SSU Trashes AVG Capitol, AVG is crumbling
by Alphaville Herald on 03/08/04 at 7:53 pm
Photo courtesy of the Simulated Soviet Union
In a shocking development, the Capitol Building of the Alphaville Government (AVG) has been trashed by operatives of the Simulated Soviet Union (SSU). Meanwhile we have received unconfirmed reports of widespread defections from the AVG to the SSU. By some accounts the military branch of the AVG is now under the control of the SSU; in effect a military coup may have been engineered by this AVG splinter group. Calls by this paper and numerous sims for the resignation of Mr-President for endemic corruption may soon be rendered otiose as he is rapidly losing control of the situation and nearly as rapidly losing his grip on power. Is there anything left to the AVG besides a nice web site and future corruption trials?
Photo courtesy of the Simulated Soviet Union
Carli Lee
Aug 3rd, 2004
:-O The Government is dead! With all of the furniture almost gone..it looks like I have always pictured..the last day of TSO…:( Fortunately its not though..just our gov’t is being corrupted! hehe
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
*Dr Evil Laugh*
MUHAHAHAHA, Hahaha
Throw me a freakin’ bone Mr-President, I need the info.
- Ian
aka Sir
Co-Overlord of the Simulated Soviet Union
cooverlord@ssunion.org
AIM_ian88schwartz
YAHOO_simsonline2004
ShawnRyanII
Aug 3rd, 2004
Shiiiiiit……… dude, i swear this is what i look like right now:
The Alphaville Gazette
Aug 3rd, 2004
I have decided to explain what SSU is and stands for. Many have questioned us and our actions, and go ahead and rant that we are terrible people, who represent terrible things. Please, I ask you to read this letter, because, perhaps it will clear up ma…
Veronika Gishenko
Aug 3rd, 2004
Is that all the trashing you did, ya? You need more people to help you out there because it must have taken forever.
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
I took a picture at the beginning, incase of any problems that may arise. I think whoever said “A picture is worth a 1000 words”, is correct in this matter.
Veronika Grishenko
Aug 3rd, 2004
Does that mean you got more people to come, ya?
Ian
Aug 3rd, 2004
It was 1 in the AM, about 6 came total, geesh.
Ball
Aug 4th, 2004
That is so sad and pathetic. This is how SSU rises to the top, by acting like a mafia? What a complete bunch of losers. And I am in no way joining those kids.
Ian
Aug 4th, 2004
Noone is holding a gun to your head
Vermont
Aug 4th, 2004
SSU= Simulated SHit Union
Someone
Aug 4th, 2004
Does anybody really give a flying fuck about stupid people thinking they run a government in a virtual word?
Johnny Lace
Aug 4th, 2004
Hopefully they didn’t trash the design itself, lot destroyers should be shot on sight. It takes quite some to build these things ya know
Ian
Aug 4th, 2004
Do not worry Johnny, we don’t hate you.
Tony montana
Aug 4th, 2004
Oh too bad i missed it ian i would helped lol.
Mr Hugs
Aug 5th, 2004
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now…look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you’re not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Mr Hugs
Aug 5th, 2004
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now…look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you’re not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Mr Hugs
Aug 5th, 2004
Did i call this one or what? Hmmm..didnt i say they act exactly like a mafia. Ian tried to say they didnt and i didnt responde to him, but now…look at this. Since Fans is in this SSU i think thats just hilarious. I trashed his house numerous times. (a while ago) Hes definetly a idiot. So now you cant say you’re not like a mafia because this is what mafias do. Trash houses, harass people..its ok just admit it. Its ok if the avg crubles wich im sure it wont..i still know Mr-pres was the best pres tso ever had.
Ian
Aug 5th, 2004
Mr Hugs, who is the one who tagged Mr-President, enough said.
Mr Hugs, you called what? Do you want a cookie?
idont,<3 thessu
Aug 5th, 2004
ATTENTION ALL LITTLE KIDS IN THE SSU:
YOU ARE PATHETIC!
