The Alphaville Herald

Entertainment Jessie Style: The Ultimate Dive Bar

by Alphaville Herald on 08/09/04 at 12:49 am

After a rough day of working on the Bedford Sim, I decided to go to Jessie and relax at my shipyard — recently acquired at auction when the Lindens booted Falcon and seized all his property. I was pleasantly surpised to see that my neighbor Davvy Knox had opened a classic dive bar named “Dirty Dick’s” right next door. Here are some pics. But if yer thinking of visiting remember that you *can* get killed there. And they don’t cotton to you outsiders like you in your virtual polo shirts and Lee Linden slacks.


The elegant interior.

Bartender Artemis Fate keeps the boys in line and the porn off the television.

Yer proprietor Davvy Knox.

Yikes! Do NOT use the bathroom unless you absolutely have to. Or unless you need to get Pancake Stryker’s phone number, which is supposed to be scrawled on the wall.

After a few beers you will want to teleport to the basement to see the cage match fights!

On second thought, the cage is for wussies. Real men like Archduke Ferdinand prepare to duke it out (haha, pun) with steel pipes in the blood pool.

The Duke takes on Wen Nomad who scripted the pipes and I believe set up a damage system to record health reduction from each blow. Sweet!

Looks like the Duke came out on the short end of *that* pipe. But its ok, cuz the blood pool was getting low anyway.