newz from DG: BODIES, BRAWLS AND BRUISES
by Alphaville Herald on 05/05/04 at 1:17 pm
By Dana Grove
In what has become a recent trend lately in Dan’s Grove, fights have been breaking out between rival gangs and mafia families at the local skill houses. The latest big brawl was seen at Annie’s Bodyworks, owned by the lovely Annie Depressant’. Several LLC (Living Legends Crew) and Angeletti’s went at it in front of all the innocent bystanders who there just trying to work out.
All hell broke loose when Lonnie Rodriguez, leader of the LLC was working out and a young, obviously nave new sim by the name of Mikey Italiano, walked by and spewed out several remarks to Lonnie and his wife Maddi. The two men began to slap and pile drive one another repeatedly and Maddi jumped in on it as well. Within the next few seconds, several Angeletti family members arrived on the scene and began to help out Mikey, making one wonder who Mr. Mikey Italiano really is? In return, LLC members quickly arrived at Annie’s, turning it into more chaos as Annie tried to get the mob scene outside away from her visitors. Slaps were thrown, pile drives were given, foul language was exchanged and bodies hit the floor everywhere. When all was said and done, LLC was last standing, Annie had several broken workout benches, and luckily Mikey ran before they could finish him off.
I think one can now say war has officially begun between LLC and Angeletti….
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
LOL Nice, This is Sean Morello from LLC
Liz
May 5th, 2004
LLC has and always will kick ass in Dan Grove, still going strong for almost a year now
snoopy
May 5th, 2004
almost makes me wish I has a simmy there so I could watch the fur fly ! wOOt wOOt
snoopy
May 5th, 2004
almost makes me wish I has a simmy there so I could watch the fur fly ! wOOt wOOt
Chadd L
May 5th, 2004
haha bout time we get the recognation we deserve
Maddi
May 5th, 2004
haha damn right were tha best…angelettis gunna hit tha floor againnn n againnn
P-I-M-P
May 5th, 2004
Will the last of you gimp mafia lamers hurry up and infest SWG allready..let me know if you need me so write a note to mommy for you. Zit monkeys.
Ho
May 5th, 2004
Oh, please. P-I-M-P is right. School lets out and the “mafia” begins. Do you have to finish your homework first?
Hummer
May 5th, 2004
Yes, the trouble starts when school lets out.. “Mommmm, can I use the computerrrrrrrrr?”
cRiMe bOss
May 5th, 2004
dEWZ mY Mafia OwNZ jOOOOOOOOOOOOO .. I ruLE oK?
KiLlEr AnGeL
May 5th, 2004
LlC ReWlZ aNd OwNz. WhEn I gEt HoMe FrOm JuNiOr HiGh, I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE.
cRiMe bOss
May 5th, 2004
O KiLlEr AnGeL u r hOT a/s/l ? u wan 2 b im ma mafia? send pix tyvm ttyl ok laterz. omg yummy ma mom made pancakez YUM
KiLlEr AnGeL
May 5th, 2004
Im ToO hOt fOr YoU, cRiMe. ThIs 13 yEaR oLd iS kIkIn’ iT.
cRiMe bOss
May 5th, 2004
yA i wOuLd wAtCh tHE fUr fLy if yOU hAd aNY AnGeL muHaHaHaZzzzzzzzzz ouT
KiLlEr AnGeL
May 5th, 2004
yA, cRiMe. I wOuLd WaTcH yOuR pEcKeR fLy… If YoU hAd OnE.
cRiMe bOss
May 5th, 2004
U wIsH …..iTs pRettY fLy.. 4 a wHiTe gUy
Mafia Princess
May 5th, 2004
Angel, you need to step off my man. He may be 28 and still live with his parents, but that doesn’t make him a loser, bia.
Liz
May 5th, 2004
newsflash not all mafia role players are kids idiots lol
Hummer
May 5th, 2004
Another news flash : Oddly enough, many find that fact sad rather than helpful to your cause.
LLC IS GAY
May 5th, 2004
wow..LLC stands for LOST LITTLE CHILDREN…why do a story on a bunch of losers..please how dumb..the games dead & DG is dead..
