Mr-President Caught Groping Intern!
by Alphaville Herald on 21/04/04 at 9:54 am
by Pat the Rat
Well, I always said that our Mr-Pres was a frisky one! Here he is, caught on screen shot, groping an innocent young AVG intern in the flower of her youth. Oh well, it beats invading Islamic Countries I suppose, but there is something very 90s about the whole affair. And at least this time we don’t find him in bed with a mafia kingpin ::cough cough::.
(Incriminating screen shot moved to the “read on” section in response to constant bitching by our favorite board ho, RB)
Eliza Collins
Apr 21st, 2004
I was there when it happened, they were just dancing.
Scared to say
Apr 21st, 2004
I was there too, and Eliza there was a lot more than just dancing that the Prez was trying to do, in fact weren’t you later involved? As I recall Mr. Prez was trying to get a threesome going with you and the blonde.
Johnny Lace
Apr 21st, 2004
gosh, and the bashing of poor mr. P goes on. I really do miss the smileys and ‘just a good pun’ in this piece of news.
Cocoanut
Apr 21st, 2004
This whole rag is a joke.
coco
RB
Apr 21st, 2004
Get rid of that bloody stupid picture and just provide a text link Uri. It’s buggered up the whole blog layout. Bad mistake
- RB
Monica Lewinski
Apr 21st, 2004
This is sad and pathetic ::cough:: enquierer ::cough::
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
Pat the Rat is Uri. See the wedding story, he already got busted.
Urizenus
Apr 21st, 2004
Sorry to disappoint you Sherlock, but Pat the Rat isn’t always me. And I think it can be established that I was nowhere near the Capitol at the time in question.
I am now reliably informed that the woman desperately trying to extricate herself from the clutches of Mr-President (after accidently clicking the smiley icon to accept this unwanted advance) is not an intern at all, but a leading Alphaville organized crime figure. More details will be released as they are confirmed.
And my real question here is: How come politicians get all the action and newspaper guys get jack?
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
-Sorry to disappoint you Sherlock, but Pat the Rat isn’t always me.
So why publish under someone else’s name? Like the wedding story. Were you ashamed to be at a Mafioso’s wedding? You seem to be convorting with the Mafia just as much as the President. That’s just my opinion though.
To answer your question about getting some action, first of all if I am not mistaken I heard that at the party you were flirting with one Gina Giancana a reputed Mafia boss with the Black Hand. Second of all, you report about all these brothels, you can get some action in one of them I am sure. Probably for free.
Mr Hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
Whys all of the stuff scratched out with paint..and if any one didnt notice some thing was blocked out after the word “dressed”
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
My guess is that is the word up. Mr P I am not dress up. Looks bad otherwise. Is this what the AVH has resorted to? Accepting obviously fradulant pictures/info for the sake of an article?
Mr Hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
yep my guess was up to…and even blocked out the IM..wonder who she was talking to *thinks*
Fans II
Apr 21st, 2004
lol, Come on we all know that the up is edited out (badly).
Pat the Rat
Apr 21st, 2004
anonymous asks: So why publish under someone else’s name?
Pat the Rat isn’t “someone else’s name”. It is the name of the avatar that is the gossip columnist for AVH, and it is shared by several typists and contributors. I’m pleased to hear that you publish under your own name, but am so sorry to learn that your mom and dad named you ‘anonymous’.
Various names and faces on the screen shot have been whited out to protect the innocent.
Sadly, the picture is far more damning than even I contemplated, since, as Uri hinted, the hot blonde in the picture is not an intern at all, but is none other than Alphaville Mafia Leader Gina Giancana. Nor is it lost on this society page girl and or boy, that it was a mobster named Giancana that infiltrated the Kennedy administration. So, whether she is undressed, scantily dressed, or just not dressed up enough, it is sad that history must repeat itself like this. Shame on you Mr-P! Can’t you find any law-abiding girls? I hear Coco is available. She would make a fine first lady for you.
::kiss kiss::
–Pat
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
Either way, the picture has obviously been editted. So your right it is far more damning than you contemplated since it shows the AVH accepts fradulant made up stories with absolutely no validity to them.
