The Alphaville Herald

Cousin Vincenzo’s Looking Glass War

by Alphaville Herald on 10/02/05 at 2:28 pm

In the hall of mirrors that is the SL mafia scene, alliegances come and go quickly and deception and betrayal are the order of the day. Vincenzo Gillespie worked for Vincent Stravinsky who in turn was in business with underworld power couple Gina Fatale and Marsellus Wallace. Vincenzo says he was hired to hit Cinda Valentino’s casino, as well as a half dozen other clubs in SL. Stravinsky says no such hit was authorized and that Vincenzo is trying to cause trouble for the Stravinsky group because he was fired. All parties agree that Vincenzo was fired, but was it just a cover yer ass firing? In this four-way interview, I talk with Vincenzo, Vincent, and Cinda Valentino associate and Herald employee Mr. Fairplay. What really happened? You decide.

Vincenzo Gillespie: Make it quick I think I be suspended again roflmao
Urizenus Sklar: suspended? for what?
Vincenzo Gillespie: For shooting bombs during the attack
Vincenzo Gillespie: His neighbors he said are going to report me lol
Urizenus Sklar: Vincenzo, rumor has it that you’ve been chasing around to different club owners and gang leaders claiming that Gina Fatale ordered you to hit them. why?
Vincenzo Gillespie: You mean Cinda Valentino lol
Vincenzo Gillespie: I only hurt her, since Gina did ask for it to be done, she said it will help her club to get more visitors if the competition is dropped
Vincenzo Gillespie: I only hit Cinda
Vincenzo Gillespie: She will deny it and most will believe her but hey, I do not give a rat’s ass
Urizenus Sklar: What is the name of Cinda’s club?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Some club Valentino club
Vincenzo Gillespie: Payment was well, thanks Gina
Mr Fairplay: So how could that possibly be helping Gina?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Some Valentino club, was a club or some shit I can not remember
Vincenzo Gillespie: All I remember is Gina asking for it to be done, so me being a polite man I was happy to oblige
Vincenzo Gillespie: Was in some person picks, hell if I remember
Urizenus Sklar: Gina says you are angry because you were kicked out of Marsellus Wallace’s group
Vincenzo Gillespie: lol
Urizenus Sklar: is that true?
Vincenzo Gillespie: I could care less about that, I got kicked cause I shot Vincent
Mr Fairplay: Valentino Nightclub Casino he is referring to Uri
Urizenus Sklar: Vincent Stravinsky?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Gina and Marsellus aka dick blower
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yes Vincent Stravinsky
Urizenus Sklar: so did you try to frame Gina because you were angry?
Vincenzo Gillespie: After I shot him, Marsellus and Gina got pissed, which I could care less, I also then shot Gina that was when Marsellus kicked me he can blow my left nut
Vincenzo Gillespie: I was not trying to frame anyone, just trying to finish a hit
Vincenzo Gillespie: Not angry hell I do not find anything in this game to get me angry just entertain me
Urizenus Sklar: I understand that you are plotting to fubar the opening of Stavinsky’s club, is that true?
Vincenzo Gillespie: What do you think?
Urizenus Sklar: If I had the answer I wouldn’t ask
Vincenzo Gillespie: got me on that one
Vincenzo Gillespie: I plead the 5th to that question
Urizenus Sklar: So you are at war with Marsellus Wallace
Vincenzo Gillespie: lol I am one person what can I do.
Vincenzo Gillespie: But ya I will go to war with him lol one man army hahaha
Urizenus Sklar: you can try to frame them and to secure weapons for a global attack
Urizenus Sklar: I overheard you offering to buy a nuke from One Song
Vincenzo Gillespie: Ya I asked him infront of you
Urizenus Sklar: did you want to nuke Stavinsky club?
Vincenzo Gillespie: lol I would if I had a nuke
Vincenzo Gillespie: Would give you more to write about then eh?
Urizenus Sklar: well then is it fair to say that you are actively trying to find weapons to nuke Stavinsy’s club?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Just do what I can to make sure I have entertainment for this game
Urizenus Sklar: Does that include attempting to frame former friends and employers?
