OK, The Simulated Soviet Union in Alphaville
by Alphaville Herald on 02/08/04 at 9:50 am
For reasons that mystify even this veteran reporter, a group of disaffected alumni of the Alphaville Government have formed a new organization in Alphaville to challenge Mr-President, and have called themselves The Simulated Soviet Union (SSU). And wouldn?t you know it: the ?brains? behind this operation are none other than former AVG Press officer Ian, and former AVG CIA boss Fans. Thus far, as reported in the Alphaville Times, the activities of the group appear to have been harassing AVG employees and attempting to trash their homes. The group claims that they are not communist sympathizers, but merely angry with the corruption of the AVG, and they wish to emulate the swift discipline of the former Soviet Union. Translation: they don?t like the Soviet idea of equitable distribution of income, but really like the idea that Stalin killed 14-20 million innocent Soviet Citizens, and oh the cooking in those Gulags was to die for!
Amira
Aug 3rd, 2004
Fans-
I could give a damn about either of your little clubs. Come and get me, Fans — I want you to try to punish me. Your Soviet idea sucks anyway. Instead of posting mindless patter, I’d be working on a new name. Losers, Move on!
Amira
The Notorious I.N.F.I.D.E.L.
(Hehehe, This is too funny!)
Mr-President
Aug 3rd, 2004
You trashed some of our properties. We rebuilt.
Are we coming to trash some of your properties? No, I don’t believe in that type of combat.
“AVG is begging us to stop. They are giving us offers…”
We don’t negotiate with terrorists.
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
Mr-President, I beg to differ
http://www.ssunion.org/eric.bmp
Overlord Fans
Aug 3rd, 2004
ooo… we got the big boy’s attention now. I suggest you go see Sir for some proof. And you’ll pay for calling us terrorist, infidel.. You guys are the rebels.. You are the ones who attack the citizens YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PERMITS IT AND LEAVES IT TO CONTINUE. YOU SHOULD BE CALLED A TERRORIST MORE THAN ANY ONE OF US! *spits in Mr-P’s face* You make me sick.
Without Care,
Overlord Fans
Project Goldeneye – Destruction To AVG
AIM – Overlord Fans
YIM – Mr_Sim_Director
E.Mail – Overlord@ssunion.org
http://www.ssunion.org
Power To The Simulated Soviet Union!
Mr-President
Aug 3rd, 2004
Ian,
I beg to differ.
Eric L was once a General, now demoted, in the Army.
SLAY
Aug 3rd, 2004
OMG…SSU..you guys claim that you want to get rid of the scammers , and mafias to make this a better game for everyone..CONGRATULATIONS ..YOUVE JUST FAILED AT YOUR TASK. Trashing Govt houses just brought you down to the level of the same people your trying to fight off…BITE YOUR TONGUE SSU
SLAY
Aug 3rd, 2004
OMG…SSU..you guys claim that you want to get rid of the scammers , and mafias to make this a better game for everyone..CONGRATULATIONS ..YOUVE JUST FAILED AT YOUR TASK. Trashing Govt houses just brought you down to the level of the same people your trying to fight off…BITE YOUR TONGUE SSU
SLAY
Aug 3rd, 2004
OMG…SSU..you guys claim that you want to get rid of the scammers , and mafias to make this a better game for everyone..CONGRATULATIONS ..YOUVE JUST FAILED AT YOUR TASK. Trashing Govt houses just brought you down to the level of the same people your trying to fight off…BITE YOUR TONGUE SSU
SLAY
Aug 3rd, 2004
OOOPS ..did I make my point too many times?
SLAY
Aug 3rd, 2004
OOOPS did I make my point too many times? aww well
Overlord Fans
Aug 3rd, 2004
haha, AVG harrased innocinet sims… HOW IS THAT GOOD? Please pay attention…
Dear Remaining AVG employees:
You have 48 hours from Aug 3 4AM EST to join the Simulated Soviet Union. If you have not joined
by Aug 5 4AM EST, then we will never let you in the SSU, no matter what. Until then, we suggest
you think about the offer. We want to let you know, that you did a fantastic job serving the
Alphaville Government, but good things have to end at some point.
AVG is under the golden chains of Goldeneye. We control you now.
With care,
Overlord Fans
Project Goldeneye – Destruction Of AVG.
overlord@ssunion.org
P.S. Mr-President you can’t control your employees any more. You are a horrible leader. Face it. You can’t control the actions of you dimwit employees and that show you’re a bad leader and should resign. Face it. Uri is right.
