Scorned Relina: I was Mr-President’s Secret Sim Love

by Alphaville Herald on 24/04/04 at 5:56 pm

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By I.P. Lithium with Pat the Rat

Many of you will recall our story about poor Relina, winner of “The Bachelor” contest, but then but then dumped by the “bad apple” bachelor Jecht before she got to the altar. Perhaps lost in that story was the unusual presence of Mr-P at the contest. Relina now insists that she had been carrying on a secret sim love affair with Mr-P, that he kept it secret for political reasons during the election. But now we have to wonder: Just how deep does the corruption in this administration go? Did Mr-P attempt to influence the outcome of the contest? Did he use his thugs to scare Jecht away from Relina? Did this really happen? Or is Relina making all this up to bask in the glory of the world-wide fame that comes from an AVH interview? You decide; we would like to help, but our brains just burst into flames.

AVH: How did your relation with Mr-President begin?
Relina: Well he came to my house unexpected and we had dinner
Relina: It pretty much took off from there
AVH: You didn’t invite him…he just showed up. This was approximately a month ago?
Relina: i had visited his house a couple times
Relina: ya, It started when the re elections were taking place….
Relina: it was about April 7 or 9th
AVH: Where were you living at the time?
Relina: My own house, Studio fifty four
AVH: So, you knew him casually but that was it up until the dinner?
Relina: Ya
Relina: I mean, he was saying how he wanted to date “privately” so there wouldn’t be media
Relina: so i agreed
AVH: Okay….and he approached you.
Relina: ya
Relina: he approached me
AVH: You were attracted to him, though? I mean, how did you react to that?
Relina: Of course. he’s the president
AVH: The power of it all…intrigued you?
Relina: yes
Relina: after a while I got sick of it
AVH: So, during the affair, you agreed to keep things private?
Relina: yes
Relina: I asked him if we could go public
Relina: he said it would hurt his campaign
AVH: How did you feel about that?
Relina: I was hurt
Relina: that’s when i went on The Bachelor
AVH: Did you break it off, do you continue to see him?
Relina: i continued
AVH: To this day?
Relina: he was mad i went on the bachelor
AVH: I bet…..
Relina: but then when jecht “pulled his little stunt” things settled down
AVH: Settled down—- meaning he quit being mad and the affair resumed?
Relina: yes
AVH: Does it continue to this day?
Relina: yes
Relina: After this he will probably deny it
Relina: and make fake convos etc
AVH: How was it possible to keep it private, given his position?
Relina: He would come to my house
AVH: So, you obviously don’t think he’ll care for you going public?
Relina: no I do not
AVH: Had you talked to him about that possibility? Did you tell him you eventually would?
Relina: I threatened to go to the press but he said they wouldn’t believe me….and that his friends would help him out and make fake convos etc
Relina: and during the jecht thing he put a comment under the article saying maybe they should have a bachelorette for me…he was mad with me at that time.
AVH: Ah, that was him?
Relina: Yes
Relina: “Relina, how about “Bachelorette” show? Then you could find your sim love. Posted by Mr-President at April 21, 2004 11:15 PM”
AVH: How long have you known the president?
Relina: About a month
AVH: When is the last time you spoke to the president?
Relina: this evening…i was at his home.
AVH: So, it says on your friendship web that you’ve only known the president five days….how could that be right?
Relina: that’s not right….
Relina: when they started the new friendship thing
Relina: its been 5 days since that
AVH): ah I see
AVH: I was worried that perhaps someone would have put you up to this, but that’s not the case at all?
Relina: NO!!….I wouldn’t do that!!!! I would never lie about someone…or something they did!
Relina: I wanted to get this out in the public
Relina: no more drama in my sim life
AVH: So, you chose to do this all on your own because you want the public to know?
Relina: Its not that I want the public to know….I want people to see the truth…and not a lie
AVH: Okay, we just always need to be wary….it’s the friendship web thing that threw me. You know, it tells on the web how long you’ve known someone, even an old acquaintance. I have people on mine from 200 days ago; so that just isn’t jibing for me. I’m trying to sort it all out.
Relina: look
Relina: I have known the president for about a month
Relina: When i made this sim
Relina: I talked to him the first day
Relina: cause i was interested in what the whole government thing was about
Relina: if u look at my link i have one friend
Relina: and the rest are acquaintances
Relina: the oldest acquaintances is 6 days
AVH: Ah, so you and the pres were never friends [never exchanged balloons]; just acquaintances and that would explain it? I’m just trying to be prepared— you said you thought we’d be accused of fabricating the story so I just want all the bases covered.
Relina: its ok i understand…ya we were never friends [never exchanged balloons]
AVH: This sim has only existed for 25 days or so? It’s a new sim?
Relina: yep
AVH: So, when you told him you were going public, he said his friend would help him out?
Relina: Yes….by denying it and saying i was a liar
AVH: You’re prepared for that?
Relina: Yes I am….i thought it over a lot
Relina: and I’m ready
AVH: So the truth can be known— you think that is important?— Why? Do you think it’s wrong for him to want to keep this private, given his position? If so, why did you agree to it?
AVH: I mean, initially……can you describe when you thought it had to become public?
Relina: i feel like he’s ashamed of me
Relina: so i want to let the public know
Relina: i just feel it’s the right thing to do
AVH: Would you say you were/are in love with the president?
Relina: no
AVH: So, you never felt that way….he never did; it was purely….I’m not sure; how would you describe it?
AVH: Your feelings; his feelings?
Relina: I’m not sure
Relina: I mean
Relina: I would have gotten married
Relina: he said he loved me a couple times
Relina: like that time in the pic
AVH: You would have gotten married, but you didn’t love him?
Relina: I guess that’s how life works
Relina: i wasn’t in love with him
AVH: You were attracted to the power of his position? Did you get any *perks* from being in a relationship with the president; did you feel like you were with a powerful sim?
Relina: I didn’t get any perks
Relina: I felt low
Relina: I felt like scum
AVH: At first, though, that was part of the attraction?
AVH: Then it just got bad?
Relina: correct
AVH: Can you tell me about the pics? Where and when were they taken? All at your home during this affair or….?
Relina: no
Relina: they were all at his home
Relina: during the affair yes
AVH: So, you were able to meet at his home without others knowing? No one else knew about the affair?
Relina: no one.
AVH: How was it possible to keep it quiet at his house…weren’t others usually around?
Relina: no he would sign on i would go over and he would ban all
AVH: Ah
Relina: if a roomie came i would just leave
AVH: have you spent any time with mr prez in the last week?
Relina: Yes…at his house…but i was there with others.
AVH: so no real quality time in game.
Relina:*the affair is only in the game lol*
AVH: lol, ok so you haven’t had time to spend much time with him at all in the last week? [hence no significant connection in the new friendship web]
AVH: so why did he care if people found out about you? You’re an attractive sim.
Relina: Well thank you
Relina: He said it would interfere with his campaign…once the campaign was over…i got suspicious that he was going to dump me….
Relina: but that’s not why i decided to tell
AVH: Do you think there are other girls that he was hiding you from?
Relina: Probably.
AVH: ok, anything else to add?
Relina: Nope.
AVH: alrighty Rel, thanks!

