by Alphaville Herald on 13/08/07 at 11:15 pm
Bunny tartare, avatar sashimi at Second Life Vore Club
by Urizenus Sklar, food critic
You remember Uri’s Law: There is no real life fetish which is such that it is not found in Second Life. Once again that law is tested; this time I wanted to see if vore was represented in Second Life. You know. Vore. That fetish that involves eating and being eaten by animals, either swallowed whole, chewed up, or otherwise engulfed and/or absorbed into various body parts and membranes and…whatever. And surprise surprise surprise: there *is* a vore contingent in SL, and they hang out and the Second Life Vore Club (SLVC, not affiliated with the SLCC) in a skyscraper that towers over the Castle Darkwolfe sim.
It turns out that this was the most dangerous assignment I have ever carried out. As the photos show, I was forced to eat live bunnies and was nearly eaten by an overweight red lizard. But I survived to bring you, the Herald readers, yet another Herald Instant Classic ™. Also, in a classic Herald reportorial faux paw (haha, pun), I arrived during dinner.
Part 1: Uri interrupts dinner and arranges an interview
Name1 Redacted: GULP
Name1 Redacted: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY
Name 2 Redacted (female): [Name 3] screams and falls to the ground as she begin to feel something in their womb pushing to get out…
Name 2 Redacted (female): [Name 3] is amazed at the creature that has partially emerged. Its body seems to move and pulse with a life of its own. Each touch to the beast transmitted directly to it’s host as well, sending delicious shivers down her spine.
Uri: um, excuse me for interrupting, does anyone want to talk about vore with the Herald?
Frungi Stastny: The Herald?
Uri: Second Life Herald
Uri: your newspaper of record
Frungi Stastny: Oh
JasonM Talamasca grins at puppy, licking his jaws. “Oh? And what do I get if I do?”
Uri: you get dinner?
JasonM Talamasca: heh. and who volunteers for that job? hmmmm?
Uri: not me!
Lancustran Lupino: ):
Uri: you don’t eat people anyway
JasonM Talamasca: Of course I do. Mmmmm… everyone in the room right now looks tasty…. wonder if I could fit you all?
Uri: Oh I had asparagus for dinner, you don’t want me
Lancustran Lupino: Panda wants to be interviewed. V:
Panda Ronmark: what do you want?
Lancustran Lupino: Urizenus Sklar wants to interview someone. ):
Uri: hi panda
Panda Ronmark: hi.
Panda Ronmark: what do you want?
Frungi Stastny: It’s for a good cause, Panda
Frungi Stastny: Vore
Uri: wanna do an interview about vore?
Panda Ronmark: let me think about that proposition
JasonM Talamasca: Well, I can give you a… in depth look into the subject. ‘Grins’
PuppyLove Barker: *mews*
Uri: uh , I don’t want to see vore from the *inside*
Panda Ronmark: you wouldn’t understand me even if i explained thoroughly, so what’s the point of an interview.
Uri: partial understanding?
JasonM Talamasca purrs, wings ruffling against his back. Gently, he reaches down, infolding puppy into his large, scaled arms, drawing her close to his form.
PuppyLove Barker: eeeep! giant…thingy…
Panda Ronmark: what’s the point of partial understanding in this situation if its not really going to help anyone. who really wants to read about vore any why people like it? usually its just an action. do you even like vore?
Uri: I am curious. It is a thing that is hard for me to understand I admit
Panda Ronmark: fine.. one stop out and I’m leaving
JasonM Talamasca: and what you find hard?
Part 2: Uri learns why vore is so much fun.
Uri: so I’m curious, do you have any insights into why its fun?
Lancustran Lupino gave you edible white bunny.
Panda Ronmark: not really. just an activity
JasonM Talamasca: Mmmm… really, you would have to experience it to find out.
Panda Ronmark: Jason’s right
Uri: I have to eat or be eaten to find out?
PuppyLove Barker: why do people have a foot fetish?…why are some males gay or females lesbians?…its pretty much a basic instinct of interest.
Panda Ronmark: most vores start out young
Uri: you mean they are vores when they are kids?
JasonM Talamasca: Yep. Words can be a poor description for the actual feel of the act.
Uri: well what does the act feel like?
Panda Ronmark: its just a fetish
Panda Ronmark: nothing you can really grow into
Panda Ronmark: just born with
Part 3: A discourse on vore in popular culture.
PuppyLove Barker: yea…do you know how much vore is in movies and TV shows?…a lot. I’ve seem maybe 2 or 3 things of vore already today on TV
Frungi Stastny: When I was younger, I played a game called Dragon’s Lair, and some of the death scenes involved vore. So I think yes, I liked vore as a kid.
Uri: lemme think, what are some famous vore scenes in movies? anaconda?
Lancustran Lupino: That movie’s so terrible. ):
Uri: haha, it is
Frungi Stastny: Ren and Stimpy
JasonM Talamasca: the host. One in hell rasier, and others.
Frungi Stastny: Little Shop of Horrors
Uri: little shop of course
JasonM Talamasca: Piranha, if you think hard vore.
