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Former AVG CIA Chief Fans: Hackers Drove me Out of TSO

by Alphaville Herald on 25/04/04 at 10:16 pm

In this interview Fans explains why he left TSO, and alleges that it was because his account was hacked by Mr. and Mrs. President Bradley and because of continued attempted electronic intrusions by the Bradleys. He claims that he went to EA, which refused to investigate, but that he is now working with the police. He insists that the Bradley’s will be arrested. We shall see, I suppose.

Urizenus: You are…
Fans: Let me introduce myself. I am Fans II
Fans: Roman Numeral Two.
Urizenus: and you are still in the avg?
Fans: Umm…
Fans: I quit TSO but still support and help AVG at what I can do.
Urizenus: ok, but you were the CIA director until Mr. Sanchez took over
Fans: Noooo
Fans: You have it all wrong.
Urizenus: ok…
Fans: I quit. Then the acting Deputy Director (Dana Scully) took over and gave up then I appointed Sanchez the job.
Fans: I quit TSO that is.
Urizenus: oh ok
Fans: So my sim is all kaput.
Urizenus: Well, what came of the thing with the Bradleys?
Fans: When the Bradleys first came they weren’t scammers. They were imposters.
Urizenus: Imposters? Imposter whats?
Fans: Mr-President.
Urizenus: Clones?
Fans: Well, no.
Fans: But..
Fans: They were rude and disrespectful.
Urizenus: ok, so then what happened?
Fans: A I sent in a couple of operatives to see what was going on. They were calling people ugly. Which I knew wasn’t a serious offense but then I knew it would progress to the Terms Of Service violations.
Urizenus: ok…
Fans: And they were threatening the CIA too. So I took matters into my own hands.
Urizenus: what did you do?
Fans: I tagged them.
Fans: I got a tag back and that’s what really make AVG stir.
Urizenus: ok…
Fans: I got more agents to tag them and then everything they did got worse.
Fans: They were rebels planning to attack AVG first mind that.
Fans: Then they started tagging everyone in the AVG.
Fans: That’s when the scamming started.
Fans: They were attacking newbies, of course.
Urizenus: ah, ok
Fans: I sent more agents to tag. I sent them more and more request for them to surrender and stop scamming. All of them were refused.
Fans: Then that’s when they started hacking.
Urizenus: How do you know it was them?
Fans: Wait a minute..
Fans: I need to get to that part.
Fans: When overnight I seemed to get a hacker into my account which deleted the first Fans.
Urizenus: into you tso account?
Fans: Yes.
Urizenus: what makes you think it was them?
Fans: Lets say I got tons of bragging from then through IM’s,
Urizenus: before it was known you had been hacked?
Fans: It was after when they started telling me they hacked it.
Urizenus: Did you contact EA about this?
Fans: Of course.
Fans: EA sucks.
Urizenus: what did they say?
Fans: They’re customer support lacks and they can go jump off they’re headquarters.
Fans: “Were sorry we can’t do anything. We can’t handle in-game issues.”
Urizenus: what? Your account was hacked!
Fans: Yes.
Urizenus: really, that is all they said?
Fans: Yep.
Urizenus: wait, did EA not even say they would investigate?
Fans: Not at all.
Fans: Like I would expect anything.
Urizenus: so you contacted the police.
Fans: Of course.
Fans: They did something.
Fans: I decided to give the Bradleys another chance after I said I contacted the police and threatened to take them to court.
Urizenus: k
Fans: Then I was rebuilding Fans II.
Fans: When they did another assault through EMail.
Urizenus: you mean they sent a Trojan horse?
Fans: It was a fake EMail from simpresident@aol.com asking for me to download this money-making program and investigate it.
Urizenus: ic
Fans: Which of course, was from xxxxx
Fans: I was talking to Mr-President on Yahoo about it and he never sent me anything…
Urizenus: hmmm
Urizenus: spoofed mr-Ps email then
Fans: Yes.
Urizenus: and the attachment was a Trojan horse or just a virus
Fans: It didn’t have a attachment
Fans: It was a link going to the website.
Urizenus: oh right
Urizenus: ok
Fans: Where I could download it.
Fans: I got my account hacked again and well some ‘information’ was taken.
Fans: And published in TSO.
Fans: After this I called the police and EA.
Urizenus: what information was that?
Fans: Something I don’t want to talk about.
Urizenus: home address or other info
Fans: Nope.
Fans: Something else.
Urizenus: ok
Fans: I just don’t want to talk about it.
Urizenus: ok
Fans: This incident could of been reported to the NSA or FBI.
Fans: NSA deals with hackers.
Urizenus: well… overseas
Fans: Remember in the interview when quote “I accidentally hacked…”
Fans: Thats enough to have her arrested.
Urizenus: ok so then what happened?
Fans: I decided to quit TSO due to these imbecile kids wanting to be bad boys/girls.
Urizenus: ok…
Urizenus: what did the police say?
Fans: Oh they’re still investigating.
Fans: But mark my words. They’ll get arrested.
Urizenus: how can you be so sure?
Fans: When somebody admits to hacking and says they hacked is a serious offense and I would know NO ONE who wants to say they hacked something and brag about it.
Fans: But for the next attack from them me and my district attorney are waiting…
Urizenus: ok thanks Fans…
Fans: No Problemo, Amigo.