Advertisement: TSLAS Nuclear Warhead

by Alphaville Herald on 17/03/05 at 12:44 am

AS SEEN IN THE ATTACK ON AHERN!!! The TSLAS Nuke fires a homing missile that tracks anybody within the mouselook screen. Once the missile impacts on an object or avatar it will release ultra lag with massive explosions followed by push bullets that will push the avatar way way out of the sim. Only 3,000 Lindens! Available at Rizzo Ramona’s nuke store, Jessie (187, 82). (Tell Rizzo “The Herald sent me!” for a 500L discount.)

Use at your own risk… Rizzo Ramona is not responsible for damage used with the TSLAS Nuclear Warhead. Nuke is known to crash sims. The most dangerous gun in SL today!

12 Responses to “Advertisement: TSLAS Nuclear Warhead”

  1. blow me

    Mar 17th, 2005

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  2. Princess Ho Ho

    Mar 17th, 2005

    just make sure when you use the nukes you say “the herald made me do it!” we all know the herald is responsible for all the griefers in game.

  3. Marsellus Wallace

    Mar 17th, 2005

    Ho Ho.. Believe it or not what you just said by definition is griefing too. =P

    Marsellus Wallace
    Editor, Gangland News – SLH
    mafiaeditor@gmail.com

  4. boo parks

    Mar 17th, 2005

    I like griefers and I like to dance naked in pg sims and I like to get negative ratings, I like to be in the middle of drama so I can laugh, I like to push peeps buttons and I like nukes exspecially when they hit me in the head. I like naked women, cool guns, 7 or 14 day bans are my favorite thing in the world. I like to spend linden foolishly and I like to build cool things then destroy them. I like to see new script emerge from sand box nerds great minds. Do any of you like these things also? Or am I alone? I know it’s off the subject but hell I like to be off the subject.

  5. Laz Rockwell

    Mar 17th, 2005

    You know what…?.I AGREE WITH BOO. I mean what gives?,i like experimenting the “WHOLE SL”..the good,the bad,the ugly as well.Boo if no one else,know i got your back!

  6. Reno Parks

    Mar 17th, 2005

    runs out the woods. dust off my suit’ an guess what im with my brothers on that yo pass the naggs hahaha oh yeah i lost my platnum in a pg zone any one find it send it back im beggen

  7. Reno Parks

    Mar 17th, 2005

    FIREEEEEEE….!!!!!!! OOOPSSS my bad , im with my brothers. an by the way any one find my platnum its some where in the pg town :( im dickles

  8. boo parks

    Mar 17th, 2005

    that s a big WORD to my bros.

  9. boo parks

    Mar 17th, 2005

    boo Parks : flashes the W

  10. Anony

    Mar 18th, 2005

    Good.

    Not a Nerdy Thin Boy Who needs to eat for crying out loud
    I Have A Life – US
    anony@yahoo.com

  11. Santino Molinari

    Mar 19th, 2005

    had it months ago =)

  12. boo parks

    Mar 19th, 2005

    lmfao what was that comment about nerdy lil thin boy ha ha.

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