Herald Paparazzi Camp Plastic Duck
by Alphaville Herald on 13/01/07 at 5:39 pm
Herald Paparazzi get a rare shot of Plastic Duck. Note how evil and gollumesque his hand is!
by Pat the Rat
You may live outside of the USA, safely hidden away in a big forbidding city, but it won’t stop the Herald paparazzi from tracking you down and camping you until they get that rare photo or video footage. Here our paparazzi score a rare photo of the infamous ubergriefer and client hacker Plastic Duck, a.k.a. Gene Replacement, and 50 other a.k.a.s.
No need to be impressed. It’s how we do. But see below the fold for a shot of Plastic Duck’s gear!
Behold the key chain to Plastic Duck’s Sweet Suburban Assault Vehicle!
Petey
Jan 13th, 2007
Fuckin’ metal.
Jesse Malthus
Jan 13th, 2007
That’s nothing, we’ve seen way more *revealing* pictures of Plastic.
Also, is this not stalking of a greater order than that which Plastic allegedly imposed on Prokofykins?
urizenus
Jan 13th, 2007
Tha’s right Jesse. If you call one of our reporters at home, we don’t just call back. We go to your house, bust in the door, play with your game consoles and steal shit from your fridge. Either that or we email you and say “hey, wanna meet up for a drink in town?” — but that’s only if we feel really nasty.
Plastic Duck
Jan 13th, 2007
Urizenus raped my ducky.
Baba
Jan 13th, 2007
That looks like a body double to me.. Plastic only does the crotch shots himself.
Decomposing Monstre
Jan 14th, 2007
What, you had him right infront of you, in plain clear view and you didn’t try to catch him/call the cops?
This is no laughing matter. This man is clearly guilty of several crimes, including mass fraud, bringing a small company to it’s knees in the form of malicious attacks AND
raping children over the telephone.
By not apprehending this man on site, you are not doing your civil duty as a resident of Second Life and thus I have lost all my faith in the Herald.
soleil
Jan 14th, 2007
‘raping children over the telephone.’
huh? Hows that supposed to work
Artemis Fate
Jan 14th, 2007
“huh? Hows that supposed to work”
Ask Prokofy
Hiro Pendragon
Jan 14th, 2007
I’m not disappointed that the Herald didn’t turn in P.D. – that’s a journalist’s right. However, the lack of dirt posted about Duck, such as bad eating habits, penchants for goat-loving, or nasty bodily disfigurations, is appalling and disheartening. *chuckles8
Nacon
Jan 16th, 2007
That was Prok’s hand, or even Uri’s. They just want to stir around all cool-like journalism on themselves, knowing that they are losing the attention the require… yes, they having self-esteem problem. Figured they can pull this fake one right up.
*sighs* live long the emos at SL Herald.
PS: oops, sorry… the emo Goons at SL Herald. my bad.
Tekilah Elytis
Jan 16th, 2007
I heard Plastic travels with charming women to avoid trouble. Is that true? Are they paid? GIVE US MORE DIRT, HAROLD.
Urizenus
Jan 17th, 2007
It’s true Tekilah, Plastic was in the company of a hawtie riot grrrrl. I assume he paid her or something. Or perhaps something like this went down: “If you come with me you get to meet Urizenus Sklar!” Many people score dates that way, and who can blame them? It’s like flashing an extra backstage pass.
Tekilah Elytis
Jan 17th, 2007
Ohhhh, I see! Well that makes more sense. I, personally, wouldn’t go out with that grid-crashing monster if you paid me a million bucks. He probably mugged her afterwards anyway. Poor girl, so naive…so abused.
Urizenus
Jan 17th, 2007
She didn’t exactly seem naive to me — certainly more worldly than Mr. Duck, that is for sure. But yes, now that you mention it, they did leave together, and he returned without her, cycling through a series of obvioulsy false explanations: ‘headache, no, she’s playing guitar hero, no she got called in to consult on brain surgery, no…’
I figure something like this is what actually happened: She, overcome with bliss at being able to meet Uri in the flesh, hugged Plastic Duck in thanks. Duck, overcome by this first contact with a hawtie of that magnitude *ever*, grabbed her ass. She responded by bitchslapping him into a whimpering sissy, and then going home to play guitar hero. He returned to Uri with more invented stories of grid crashing exploits in a thinly disguised effort to compensate for his recent failure in the back alleys of Toronto.
It’s all so obvious to one as worldly as I.