Mr Hugs
Aug 6th, 2004
Yes, i did tag him. That was when i was working for armone family and they were at war. Enough said. I can back what i say and do up so just keep saying shit.
And that was when armor just statrted out. I was a member for about a week or so. Then i delete the sim. I had another sim in DG. And i appologized to mr pres later on. And worked for him for like a week or so. Then left again for DG.
I called you are a mafia with a stupid ass communist name. Didnt i clear that up? I tagged alot of people in my time. So what? Whats worse- Tagging or trashing???
Btw, these are definetly ametures at trashing. Dont you fools know you use pop machines? Duh.
-Mr Hugs AKA Claydog
Mr Hugs
Aug 6th, 2004
i meant to say armone* i nthe sentance “armone just started up”
*Mr Hugs stupidest sims in tso list*
1 Ian
2 Fans
3 all SSU members
4 Ashley Richardson
You can decide the rest
Ian
Aug 6th, 2004
Hugs; you are just a dumb kid. And very hypocritical. Who defines what is worse, tagging or trashing? Is there some type of measuring tool to decide this? In my honest opinion, tagging probably is, since you can not remove it. You were/are in a mafia, we are an organization using any means possible to bring down the AVG. Not to inflict our pain on innocent civilians. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you won’t be ignorant.
Mr Hugs
Aug 6th, 2004
lmao. So what iwas in a mafia. When i tagged him it was when i could take it off. And i did. I never trashed his house. I never wanted to either.
Just change your name to a mafia name man. Stop the communist bull shit. How am i hypocritical? Just because i trashed a few houses in my time? The houses i trashed were mafia houses. Not the governments. These were organizations abusing citizens blah blah. The avg doesnt abuse innocent people. Thats just plain stupid.
I dont get how im stupid.
urizenus
Aug 6th, 2004
You know there is a compromise here. Maybe Ian could change the name of his org to that of a post-soviet Russian mafia!
Liz
Aug 6th, 2004
*giggles*
hmm i remember a certain Mr. President getting caught sexually harrassing an innocent mafia boss, and you all said he was innocent!
*giggles more*
Ian
Aug 6th, 2004
Hugs, lol, you just contridicted your self. Hypocrite.
Hiya Liz “:)
urizenus
Aug 7th, 2004
Yeah Liz, I remember those photos of Pez and the Mafiosa, but knowing what I now know, I would have to say that…
Pez was the violated innocent!
You are so bad!
Mr-President
Aug 7th, 2004
“Pez was the violated innocent!”
It’s true, haha.
Chad Thomas
Aug 7th, 2004
i just threw this together when i saw ashley OMFG i thought her site was an exorcist fan site
http://www.avpradio.com/ashley.rm
Ian
Aug 7th, 2004
Mr-President you have time to laugh and do nothing for the AVG, yet you have no time to explain what is the significance of those Screenshots.
Mr-President
Aug 7th, 2004
“significance of those Screenshots” = 0 [zero]
When “innocent” Mafiosas try to take advantage of you, it’s time to laugh.
Liz
Aug 8th, 2004
ROFL? take advantage of you? if i remember correctly the “innocent” mafiosa chick was practically raped in the oval office lol
Ian
Aug 8th, 2004
Mr-President; innocent?? We have like 75% of your total active members, and we only have 40-50 members total. Please, you can’t even show up for your “State of the Union Address” TWICE!! ZING!
Liz he was only doing that, to get off his appearence of gay. Why be ashamed of it, Mr-President.
Urizenus
Aug 8th, 2004
Spare us Ian, when that scandal broke you led the charge in defense of Pez. And look at you now.
Meanwhile, while I am on record as calling for the resignation of Pez, I cannot help but feel he was the innocent in the Liz Montana groping scandal. I mean in r/l Liz is many many many years his senior. The thought of her corrupting our Mr Pez in the flower of his youth…well…I guess it makes me wanna hang out with Liz!
mr hugs
Aug 11th, 2004
LMAO i havent been paying attention to this one but this is pathetic. Uri is right. Ian was defending the pres more than anyone.
It is a funny subject and i can see why prez laughed. You sayin the prez is gay just shows you’re very imature.