Advertisement: Gideon Television Sells Soul to Pontiac!

by Alphaville Herald on 01/02/07 at 9:08 pm


Hi, it’s Gideon Television! A word of advice – if you’re going to embrace Mammon, at least drive to the temple in a fast car.

Friday at 7pm SLT, come watch the grand opening of Pontiac’s Motorati Island as I host… “Let’s Make A Dealership”!

I’ll be giving away Lindens, Solstices and other goodies that require no prescription. If you wanna be a contestant just wear the weirdest outfit or have the most outrageous avatar. I’m not fussy, as you may remember.

Or try bribery, payment in kind, to be delivered at the after party. After all, doesn’t everyone really want to be on Television?

4 Responses to “Advertisement: Gideon Television Sells Soul to Pontiac!”

  1. Gideon Television

    Feb 1st, 2007

    You can’t keep a good man down.

  2. Prokofy Neva

    Feb 1st, 2007

    “I’m shocked, shocked….”

    “Your winnings, sir.”

  3. urizenus

    Feb 1st, 2007

    The smell of all that money revived him, I suspect.

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