Vincenzo Gillespie: I plead the 5th
Mr Fairplay: Ok so let me get this straight who exactly “payed” u to hit on Cinda’s place?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Gina
Mr Fairplay: But you mentioned that you ended up shooting her also, now that doesn’t make much sense does it?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Sure it does, put shit together my friend, I was working as a Hitman for vincent and Gina they asked me to complete certain jobs
Vincenzo Gillespie: Despite the fact I ended up turning my back on them, i wanted to make sure I completed the jobs they gave me so i could have more people attacking them as well
Vincenzo Gillespie: Though they will deny it but hell why do I care anymore
Mr Fairplay: heya Vincent welcome to this interview
Vincent Stravinsky: Hey
Vincenzo Gillespie: Hello Vincent
Vincenzo Gillespie: So nice to join us
Vincent Stravinsky: So is Vincenzo telling some more fictional tales?
Mr Fairplay: Sure sounds like it.
Vincenzo Gillespie: No fictional tales, just the truth
Vincent Stravinsky: Yeah ok.
Vincenzo Gillespie: If it was lies, why is Marsellus and other trying hard to take me out?
Urizenus Sklar: Vincenzo says he is seeking nukes to demo your club opening, do you have a comment on that vincent?
Vincent Stravinsky: Well… go ahead and do it.
Vincenzo Gillespie: Pass me a nuke? lol
Vincent Stravinsky: My club is in a public PG sim.
Urizenus Sklar: Mr., F, are those nukes still on the market?
Mr Fairplay: As it goes, they aren’t I try to not disclose without my client’s consent but a big time mafioso in SL has bought rights to it, for L$100K so that I don’t resell
Mr Fairplay: so nope they aren’t currently available for purchasing
Vincenzo Gillespie: lol
Urizenus Sklar: Vincenzo, why are yo uso angry with Mr. Wallace?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Just never cared for him honestly
Vincenzo Gillespie: He seems to be a load of shit
Urizenus Sklar: but you worked for him
Vincenzo Gillespie: Hell no
Vincent Stravinsky: Vincenzo claims to have gone “legit”.
Urizenus Sklar: IC
Urizenus Sklar: So you don’t like him, why is that a reason to frame him?
Vincenzo Gillespie: I did not frame anyone.
Urizenus Sklar: you claimed Gina offered you 2K to hit Cinda
Vincenzo Gillespie: I never said Gina offered any money
Mr Fairplay: eh?
Urizenus Sklar: well what did you say then?
Vincenzo Gillespie: In 2k range
Vincent Stravinsky: lol we all have the card
Vincenzo Gillespie: I said gina and Vincent paid me
Vincenzo Gillespie: I did hits for Vincent and Gina
Mr Fairplay: Is that true Vincent?
Urizenus Sklar: 2K to hit Cinda?
Urizenus Sklar: and what does that mean? shoot her once?
Vincenzo Gillespie: never said 2k i just said I got a payment
Urizenus Sklar: well how much was the payment?
Vincenzo Gillespie: That is between me and Gina and Vince
Urizenus Sklar: well they say zero
Urizenus Sklar: what do you say?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Never ask a man how much he has in his wallet, and how much he gets for a job
Mr Fairplay: Vince how much would it cost me to get u talking?
Urizenus Sklar: what I really want to understand is why you are so angry with vincent, Marsellus and Gina
Vincenzo Gillespie: Of course they will say zero…they want to make it look like I hit Cinda for my own reason
Vincenzo Gillespie: Not angry with them, was just Vince
Vincenzo Gillespie: You see Vince was paying me to do things, he later then ripped me off
Vincenzo Gillespie: I was not happy with that, so I shot vince
Vincenzo Gillespie: Then one thing lead to another.
Mr Fairplay: So why is Marsellus after you now?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Since Gina cried to him claiming I am framing her and Vince
Vincenzo Gillespie: Marsellus is there to try and clean things up, what did he do in TSO supposedly?
Vincent Stravinsky: And no it’s not true. We didn’t hire Vincenzo. He was fired from both Russian Mob and KingPin when he hit Cinda.
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yes to make it look like I did it on my own
Vincent Stravinsky: Vincenzo you’re so bad at this.
Vincenzo Gillespie: You see how quick I get fired from kingPin and Mob after completing a job?
Mr Fairplay: Why was he fired Vincent?
Vincenzo Gillespie: So bad at what, the truth?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Look at how Marsellus was in the election scandal on tso
Urizenus Sklar: Vincenzo, why would Gina be angry with Cinda?
Vincent Stravinsky: He was fired because he shot me while I was working.
Vincent Stravinsky: And then insulted the family.
Vincenzo Gillespie: But I always completed the Hits you asked for
Vincenzo Gillespie: And do not deny it
Vincent Stravinsky: Yeah, you did.
Vincent Stravinsky: One hit.
