The Alphaville Herald

Ruby Wilde vs. Land Baron One Song

by Alphaville Herald on 21/08/04 at 8:34 pm

Life on the Jessie/Stanford Border gets curiouser and curiouser. As reported earlier, One Song and The Associates have bought up most of the sim of Stanford, but remaining small patches were still owned by me and Ruby Wilde. I traded the Associates for another piece of land, but negotiations with Ruby broke down in a serious way. Now, since One?s land surrounds her on three sides and he is running a script that bans her, her only way in and out is over the massive wall erected by James Few, and then she has to navigate the treacherous free fire zone of Jessie. Jeff Linden was called in, and our friend Cyanide Leviathan is advising Ruby on the matter. The edited transcript and photos below give some flavor of the day?s events.

[update: Ruby has since sold her property to One Song for an undisclosed price]


Ruby Wilde!

Cyanide Leviathan: hey uriz
You: hey cy
Cyanide Leviathan: ruby do you read the secondlife hearld?
Ruby Wilde: the hearald?
You: secondlifeherald.com
Cyanide Leviathan: well this is ruby
Cyanide Leviathan: she?s being harassed by one song
You: aha
Cyanide Leviathan: and the less unpopular and bad we make one look the better
Cyanide Leviathan: he is trying to force ruby off her land
You: trying to force Ruby off?
Cyanide Leviathan: yes
Ruby Wilde: have a look around you
Cyanide Leviathan: he has a banner on her
Cyanide Leviathan: that teleports her home
Ruby Wilde: I can?t fly home unless I crossover those boards [the new Jessie wall]
Cyanide Leviathan: and his land is all around
Cyanide Leviathan: and he offers her 15 L$ a meter and expects her to sell
Cyanide Leviathan: and now that she wont he says she fucked with the associates

Uri, Ruby and Cyanide discuss matters

You: yeah I had some land too but I cut a deal with him
Cyanide Leviathan: and they are going to fuck her back
Cyanide Leviathan: ruby you should leave your land for sale for 150k just to make him mad
You: before we go to press with this, you sure you don’t wanna negotiate something with him
Cyanide Leviathan: she doesn?t have to
Ruby Wilde: WAIT a moment
Cyanide Leviathan: he all ready threatened her
You: he traded me land at the opposite side of the sim
You: or is the idea you wanna be next to jessie
Cyanide Leviathan: closer to the telehub is good
Cyanide Leviathan: i guess they are making a super mall or something
Cyanide Leviathan: that?s what they said
You: he gave me a piece same size on a line between the port and Elite
[One Song begins shouting from the distance]
One Song shouts: DYKE!
One Song shouts: DIE!
One Song shouts: MWAUHAHA
You: so the question is…
Cyanide Leviathan: i just called jeff again
You: do you wanna sit or try to negotiate something
One Song shouts: u kow what u could use hun…some real big cock…..u know what ur so bitter, always licking all that pussy cant be satisfying enough can it now
Ruby Wilde: now I am a dyke? lol
Cyanide Leviathan: don?t say anything back
You: you could just keep the place and make it a thorn in his side
Cyanide Leviathan: ruby even better
Cyanide Leviathan: i will trade parcel with you until this is over
Cyanide Leviathan: ill be a much bigger thorn in his side
You: true
One Song: this is some nice plot
One Song: wouldn?t u agree all
Cyanide Leviathan: why don?t you come closer
AngelTk Beckenbauer: yeah its lovely
AngelTk Beckenbauer: heheh
One Song: roflmao
You: question is, ruby, what do you want/need
One Song shouts: Uri if u can put some actual sense into that dyke’s empty head I will give u $1000
One Song shouts: best of luck she is a fucking retard
One Song: muwahha
Cyanide Leviathan: i think that constitutes as harassment
One Song: sure it does…sure
One Song: complain to a linden again hunny
One Song: see what they do
One Song: they will ban u
One Song: for annoying them
One Song: with non important matters
One Song: that?s also in the TOS
Cyanide Leviathan: that?s so much bs
One Song: wasting linden valuable time
One Song: read it fool
One Song: get acquainted
[uri flies over to One, Tank and AngelTk]

Uri chats with One, AngelTk, and Tank of The Associates

One Song: ehya Uri
You: hey guys
One Song: wassup
One Song: what?s the latest stats
You: just staying informed
One Song: cool
One Song: u can make an article about this
You: ok
One Song: lol
You: may do
One Song: u can use the logs if u want
One Song: they are funny
One Song: lol
You: lol
One Song: u got my permission
One Song: hehe
You: I still gotta post the log from yesterday when Jeff came
One Song: lol
One Song: deffo
One Song: that?s too fumy
You: you interested in cutting a deal with Ruby or is it past that
One Song: well
One Song: I aint no pathetic idiot who holds grudges
One Song: but
One Song: the best we can give her
Tank Levy: we have been trying to deal with her
One Song: is the $15,000 we offered
One Song: which is the maximum amount land like this can be possibly worth
Tank Levy: 15k right now
You: what about trading for another spot of equal value like you did with me
One Song: naw
One Song: we don?t like her
One Song: we won?t help her
One Song: don?t want her as a neighbor
Tank Levy: we tried that too Uri
One Song: she can move to another sim
You: that’s not helping her its being fair
You: maybe [trading for land] on another sim
One Song: we were gonna do that initially
Tank Levy: that was before this whole thing
One Song: but
You: ic
One Song: she insulted me
You: ok
Rukomix Zugzwang: hello sklar
One Song: and disrespected me
One Song: hence why i have no respect for the whore
You: heya Ruk
One Song: damn dyke
One Song: I spoke really nicely to her
One Song: spoke to me back like i was a piece of shit

[Ruby joins the discussion]
Ruby Wilde: No deal.. I wont stand here and be called names
One Song: fuck u bitch
Ruby Wilde: thank you for your help Uri… take care
One Song: keep the plot
One Song: don?t need it
You: later
One Song: cya m8
One Song: thx for trying
One Song: hehe
You: ok, well
One Song: she will sell
One Song: in time
One Song: lol
Ruby Wilde: sorry uri.. he is being a child
One Song: well…i am sorry
Rukomix Zugzwang shouts: lol
One Song: lol
You: cy what you figure this parcel is worth
One Song: Uri
One Song: tip
You: yeah
One Song: tell her to go to a land barron
One Song: and ask for a professional quote
[Jeff Linden arrives]

Poor Jeff gets called in again.

Jeff Linden: Alright, One. I’m going to ask you and your gang to disperse.
One Song: alright.
Jeff Linden: There’s not going to be any threatening of people while I’m around.
One Song: we haven?t been
Rukomix Zugzwang: threatening?
One Song: we been dissing her
One Song: not threatening
One Song: we are only humans here jeff
One Song: not machines
One Song: ppl can get annoyed
Jeff Linden: Very well. I still am going to ask you and your gang to disperse for now.
One Song: sure.
One Song: back to diamonds ppl
One Song: meet u all at the club