Mr-President misses state of union address. Is the end near?

by Alphaville Herald on 08/08/04 at 4:35 pm

In two important recent stories, the Alphaville Gazette reports that Mr-President missed his scheduled state of the union address. No explanation was given by his office. Meanwhile, in an interview with Marcus Forlourne, conducted by Ian, we learn that Mr-President was in fact present when discussion of the election rigging took place. Was he AFK? Did he read the chat log later? Is AFK the new “plausible deniability?” The question we have to ask is this: What did Mr-President know and when did he know it? Another derivative question is this: Will Mr-President resign and when will he do it?

2 Responses to “Mr-President misses state of union address. Is the end near?”

  1. Dante Dracos

    Aug 8th, 2004

    Well…there was a special “Iron Chef” tournament going on at that time on Food Network…I think seeing Chef Kenichi win the “Beef Battle” is much more important than giving the “Fruit of the Loom” address….hehehehehehe….

  2. The Alphaville Gazette

    Aug 8th, 2004

    AVG’s State of the Union, Rescheduled; However Mr-President Doesn’t Show Up Again
    The Alphaville Government’s “State of the Union” address last night was cancelled due to Mr-President not showing up. However, it was rescheduled to tonight (Aug 8 @ 715EDT), but again Mr-President was a no show. Apparently he didn’t even get on al…

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