An SLCC Photo Essay
by Alphaville Herald on 02/10/07 at 10:41 pm
One PN’s story of his visit to the SLCC convention in Chicago in August
by ^ban^
SLCC had a weekend convention in Chicago, and a few guys and I went up to see if we could stir up some trouble. What follows is our story, abridged in places and shortened for time.
Everyone here knows who they are, and most likely knows them as griefers whose sole purpose seems to be to crash your sims and laugh.
It is true they have changed greatly since they were first founded almost a year ago now, but there is so much more to the concept of the “Patriotic Nigras” than what is normally published here.
For example, have you ever wondered why it is that the PN are so skilled at evading any and all bans?
Or how about how it is that their seemingly simple scripts are so effective? There have been many comments along the lines of “these scripts are simple and stupid, anyone could have made them.” But “anybody” did not make them. The PN did.
These small scripts are what many scripts in the SL metaverse are not: efficient. They do exactly what they are meant to do, and that is it. But just how does the PN know so much about Second Life? Most of its members are barely capable of even reading LSL, let alone scripting it. At the end of this story, I will let you in on our secret weapon. First, let’s talk about SLCC in Chicago.
When we got into town, we parked and started the trek to the Hilton – I got a lot of glances along the way, met a sailor, and actually picked up a follower
When we got to the con, it turned out we had a problem – security blocked us at the front door.
But our new follower took the lead. We were forced to use violins to get in.
After socially engineering our way through security, we met a Second Life developer just inside the door he was so entranced by my outfit that he brought us in. Under the ruse of reporting for the internet news site, AfroNews, we hobknobbed with the development team and serenaded them into showing us to the heart of the con. Really.
We tore our way through the halls, and heard that Prokofy was there. Searching the con for her, we snapped a few photos, but never found Prokofy.
This woman was unhappy to see us.
It was fun, and we decided to end the night with something special.
Our secret weapon:
We are among you.
We are among everyone and everything.
DaveOner
Oct 5th, 2007
“At least he’s playing outside!” -ban’s mom
obi-wan
Oct 6th, 2007
hehe who wants to join my group /S/ tard. stupid tards.
yes stupid, its very easy to make a script to destroy, even bugs in the script will only help.
All you really need to cause trouble is make a script do the same thing annoyingly millions of times and it will end up over-using system resources, denying regular service.
yes i dont expect you to know anything about scripting, it only takes stupidity to be stupid.
congrats SLH to continue publishing this. we now know we are reading the PN Herald.
darth-vader
Oct 6th, 2007
@obi-wan
I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master
Anonymous
Oct 6th, 2007
god this sucked, even I could have arranged a better trollfest.
go back to gaia or game faqs or whatever gaming community you came from.
Anonymous
Oct 6th, 2007
also /s/ tard refers to the faggots who judge women they could never dream of having.
the 4chan /s/ board that is. lurk moar
Witness X
Oct 6th, 2007
I feel butthurt and betrayed because a fellow furry became a massive furry hater a year ago ;_;
Yep, ^ban^ is just a figurehead, PN is really secretly run BY LENINIST CONSPIRATORS that want to take away your e-car and force you to take the e-train.
Also, by complaining about griefers daily, I am trolling, because I call it trolling, if you prove me wrong, I’ll just say you were trolled, and I automatically win, because I call myself a troll.
just a furry
Oct 6th, 2007
“the biggest, furriest faggot the PN have ever known” – Witness X
Nice to see even “Witness X” (corny name btw) is just a bigot too, and the more annoying one as far as the comments are concerned
obi-wan
Oct 6th, 2007
@darth-vader
Only a master of evil, Darth.
You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Witness X
Oct 6th, 2007
“Nice to see even “Witness X” (corny name btw) is just a bigot too, and the more annoying one as far as the comments are concerned”
Need I point out once more that is MORE THAN ONE Witness X. The tone of one Witness X on these comments is far far more different than mine. Also a few times a PN and/or /b/tard posted under a Witness X name they are known to do that often. That’s not to say that one Witness X is not a bigot, I know for sure that THIS ONE typing this comment is. But hey, whatever.
Witness Y
Oct 7th, 2007
@Witness X
You suck at trolling. gb/2/ bed.
just a furry
Oct 7th, 2007
@Witness X
Sure..
I see the griefers posting under your name, but other than that, you’re not fooling anyone
Witness X
Oct 7th, 2007
We are the WITNESS X ARMY, we are one
fear us, for we all rape the same dog
Witness Z
Oct 7th, 2007
WITNESS TEAM, ASSEMBLE!
Witness Y
Oct 7th, 2007
Y
Witness X
Oct 7th, 2007
X
Witness Z
Oct 7th, 2007
Z!
Witness YXZ
Oct 7th, 2007
WE HAVE MORPHED INTO WITNESS YXZ WE ARE NOW UNSTOPPABLE
Witness X
Oct 7th, 2007
“I see the griefers posting under your name, but other than that, you’re not fooling anyone.”
You have a right to believe whatever you wish. Nice try at psyops by the way.
archie lukas
Oct 7th, 2007
An arse being follower by a right cock
Well that says it all really.
Sad bastard
just a furry
Oct 7th, 2007
@Witness X
What are you going on about now?
Ryozu
Oct 9th, 2007
All I gots to say is
hahaha oh wow
Efficient.
Efficient at being inefficient.
Bigmike
Oct 9th, 2007
All these people impersonating each other are starting to irritate me.
Witness X
Oct 26th, 2007
All these people impersonating each other are starting to irritate me.
Posted by: Bigmike | October 09, 2007 at 10:18 PM
Well played, anon.