Interview with a MoMo Ho

by Alphaville Herald on 14/01/05 at 12:48 am

We know about the MoMo clan and the Linden’s crusade against them, but what about the MoMo women? What was it like inside the MoMo mansion? What was it like bein’ a MoMo ho? We wanted to know, and we figured you did too, so we asked. Our interview subject asked that we not reveal her identity.

A MoMo woman (not the one interviewed) collects belongings before the Lindens wipe the MoMo mansion

Urizenus Sklar: Anony, I understand you were or are the woman of one of the members of the MoMo clan. Is that true?
Anonymous: yes it is
Urizenus Sklar: Can you tell me which one?
Anonymous: id rather not – i don’t want lindens coming after me next
Urizenus Sklar: We’ll get to that worry in a second, but first I have to ask… what is it like being a MoMo woman?
Anonymous: lol its damn good
Urizenus Sklar: ! Why?
Urizenus Sklar: what’s so good about MoMo?
Anonymous: well he spends lots of money on you and knows how to work it
Anonymous: if you know what i mean lol
Urizenus Sklar: no idea
Anonymous: lol liar
Urizenus Sklar: are all the MoMo men good in this way?
Anonymous: most definitely
Urizenus Sklar: But surely not as good as newspaper publishers
Anonymous: ROFL i wouldnt know…
Anonymous: but i hear bald men are good in bed
Urizenus Sklar: ok… so did the MoMo men buy you lots of nice toys?
Anonymous: anything i wanted basically, clothes, toys, houses whatever
Urizenus Sklar: ice?
Anonymous: yes that too
Anonymous: life was good being a momo girl
Anonymous: whatever i wanted basically

A room that BallerMoMo provided for his girl.

Urizenus Sklar: what was it like hanging out in the mansion?
Anonymous: oh i had lots of fun there was always some kind of drama going on lol
Urizenus Sklar: drama? like what?
Anonymous: well momo always seemed to be having an argument with someone or people would come to his place and try to start shit with him
Anonymous: i guess cuz they knew what he could do
Anonymous: and wanted to test it
Urizenus Sklar: so then what would happen?
Anonymous: he would usually “handle” it lol
Urizenus Sklar: Why do you think MoMo was banned?
Anonymous: well i think he was because of the last incident blowing up that sim and causing SL to crash, I would say that’s the main reason behind it but at same time I don’t think Lindens are handling this the correct way, I’ve heard things like they are beginning to ban anyone associated with momo
Urizenus Sklar: Was he involved in other activities that would have pissed off the Lindens?
Anonymous: I wouldn’t really know unless I was there for it, he could have been, who knows?
Urizenus Sklar: There are rumors that the momos were involved in the intimidation of innocent SL civilians
Anonymous: I don’t know about any of that
Urizenus Sklar: never saw it?
Anonymous: never
Anonymous: these guys were always gentlemen to me
Urizenus Sklar: Do you think MoMo or his crew were capable of that?
Anonymous: i think they would do it to someone who pissed them off but not go after innocents
Urizenus Sklar: What is your reaction to the Lindens wiping the MoMo mansion?
Anonymous: i think that was a bit extreme
Urizenus Sklar: What should they have done?
Anonymous: just banned him for the week or whatever they normally do in a ban
Urizenus Sklar: You said you were concerned that they might ban you. Why?
Anonymous: like i said i’m hearing all kinds of stories that lindens are watching people closely associated with that crew
Anonymous: and i believe they banned a few already but later on let them back in game, i think that is too extreme to ban innocent people
Urizenus Sklar: Do you really think they would ban you for being a woman of the MoMo crew?
Anonymous: i think its very possible
Urizenus Sklar: Any last thoughts before we go?
Anonymous: just that momo is gonna keep coming back i really dont see how they can totally stop him
Anonymous: he has access to use different credit cards, IP’s etc
Urizenus Sklar: so you think there is no way they can keep him away.
Anonymous: no they cant he is on game even as recent as today so…no they can’t