Urizenus
Apr 21st, 2004
OK, Pat, let’s leave Coco out of this shall we? (Although she would make a good first lady and maybe then there would be some hope of keeping Mr-P in line!)
Anonymous, I was not flirting with Gina Giancana at the wedding party, but developing a valuable source. Like the minister who goes into the bar because that’s where the sinners are, I must develop contacts where the stories are. Hence my “frienship web” is a who’s who of scammers, griefers, mafiosi, corrupt AVG politicians, Sim Arts Communitarians, and other riffraff and bohemians. Ms. Giancana is nothing more than a source to me. Clearly there is much more to her relationship with Mr-P!
Mr Hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
Really? last time i checked she was married…
Urizenus
Apr 21st, 2004
>Either way, the picture has obviously been editted.
Once again, Sherlock, you astound me. Was it the giant gobs of whiteout eliding the faces that gave it away? Stop trying to deflect attention from the sad fact that Mr-P has been caught embracing a known AV gangster!
p.s. Here is some more editing: there is only one ‘t’ in edited.
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
Yes I see where it has been editted in other places. Those edits I can understand. However, the conversation has been edited (happy?). How it was edited makes it look bad. Frankly it looks like he is simply going to shake her hand, nothing more. How you managed to spin that into he is groping an intern is beyond me. Now it’s he is embracing a Mafia person. Didn’t check the facts first or what? It’s obvious you got this and just ran it without checking facts. Checking facts involves contacting people and asking questions. Was Mr. President contacted or Gina? Maybe from now on you should get both sides of the story instead of telling just one side, yours.
Mr Hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
well said
Gladys
Apr 21st, 2004
HAHAHAHA! I was there when all of it happened, see my sim Mimi E. I heard every last bit of it and it’s all true. But who really cares? Mr-P needs some action too, just like the rest of us!
Mr Hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
what u hear Mimi
Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004
Are people ignoring the fact that the picture was editted either way to look bad?
Gladys
Apr 21st, 2004
It wasnt that big of a deal, there were 3 of them, one being Mr-President, messing around, talking about having a 3-some and so on…
Mr hugs'
Apr 21st, 2004
Yep the editing is BS i wanna no why she blocked the IM thing
Gladys
Apr 21st, 2004
Anonymous, no matter what is edited it was still a very provocative comversation between them.
Urizenus
Apr 21st, 2004
Yah know gang, when Pat the Rat gave me this screen shot I thought it would add some levity to this whole election scandal thing. I assumed, quite correctly, that Mr-President would think it was funny too. Obviously, you can’t “grope” anyone in tso, and obviously the blonde hottie accepted whatever interaction is involved, whether that be dancing, shaking hands, or rough granny sex. Oops, that’s not an option either. Darn!
The reaction here should have been “lol”, but instead we get a kind of hermeneutics of screen shot editing, and who is leading it, but “anonymous”, who is perhaps better known to all of us as JC Soprano! So now we have the specter of a leading mavia boss, up to his neck in Mr-President’s administration already, charging into the fray to defend Mr-P against a joke. Oh and to top it all off we have the revelation that the woman is Gina Giancana. Did I mention that Ms. Giancana’s family is considering a merger with Mr. Soprano’s family? So perhaps that is what this is really all about: deflecting attention from the fact that Alphaville’s Capitol is swimming in Mafiosi.
Is it to early to put up the new neighborhood sign?:
“The Sim Mafia OWNZ AVG!”
Gladys
Apr 21st, 2004
hahahah, Oprah Show right now!!!
JC Soprano
Apr 21st, 2004
I have no choice but to post as anonymous since that jerk keeps posting as me and Uri allows it. Obviously Uri’s only tactic to defend himself (notice he complete ignores the fact the text was edited to look bad for a better story) is to say Anonymous is me. Why? Because he knows a majority of the people have their mind made up about me and will not listen. That is his only defense.
Newsflash, I’m not the only one claiming inconsistences, I’m not the only one bitching you twist the truth to suit your little wanna be newspaper, I’m not the one saying your full of shit and I’m not the only one who has noticed.
Someone told me that I was squirming at some point. Looks like that’s what Uri is doing now.