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
Mr-President I beg to differ again, Eric L, no matter if he was demoted or not, he still offered me the position. CONTRIDICTION POLICE… hello where are you?
Mr-President
Aug 3rd, 2004
“Face it. Uri is right.”
“He has outgrown Alphaville and TSO, and the resources of TSO severely limit the kinds of things that Mr-President can accomplish. Put another way, we think he is far too creative to be stuck in TSO.”
Is he?
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
Yes, I agree with it. You can do so much more, like I have said…Arthur is a good guy, Mr-President is not. get a new name, but Uri is trying to pull you into his SL bullshit. Arty, it is a hard choice but SL is too small and unaccepting community to this
Amira
Aug 3rd, 2004
Divide and conquer. Good Cop / Bad Cop. Cause dissention in the ranks. *rolling my eyes*
What a croc.
toy
Aug 3rd, 2004
The real reason that SL isnt like TSO is simply the age restriction
Funky
Aug 3rd, 2004
Lol, such a good thread!
Amira – SSU 10-0 hehe…They might think otherwise but every neutral (and adult) knows the better of it
The difference between SSU and AVG is that SSU trashes houses on behalf of SSU and AVG members are being rude to innocent or scam ON THEIR OWN BEHALF as conscient individuals. They don’t scam on behalf of AVG…therefore they do not represent AVG.
SSU on the other hand is proud on the fact they are on the same level as the other mafia, ergo trashing houses and fighting evil with evil.
good luck making a fool of yourself and actually turning AV into a less nice place to live in.
Robert The Man
Aug 3rd, 2004
I would take the offer AVG why you still can.Though we have proof of AVG trying to make a deal but he still denies it with Picture proof of Eric L trying to make a deal.
Peaches
Aug 3rd, 2004
I will not sell out and become an SSU member. I am not a traitor.
Overlord Fans
Aug 3rd, 2004
Then you’ll be treated like the rest of the AVG rebels.
Paul Tully
Aug 3rd, 2004
Fans…who’s the real rebel, or a traitor? You used to be such an influential AVG member, and you were solely behind Mr-President, what happened to all of that? I think you just started believing all the lies now…I really can’t believe any of you would spend your time and money to make an organization for the Sole purpose of destroying the AVG. Not only that, but it has offended a number of people. Maybe if you guys would show a little character and change the name, people would get off of your back a little.
In addition, I’m not an AVG member anymore, actually never was, but I still don’t like what your doing to the AVG. You obviously have some hard feelings towards them, yet rather than try and talk like civilized human beings about it, you go and attack them to try and make them disband…
Also, even if the AVG has made some mistakes in the past, haven’t all organizations? When I was the VP of the AVG for a short while, I was on the inside of the government, and I didn’t see ANY scamming or such accused things from AVG members. Don’t feel like typing anymore…so i’ll just leave it off there…
Funky
Aug 3rd, 2004
“Picture proof of Eric L trying to make a deal”
ROFL! There is a reason Maxis doesn’t accept screenshots as proof…
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
It wasn’t doctored in anyway..
Paul Tully
Aug 3rd, 2004
I for one, don’t trust you in any way shape or form…so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was altered.
Robert The Man
Aug 3rd, 2004
Looking at that pic i don’t belive it fixed.Also if anyone chat was gonna get fixed[Which i don't belive Ian does]i wouldn’t think it be Eric L….
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
Paul, you didn’t do anything in the AVG…don’t hide behind that, you were Vice President, until the whole election rigging thing first came up and you left like a pussy to your failing Mount Fuji Government. Please, you do not even know me.
Peaches
Aug 3rd, 2004
Fans Your ass smells like pee.
Overlord Fans
Aug 3rd, 2004
And you head smells like a diaper, Peaches
Simon
Aug 3rd, 2004
wow, My blog was featured in the Herald?! wow!
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
And?
Anony
Aug 3rd, 2004
In my opinion I think the AVG was a bunch of horse shit and the members of this new copycat of the SSG (look at both websites SSG and SSU they wanna be SSG so bad its just funny) the SSU are the rejects of the AVG and just like AVG didnt do more than a lot of talk the SSU just craves attention and will be no better.
* heres the attention you crave so much Ian and Fans*
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
Happy now?
Overlord Fans
Aug 3rd, 2004
You moron. I wasn’t a reject of AVG. When I quit TSO they were begging me to come back. Moron. Get a life.
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
They were. If you decide to read up on anything, you will see why we came together. I do not see any simularity other than the names “SSG” and “SSU”…that is like the people with making fun of Bush with the whole “IRAQ” And “IRAN” thing… nothing in common, just two letters are the same.