:28] Iona Nikolaidis: Yeah, that needs work

[Shuless appears courtesy of http://soshuless.blogspot.com/ and is reprinted here by permission of Iona Nikolaidis]