Trailer Park Trash!

by Alphaville Herald on 19/05/05 at 5:24 pm

The following is a public service announcement by Mrs. President Chomsky

After my campaign against the culling and extermination of virtual pets on TSO (with my good friend St. Frank), I was so exhausted I was going to give up activism for a while, but this is Just. Too. Much. On a recent stroll I stumbled across Ferran Brodsky’s Phobos Trailor Park, a cultural disaster area infested with inbred ritz-mock-apple-pie-eating, beer swilling rednecks and women of loose morals. I asked myself: is this the sort of community we want to cultivate in SL? I think not! Please join me in protesting this pixilated eye sore. (I thank Uri for graciously lending me column space to expose this disgrace and for coming to this cesspool of iniquity to take pictures. — Mrs. Pres. C).

The audacity!

The filth!

The tackiness!

The degradation!

The shameof it all!

8 Responses to “Trailer Park Trash!”

  1. marilyn murphy

    May 19th, 2005

    yes i totally agree. just, in your zeal, please dont eradicate mine. its the pink and green one 3 down on the raght. its got the little cement white donkey with a broken ear, and some ‘tunias in its lil cart out by the porch. those beer cans u see are grannys.

  2. Urizenus

    May 19th, 2005

    I think the Tab vending machine is just perfect. mmmm, Tab and Southern Comfort! Yum!

    I alsothink that this cause is perhaps a bit less noble than Mrs. President’s last cause — stopping the slaughter of virtual pets — but it is good to see her engaged in social activism again.

  3. St. Frank of AV

    May 20th, 2005

    I’ve got a burning trash can I must contribute to this…this…abomination!

  4. montserrat

    May 20th, 2005

    i love this place. especially the dog pictures.

  5. RB

    May 20th, 2005

    The yawnfest that is TafkSO get too boring and dull for you Mrs C? Just one of many.

    Smart move going to SL :) man….. the “interesting” (lack of several words) crap that’s in there. lol.

    If you can imagine it, it’s probably in SL somewhere.™

    - RB

  6. ajdown@jp

    May 23rd, 2005

    Ah at last….. SL upgrades to quality… you’ve got a pink flamingo :)


  7. Cocoanut

    May 30th, 2005

    I love this place!


  8. Ferran Brodsky

    Jun 14th, 2005

    Hahaha someone FINALLY pointed me in the direction of this article, I love it! The park has been a loooonnnng time labor of love. It came about when one day a bunch of us were building recklessly in our sandbox lot back in Riiki and someone said “This place is starting to look like a trailer park” So I made trailers!

    Since then it has become the anti-mansion / castle / club of perfection, we’re trying to keep it low down dirty and strange as we can!

    See ya in the gutter,
    Ferran Brodsky

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