Goldfish Scandal Spreads. Rome Bans “Cruel” Goldfish Bowls

by Alphaville Herald on 25/10/05 at 1:16 pm

The scandal, first reported by the Herald in which Linden employee Cory Linden was seen to be mistreating an innocent goldfish in the Herald Suite has turned out to have international repercussions, with the city of Rome passing a law to prevent innocent fish getting Coried, as reported by CNN. We will stay on top of this rapidly developing story. Meanwhile, in his “defense”, Cory says “The W-Hats did it too, and they are like way cool, and tomorrow we are going to get some slurpees at the Circle-K and then go throw spark plugs through church windows, Neat-O!”