Techno-Pagan Nuptials: Simcast Island Lord Weds in Midgard

by Alphaville Herald on 23/01/05 at 11:48 pm

by Pat the Rat

In the social event of the month, Simcast Island Lord Mystic Templar married Simone Templar (no relation) in a lovely techno-pagan ceremony on the bucolic island of Midgard. Midgard is strategically situated between the unspeakably evil Simcast Island and the wholesome hobbitesque Bedford Island and hence managed to bring together an interesting range of guests. After the ceremony, which involved stars and daggers and candles, the guests retired to the reception area and that’s when the technopagan debauchery began. Did Pat get some snaps? Need you ask?


OK guys, you can come up for air now.


Awwww, romantic particle effects courtesy of dev team member Grim Hathor. Thus begins the reception/bacchanalia.


Overcome by alchohol and incense fumes, SimCast Island Lord Prong Thetan passes out in the middle of the pagan revelries.


Lerithyn Wolfe shows that even techno-pagans appreciate Jack and Coke.


Problem is they just can’t hold their liquor.


But of course the best part of a pagan wedding is of course the girls kissing girls.

5 Responses to “Techno-Pagan Nuptials: Simcast Island Lord Weds in Midgard”

  1. Lerithyn Wolfe

    Jan 24th, 2005

    Look mom!! I’m in the papers!

  2. Torley

    Jan 24th, 2005

    Beautiful love. :)

    And I really like the term “techno-pagan”. :)

  3. Mr Fairplay

    Jan 24th, 2005

    Strange wedding! I like the last part girls kissing girls, my kind of wedding! Why wasn’t I invited?

  4. Urizenus

    Jan 25th, 2005

    Haha, they probably knew you’d be groping the pagan bridesmaids(if not the bride)!

  5. Inez

    Jan 25th, 2005

    You left out the most important part – WHO MADE HER DRESS?!?!? That’s frikkin sweet!

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