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34 Responses to “Scorned Relina: I was Mr-President’s Secret Sim Love”

  1. Ian

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Hmm, you can expect a press release soon.

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

  2. Dyerbrook

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Wow, *pictures*! Woot! Can we have MORE? On all subjects! Except BDSM.

  3. Punker

    Apr 24th, 2004

    One wonders what that has to do with the game. You 5?

  4. Simon

    Apr 24th, 2004

    WHO CARES!?!?!?! Mr. President has as much right to love someone as any of us do!

  5. Simon

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Could some Herald Staff explain the pictures at
    http://uso.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=4&st=0& of mafia and acammers on the lot??

  6. Punker

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Who cares? People skilling on a lot. Big deal.

  7. Urizenus

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Sure thing DB, more pics on the way. Reading Larry Lessig’s new book Free Culture got me feeling all militant about pics. By the way, you aren’t Relina, are you?

    Simple Simon, one often finds scammers, mafiosi, and AVG members on the AVH lot. I dare say that even you would be welcome there. You of course neglected to show the chat logs in which AVG staffers asked them to repent their sins, gave them training in citizenship, and then sent them on their way as reformed citizens.

  8. Relina

    Apr 24th, 2004

    No Im Relina…My new Sim is Carissa!!!!

  9. Rel

    Apr 24th, 2004

    thats carrisa*

  10. Punker

    Apr 24th, 2004

    This Anony person needs a life. Big time.

  11. JC Soprano

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Anony,

    You really need to grow up. Your coming off as a bafoon for real.