As for the hood. Sorry my family doesn’t clutter the neighborhood view with stupid ownz names. By choice. Nobody ownz shit, they just think they do.
Oh and for Ms. Giancana, remember Uri, it’s chess not checkers. She’s not a member of my organization yet. So much for protecting your source though huh? =)
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
Man, it’s a lot funner from this perspective!
JC Soprano
Apr 21st, 2004
Bottom line,
Quit point your figure at everyone else Uri and look into the mirror.
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
No More Anonymous, I Got Rights
Ian
Apr 21st, 2004
Well agreed JC….If your going to accuse someone, Proof before your Passion please
JC Soprano
Apr 21st, 2004
For the record Uri, I found the article humorous too, however the bigger picture is how you run your “paper”.
Sorry if I seem brash, but this is like fighting EA. Uri runs the paper. Of course he won’t see any wrong doing with what he does.
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
No Comment
RB
Apr 21st, 2004
Fix the bloody picture already. lol. Blogs are text based mediums and are not ment to have such things on the front page.
Now you have to scroll ALLLLLL the way to the bottom to see all the links and crap. and recent comments. When they should be on the side like they are supposed too.
- RB
RB
Apr 21st, 2004
Fix the bloody picture already. lol. Blogs are text based mediums and are not ment to have such things on the front page.
Now you have to scroll ALLLLLL the way to the bottom to see all the links and crap. and recent comments. When they should be on the side like they are supposed too.
- RB
Mr-President
Apr 21st, 2004
I see the picture underneath the links on the right, which browser are you using, RB?
–
Just so everyone knows my take on this article:
I did find it funny, however, anyone that knows me in-game knows that I always use the ‘Kiss Hello’ interaction with every woman I meet/greet, as well as dance with them when given the opportunity. This is a screenshot dancing. To all those that do not play TSO: you can not grope.
I’m always nice, polite, courteous to everyone, no matter who they are.
HAHAHAHA
Apr 22nd, 2004
You forgot to block out the top left corner… must have been you trying to set him up?
Gina Giancana
Apr 22nd, 2004
I was advised by my lawyer to not respond to this article but I am anyway.
Fact is I was violated at the white house by Mr. P. What he calls “dancing” involved him trying to get his hand down my pants and much more that I will not go into detail here. As the picture shows I just woke up and he was already in my room. What business did he have in there in the first place? Mr. P you also forget to mention the fact that you were trying to persuade me and another innocent girl into having a little threesome. There were several witnessess at the White House that night that, deny it all you want Mr. P. One witness being the blocked out person in the picture who wants to remain anonymous.
People should be questioning what are Mr. P’s motives behind his “groping” of me, my guess it has to do with the fact I am in the process of working out a deal to join Mr. Soprano. Or maybe that Mr. P can be linked to the group that made the “Giancana is Owned” hood on the map in alpha. I won’t go into that…..
Gina Giancana
Anony!
Apr 22nd, 2004
JC didnt you post saying you wouldnt be posting here anymore? AHAHAAH you are so lame you just cant resist!
Urizenus
Apr 22nd, 2004
Gina, I’m so sorry to hear that this happened to you. You know, a lot of people might blame the victim in a case like this. You know, they might say that you should have known better than to try to green in a place that had a known horn dog like Mr-P prowling around in it (crimey, it’s like having Ted Kennedy in the next room!). Others might say, well, Gina is a Mafia Boss, so what does she expect? While they actually kind of have a point on #2, I also see that there is good in you (indeed, some non-zero quantity of good), so I say, you go gangster girl! Stand up for your dignity. And if it happens again, bitch slap that randy goat!
Cocoanut
Apr 22nd, 2004
Not funny.
coco
Simon
Apr 22nd, 2004
i bet thats photoshoped, and also thats a dance interaction
Ian
Apr 22nd, 2004
Wow just when I thought AVH couldn’t stoop lower…
Urizenus
Apr 22nd, 2004
Actually Ian (aka AVG Press Secretary) the low point for the Herald arguably came when we published your unfounded claims smearing Ashley as a scammer.
Coco says this isn’t funny, but at least SHE figured out that it is a joke.
