Tableau – Brave Survivors of Volcano’s Wrath Rebuild
by Pixeleen Mistral on 23/02/07 at 7:28 am
[Readers saddened by reports of a horrific natural disaster in Tableau will be happy to read this tale of the triumph of the human spirit - the plucky survivors of a virgin-starved volcanic eruption are rebuilding a new life - a Mexican themed life - in hopes of moving beyond their subsistence level prim farming. Our absolutely fabulous fashionista correspondent Tenshi has a photo essay showing how the Tableau survivors hope to become a tourist destination serving the cruse ships of the metaverse -- the Editrix]
Nachos Cheese and Mexicans: I love Tableau.
ZOMG! Guys, Tableau is almost back!
by Tenshi Vielle, Fabulous Fashionista
Barnesworth gave me a sneak peek at the new improved Tableau last night. Apparently, Miss Gamblebags Toast Bard won the new digs in a poker game. She’s lucky, if she lost she would have had to stick a bottle…
Well, we won’t go there.
Meanwhile, horrible old Forseti has been cracking the whip on the BINT crew, and they’ve been online all weekend from when I wake up to when I go to bed, hurrying and working and spit-shining Tableau to its best. I’ve been camping out in front of the area for a week now, anxiously watching the new build. (We won’t talk about that. I have no life. I know this. Shut up.)
Anywho, enjoy the picturesque sneak peek! (I’ve also heard it rumored that PAPER COUTURE is moving into town! Hmm… wonder how they swung THAT one with the ever-elusive Lu’s…)
With this southwest flair and amazing new things to find… it’s worth the wait.
Polyester and Ingrid in front of the Bowling Alley
Tableau Art Gallery
OMFG is this what they did with the whale? ABUSE!!!
Yeah. I smoke Hookah. What?
Nachos and Drunken Men
Karaoke!!!
OJ? What are you doing here? No knife?
It’s five o’clock somewhere
Tenshi Vielle
Feb 23rd, 2007
Damn. This wasn’t controversial enough to get comments I guess.
Well, let me stoke the fire.
I hate mexicans.
FIN.
Cory Edo
Feb 23rd, 2007
It has booze, drugs, bowling, and stuffed whales on display. It wasn’t for lack of trying on anyone’s part.
Khamon
Feb 23rd, 2007
These people are just too bloody talented. There oughta be a law. When I want to feel immersed in Second Life, I follow this crew around the grid. They are beginning to notice that this odd plant seems to grow everywhere they go so I might to shave my head or something.