I highly doubt any one cares about what happens there and doing a story on the dumbest gang there..there arent any normal games there..there was only one and the leader left the game..No need to say names..LONNIES ONLY 14 HES NO MAN DUH
X MAFIA
May 5th, 2004
X MAFIA WILL ALWAYS OWN U FOOLS
Hummer
May 5th, 2004
Children.. please… isn’t it bedtime yet?
Carl James
May 5th, 2004
all the good mafias have left..so dont think your’e the best…The games dead..it’ll be over soon and how many mafias are there in DG? 2?
60% of all mafias have left tso and thats in all cities..that was a lot of money to maxis but not no more..they having troubles with the game so dont expect it to be here long
LLC IZ GAY
May 5th, 2004
yes llc isnt it bedtime?
Y MAFIA
May 5th, 2004
Hey X ..y ? you ugly up the game ..you trash the city view and make us all look a little worse to play a game with you clown “mafias”. You take this blank slate and trash and hate..its sad.
kOOlaId cULt
May 5th, 2004
I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE I bUsT oUt TsO… mAfIa StYlE fEar mE
LLC
May 5th, 2004
LLC= Lil Ladies Crew
Why do a story on such gutter trash?
you no who
May 5th, 2004
I feel sorry for Uri for all these idiots taking over these posts…For real..why even let sum1 put up a dumb story like this
u should take it off for real…waste of space
you no who
May 5th, 2004
No wait..this is what Uri loves. DRAMA Non-Stop
What this “paper” is all about
LLC is Kiddies
May 5th, 2004
Lets see Lonnie Rodriguez=14 Chadd L=14 Maddi= like 15, Brandon Rivera=13,-Shelby=15 Sean Morello=14…In fact only old person is Gina Giancana who claims in AV she isnt LLC but in DG it seems different.LMFAO u all are dumb kids
with love your friend Final Justice
sToNe kIlleR
May 5th, 2004
I’m taking namez of all youz guyz who disrepekt sim mafiaz … im gonna OWN youz
Thug Pasta
May 5th, 2004
Thx for the legit news article Uri keepin it real homeez n G dawgz. How dare they skoff at the power houze of sim mafia. worship me!
Chadd L
May 5th, 2004
yea we r all young but that just makes you all look 10 times worse bcuz we can atke any of u out there… even tho 60% of all mafias left u dont see LLC runnin like lil bitches now do ya?
Liz
May 5th, 2004
i claim im not llc? if you knew anything at all you would know i just joined it within the last week. get your history straight before you open the mouth – all the good mafia’s left? no only the ones that depended solely on tagging left, LLC never gave two shits about tagging, they were more about wanting to fight, they are a gang not a mafia if you want to get technical, yes the majority of LLC is under 18, but i didn’t deny that, i said “newsflash not all mafia players are kids” because they are not. I can name a few if you really need to know. Lonnie gets more done as a gang than your pathetic one man mafia ever did Final Justice. That says a lot for you then considering he is 14.
Liz
May 5th, 2004
Also how about posting under your sims name instead of these cover ups? keep hiding its what your best at
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why do we bother with these fags
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why do we bother with theese fags
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why do we bother with theese fags
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why do we bother with theese fags
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why do we bother with theese fags
Lonnie Rodriguez
May 5th, 2004
put your fucking names up when you talk shit you cock sucking little faggots ~Lonnie Rodriguez ;D
Sean Morello
May 5th, 2004
Why am I a fag?
Lonnie Rodriguez
May 5th, 2004
BTW nice article lol
Zerg
May 5th, 2004
“Lonnie gets more done as a gang” What on earth does he get done? This “newz” article is foolish and sad but brings into focus what a confederacy of dunces sim mafia is. Just know that, hmmm its a school night … OFF TO BED !
Lonnie Rodriguez
May 5th, 2004
Lonnie Rodriguez
May 5th, 2004
if its so fucking foolish why the fuck you writting about it shit packer??? lmao
Maddi
May 5th, 2004
alright yeah sprout a dick n get over it faggots…go talk shit once your balls drop n then maybe youll leave a name…much luv ~Maddi~
Maddi
May 5th, 2004
o0o n i luv tha publicity
thanks
~Maddi~
Hunter
May 5th, 2004
LLC Will kick anybody’s ass anyday
Maddi
May 5th, 2004
agreed chokenutz