If you don’t like this kind of joke Ian, then tell your boss to stop dancing with Mafia Kingpins. And by “your boss” I mean Mr-President and not JC Soprano, in case you were wondering which one I meant.
Gladys
Apr 22nd, 2004
haha.
JC Soprano
Apr 22nd, 2004
For the record, Mr. President never danced with me lololol
As for Gina, 5 members is hardly kingpin. Not ragging on anyway, Gina is cool, just saying.
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
Care to dance Uri? lol
Ian
Apr 22nd, 2004
Uri, geez you can’t take a joke, kinda ironic. Anyways, posting my ed….by posting that was the lowpoint, you are admitting you post articles with no truth…Hmm kinda interesting…And JC is not my boss, I have not seen him once while working for the AVG, nor Have I heard him involved in anything. I dont know why you posted that Article with Mr-P rigged the election without looking at the full convo. And the accused, JC GAVE IT TO YOU!
JC Soprano
Apr 22nd, 2004
Bow down before me Ian!!! BOW! lol I’m kidding! lol Oh no, I joked with you!! My cover is blown!!! lololol
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
As James Brown said, I paid the cost to be the boss.
Amira
Apr 22nd, 2004
Actually JC…that’s BB King’s song…and you’re no boss, except maybe at a ticket counter somewhere…
Cocoanut
Apr 22nd, 2004
I didn’t at first, Uri. When I said, “This whole rag is a joke,” I meant this entire so-called newspaper is a joke, and not a good one. Largely because it can’t decide what it wants to be.
You mix at least three types of articles on it, and we never know which is coming next:
a. Something you consider true and serious or at least possibly true, and serious
b. Something you consider true and serious so much so that you post as your rl self
c. Something blatantly untrue which you post as a joke.
The problem is, a lot of the things you consider true and serious also happen to be either not true, controversial, or impossible to determine the truth of. So when you post something that we know is not true, we can’t tell whether you are joking or not. After all, you have posted ludicrous opinions and fallacies before that you apparently regarded seriously.
(And, as an aside, the fact that we can never be sure who is posting as what reporter is another unnecessarily confounding factor.)
But even as a supposed joke, I don’t think it’s very funny to start a campaign – ingame and on this board – that Mr. President is a lecher. That may seem like a joke to you, but it really amounts to rumor-mongering and character assassination. It’s hostile.
This would perhaps not be the case if the entire web site were a parody. But the site lurches from paranoia to straight reporting to parody to unresearched and non-fact-checked assertions, and so on, back and forth. So if you are suddenly in a joking mood about Mr. President, don’t be surprised that it takes people a while to catch on, particularly since you just finished doing an excellent job of declaring that you have very seriously determined him to be a cheater who may well warp the long-time psychological development of younger players.
Any magazine or newspaper must have a consistent voice. If there are to be parodies, they need to be noted as such, unless the entire publication is a parody (such as Mad magazine).
And while I’m at it, let me add that I also take offense at your superior attitude toward your readers, which is apparent in the majority of your posts.
In this particular case, for instance, you are trying to blame the readers for not recognizing this as a joke, when the true failure is that of this newspaper for failing to achieve a consistent voice – as well as already being notorious for presenting various fallacies, rumors, and suppositions as fact.
Oh, and by the way, who are you to determine who Mr. President – or any player, for that matter – can and can’t associate in the game? Making such a big deal out of Mr. President being friendly and helpful to mafia players just as to other players is pretty ridiculous, particularly considering you yourself have ALWAYS hung out primarily with scammers, prostitutes, and the like.
And don’t tell me that is just because that is your role play (the journalist sniffing out corruption), and therefore it must be his also (and so he should actually shun all mafia players in the game). Not so.
coco
JC Soprano
Apr 22nd, 2004
Amira,
Maybe you need to go back to music class. It is a James Brown song. Maybe BB King had sung it at some point, but it’s a James Brown song as well. So if your done trying to be a know it all, we would like to move on with the thread. Thank you.
Coco – w00t!
JC Soprano
http://www.thesimmafia.com
As James Brown said, I paid the cost to be the boss.