Panda Ronmark: o.o
PuppyLove Barker: My favorite Martian…when the girl takes that piece of gum and turns into an alien and eats some guy….furn Gully were the lizard chases the tiny dude trying too eat him…Hmmm..what else ^^
JasonM Talamasca: there old, O:D movies on dinosaurs in citys of the time… oh! Jurassic park!
Frungi Stastny: Fern Gully was almost vore
Lancustran Lupino: Fern Gully. ): ): ):
PuppyLove Barker: recently saw a episode of doctor who were a guy got eaten by a darleck.
Frungi Stastny: This site has a vore clip collection: http://www.vore.net/rodent/mpgs/
Part 4: The Varieties of Vore
Uri: so how many vore fans are there in sl do you think?
JasonM Talamasca: not sure of exact numbers. only a few groups, most of which don’t give their location on sign up…
Frungi Stastny: I’d guess a few dozen users
Uri: what are the different kinds of vore?
JasonM Talamasca: Hmmmm… think it time for the guided tour yet, Panda? ‘He grins.’
Lancustran Lupino: Soft Vore, Hard Vore, Unbirthing, Anal Vore, and Cock Vore are the most common varieties.. Some people go even more farfetched though. V:
JasonM Talamasca: ah. meany, some gender based.
Uri: is some vore considered more hard core?
Panda Ronmark: Hard Vore
Uri: what makes hard vore hard?
Lancustran Lupino: Hard Vore is ripping and shredding.
Panda Ronmark: ripping and tearing of the limbs.. chewing
JasonM Talamasca:… blood, guts, flaying body parts all over the place… I guess. ‘grins’
Uri: and do people distinguish lizard vore from other kinds?
JasonM Talamasca: There also tail vore, breast vore, absorption, wing vore. List goes on.
Uri: ah ok
Lancustran Lupino: Soft vore is swallowing whole, like a snake, though the prey’s generally still alive.
Uri: what is absorbtion vore?
Lancustran Lupino: Like a Gelatinous Cube. ):
JasonM Talamasca: yes, absorption is normally from gel like preds, though magic, can allow a pred to suck a victim right into there flesh. Also how unbirthing vore can go, if the victim is not just released, or transformed.
Uri: ah, of course
Uri: what’s wing vore?
JasonM Talamasca: wing vore has two means. direct absorption of the victim, or cocooning and digesting, without pulling the prey into the body.
Frungi Stastny: *blank* vore is when the prey is ingested through the *blank*
Uri: the blank?
Lancustran Lupino: Fill in here. ):
Uri: sexual organ?
Frungi Stastny: Could be
JasonM Talamasca: AKA cock or cunt. heh.
Frungi Stastny: Or tail, or wing, etc.
Lancustran Lupino: Most people into vore have greatly differing preferences on it. ):
JasonM Talamasca: yep. was accually having a slight discussion on eka’s,about lung vore. lol. we were not sure what to think on that one… I still stand by vaporizing and breathing in the victim… oh! Then there is also soul vore.
Part 5: Uri gets dinner!
Uri: so can I see one of you eat a bunny or something?
Frungi Stastny: Usually we eat each other
Uri: ah ok, who feels like dinner?
Lancustran Lupino: I gave you a bunny, Urizenus. ):
Uri: what do I do with the bunny?
JasonM Talamasca grins. “Whos volunteering? Or should we let our interviewer get a first hand account?”
Lancustran Lupino: Wear it, then click it. ): ):
Uri: where did my bunny go?
Lancustran Lupino: It’s gone, you ate it. ): ):
JasonM Talamasca: ya, it’s still in inventory, but not reusable.
Uri: can I have another please?
JasonM Talamasca: can get then from the object beside me.
Lancustran Lupino: Five lindens per micro. ):
Panda Ronmark: over priced
micros vendor SLVC: Thank you, Urizenus Sklar.
micros vendor SLVC owned by Ante Flan gave you ‘edible arctic fox’ ( http://slurl.com/secondlife/Castle%20DarkWolf/218/47/243 ).
Lancustran Lupino: What kind did you get? ):
Uri: oooh a fox
Panda Ronmark: -sigh- its always a fox
micros vendor SLVC: Thank you, Urizenus Sklar.
micros vendor SLVC owned by Ante Flan gave you ‘edible albino mouse’ ( http://slurl.com/secondlife/Castle%20DarkWolf/218/47/243 ).
Lancustran Lupino: Mice are the best prey. ): ): ):
Lancustran Lupino: Ante Flan’s made a slow fortune with that machine. ): ): ):
Part 6: The interview is concluded abruptly
JasonM Talamasca grins, looking down at Uriz. Opening his jaws wide, he gives him an up close and personal look at the inside of a preds jaws.
Uri: jason are you trying to eat me?
JasonM Talamasca: Mmmm… hard to report on something without ALL the facts, now is it?: ^~^ ROOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR ^~^
Uri: anything else you want to tell the readers?
JasonM Talamasca: Hmmm… so many ways to prepare dinner… which ever should I choose? heh
Uri: rest of you? any last thoughts?
Panda Ronmark: not really
JasonM Talamasca: heh heh. Mmmm… only that you give them a…. first hand account. ‘grins’
Uri: ok critters, you have been most kind and helpful, but I gotta run…