    JC Soprano
    http://www.thesimmafia.com
    Posts like that get removed and get you banned from posting here.

  12. Ian

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Mr-President; is coming out with a press release.

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

    [Sir in AV]

  13. Ian

    Apr 24th, 2004

    In Other News: I will be opening the AV Capitol shortly; please stop on by.

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

    [Sir in AV]

  14. Celestie

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Yes, I too, am a former lover of Mr-President of Alphaville. Many of nights me and President have had alone at the capital whilst everyone was on ban! A few of the things we did together are as followed: Hard Bull Riding, Deep Blowing and Suckling of the “fun machine”. We also spent many hours in the hot tub, making bubbles and barking like 2 hot dogs in the sun in the middle of June!

  15. Ian

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Wow that comment just made my day

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

    [Sir in AV]

  16. Cocoanut

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Uri, this is getting pathetic. Truly. I’m always amazed at how low you go, and with such total stupidities, but this one takes the cake.

    I think you need to grow up.

    coco

  17. Shane

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Hey Everyone …just here to say Relina’s new name is Carrisa..and her home is for sale..lot size 7 IM her. Thnks

  18. me

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Celestie,
    Haha, you wish! You are a gay boy irl, didnt you know? I saw your pictures on RealSimsOnline. I don’t think Mr-President is gay. please stop lieing

  19. RB

    Apr 24th, 2004

    OMG. Im strangley agreeing with Coco here. Well, first time for everything. :)

    Indeed, nobody does care. If you want to watch the bold and the beautiful or the days of our lives or whatever kind of soppy soapy drama rubbish is being protrayed here in this thread amongst others, Then turn on your TV and watch it.

    Sim contestant on sim bachelor dumped by the sim bachelor guy.

  20. Ian

    Apr 24th, 2004

    Press Release:

    http://www.avgov.com/statement-42404.html

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

    [Sir in AV]

  21. Toni

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Heh. That picture is so fake. That isn’t Mr-President’s font color. Unless he is in another city, then that isn’t him. This topic really intrigues you doesn’t it?

  22. Funky

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Hehe, that name tag is easily painted inside any picture because it has a black border. You would never be able to see if it was photoshopped because there is no need to blend stuff.

    To do this:
    * Go to mr. P’s lot.
    * Point over his sim so his name tag pops up.
    * make a screenshot, cut out & copy the name tag.
    * Paste it over another sim in a set-up situation

    Very cool :-)

  23. Celestie

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Do you think I care? You are so afriad you don’t even post your name? You don’t know if that is me irl silly crossdresser.

  24. Ian

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Funky, we know what could have been done, however it all happened in the Alphaville Capitol. Please look at the press release:

    http://www.avgov.com/statement-42404.html

    Ian
    AVG Press Secretary

    [Sir in AV]

  25. Mr-President

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Gina, the bottom two pictures of AVH’s April 24th article are authentic. The cover picture however, isn’t. I made that clear in the statement.

  26. Ian

    Apr 25th, 2004

    it all didn’t* happen

    Edit: did to didn;t

  27. Viva T

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Celestie, I saw your webcam before. your pics on RSO are you. Dont try to lie. Everyone already knows you are GAY. but you dont dare recognize. You wanna be a old lady irl, we all noticed it. Why do u always make old lady sims? or ru granny fucker irl? *eww*

  28. Gladys

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Viva are you really that ignorant? Please, everytime you post you make yourself look worse.

  29. Viva

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Gladys, WHAT DO YOU WANT? DON’T TALK TO ME!

  30. Viva

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Gladys, no you make yourself look worse everyime u post..

    like u posted before “Hahahahahha” “Ugh, I can’t enter Alphaville!”, blah blah none cares what you think.

  31. Celestie

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Viva, did you think I would care about what you think? Those are my pic on rso just like those pics on rso are really you. No one cares about you Viva I thought you left TSO, why are you still posting on a TSO website? Is that why you try to post as “me”? Stop being so pathetic!

  32. Gladys

    Apr 25th, 2004

    Viva, stop taking my words. Please leave me alone, I don’t like you and I don’t care about your opinion of me.

  33. me

    Apr 26th, 2004

    Gladys, do u want me to leave u alone? then why did u talk to me? *Pathetic!*

    Celestie, Sorry but *Yawns!* You are so ugly irl. Please commit suicide! You deserve it

  34. Gladys, i mean why did u start talk to me.. but you want me to leave u alone..? so pathetic!

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