Mr Fairplay: lol
Vincenzo Gillespie: More than one
Vincent Stravinsky: Which was, I believe, Renox Templar.
Vincenzo Gillespie: More than that now
Vincent Stravinsky: Because you framed him to start a war.
Mr Fairplay: Urizenus Sklar: Vincenzo, why would Gina be angry with Cinda??
Mr Fairplay: Answer the question about please Vincenzo
Vincenzo Gillespie: Was business wise my friend, think about it clubs
Vincent Stravinsky: She’s not. They don’t know eachother.
Mr Fairplay: So why was she contribution towards getting Cinda hit?
Vincenzo Gillespie: I still have a few more clubs to hit for Vincent and Gina
Vincenzo Gillespie: But will have to put them on hold
Vincenzo Gillespie: Since I do not want to get banned so quickly
Vincent Stravinsky: Like I said, Gina and I had nothing to do with it.
Vincent Stravinsky: Vincenzo’s been family hopping, trying to start shit.
Vincenzo Gillespie: I have been in one family
Vincenzo Gillespie: I just worked for you as securty/hitman
Vincent Stravinsky: You were in the main group.
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yes
Mr Fairplay: So tell me about Gina again Vincezo
Mr Fairplay: why did she want to hit on Cinda
Mr Fairplay: u still haven’t answered the question
Vincenzo Gillespie: Goodness man
Vincenzo Gillespie: Scroll up
Vincenzo Gillespie: I answered it 6 times
Mr Fairplay: still doesn’t compute
Mr Fairplay: maybe u want to do a really lengthy explanation over it
Vincenzo Gillespie: Nope
Mr Fairplay: then I say you’re lying
Vincenzo Gillespie: I read about ya in the herald, when Tank hired you to get land
Mr Fairplay: and?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Vince and Gina hired me to take out clubs to help them get to the top
Vincent Stravinsky: How would that get us to the top?
Mr Fairplay: gotcha
Vincent Stravinsky: I did a fine job at fixing my club after you bombed it.
Vincenzo Gillespie: Taking out competition my young friend
Mr Fairplay: so how many clubs was it asked for u to hit in total?
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yes but it took you a while
Vincenzo Gillespie: About 6
Urizenus Sklar: which clubs
Mr Fairplay: just for $4000?
Mr Fairplay: and which clubs….
Vincenzo Gillespie: I never said any price
Vincenzo Gillespie: The clubs will stay unknown, since I still need to pay them a visit
Vincent Stravinsky: ::waits for vincenzo to find a few clubs on search::
Vincenzo Gillespie: Do not want to be on ban list so quickly now do I?
Mr Fairplay: Ok I think I got this straight
Mr Fairplay: Vincenzo your a liar
Mr Fairplay: there was never a specific club hit list
Mr Fairplay: Vincent and Gina never hired you to do shit for them
Vincenzo Gillespie: lol how stupid are you man
Mr Fairplay: well maybe 1 time
Mr Fairplay: Vincent might have done
Vincenzo Gillespie: More than once
Vincenzo Gillespie: Plenty of times
Mr Fairplay: to the contrary, its obvious that you made this stuff up
Vincent Stravinsky: Dude, you suck at your job. I’d never hire you to do something important.
Vincent Stravinsky: You let people shoot and throw up in my club when you were on duty for security.
Vincenzo Gillespie: How could i just blow some shit like this out of my ass
Mr Fairplay: Think of it this way why would Vincent pay you money, then want to kill you, for letting the public know that you were hired?
Vincenzo Gillespie: THink of it this way how does a goverment do it?
Mr Fairplay: Doesn’t make anysense unless you real go was to stir this shit up?
Vincenzo Gillespie: It’s a russian mob
Mr Fairplay: Nope dude, you’re really creating an illusion here for us
Vincenzo Gillespie: How do you think mobs, “mafias” “goverments” take care of shit
Vincenzo Gillespie: Why would I do that?
Mr Fairplay: We won’t buy it, you’re out on your own
Mr Fairplay: This is your private revenge, against Marsellus and maybe Vincent
Mr Fairplay: that much is obvious
Vincenzo Gillespie: The Herald is out to cover it up lol since Marsellus and Gina are in the herald
Mr Fairplay: and I think we heard enough from everyone
Vincenzo Gillespie: ok
Mr Fairplay: have a good day all
Urizenus Sklar: ok, I’ve heard enough. Vincenzo you get the last word. Anyting you want to add
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yup
Vincenzo Gillespie: Yes all have a good Day
Mr Fairplay: and Vincenzo I want to talk to u in private