Second Life Inflationists Filling Up Fast
by Alphaville Herald on 15/10/07 at 5:35 pm
Massive inflation bloats metaverse – magic, gas, and liquids to blame
by Jimbo Quality, candidate for SL President
Virtual boobs booming in runaway inflationary climate
I’m studying up on up Inflation for Miss Pixeleen so I can be a better President of Second Life if I get elected. The rumor is metaverse economics will be covered in the first SL Presidential debate. So I’m checking around and used the Search Box to find a group of experts, Inflationists of Second Life. I joined the group and IM’d them
Jimbo Quality: Hey, can anyone here tell me about Inflation?
The response might shock you.
I should just tell you that it turns out “inflation” isn’t always a persistent increase in the level of consumer prices or a persistent decline in the purchasing power of money, caused by an increase in available currency and credit beyond the proportion of available goods and services, but Miss Pixeleen is making me write at least five hundred words if I want to keep selling the special autographed limited edition of my butt pictures down at the Herald Offices.
It started off well enough. A very cute avatar named Kyo Runo came down to the Herald Offices for an interview. I tried to focus on Inflation but her breasts kept getting bigger.
You: Why don’t we just avoid paper currency and return to gold and silver coin?
I got no answer, her breasts just got bigger and bigger.
Jimbo’s attention wanders – wage and price controls called for?
Meanwhile, another person in the inflationist group IM’d me and said “The idea is to fill people up. Doesn’t matter what you’re using. Though typically the most common is gasses or liquids like air or water.”
I turned around to focus on the IMer, and when I turned back around you should have seen the size of this girl’s boobs. I mean holy jumping jeebus, they each needed their own wheelbarrow. She spoke.
Jimbo ponders excess capacity in the virtual economy – where does it all end?
Kyo Runo: They do have a naked, and tank-topped appearance too. and can spray milk. Kyo Runo: But I’m not sure if that’s relevant. You can also inflate the nipples.
She wasn’t kidding. They did all those things. She did them right there at the Herald Offices. She’s very nice, Jimbo likes the nice anime-style woman.
hyperinflation – or magic?
Turns out inflationists get blown up by magic sometimes, which I have to say is quite a party trick for whoever is running the magic wand. How cool would that be to be able to send some poor unsuspecting reporter slob hissing and wizzing through some sim like a jet on crack would be…
[Editrix's note: Jimbo made no mention of this last picture which mysteriously appeared on Tenshi's desk, but some of the staff claim to have heard him talking excitedly to his imaginary friend that in fact he was "hissing and wizzing" due to an unfortunately timed attack of, in Jimbo's words "humungous farts". He seems to be keeping himself unavailable for comment.]
Angel
Oct 15th, 2007
WTF
Kahni Poitier
Oct 15th, 2007
Jimbo has my vote.
+1
Salem Stygian
Oct 15th, 2007
Uhmm.. I don’t know what to say, those things look incredibly disgusting. =|
Milev Milev
Oct 15th, 2007
damn you, Second Life Herald, damn you.
Melissa Yeuxdoux
Oct 15th, 2007
Alas, having to use prim-built attachments to overcome the meager limits of the SL avatar shape deprives one of access to the vast cornucopia of SL fashion; the mainstream fashion houses have so far not considered the market worth accomodating.
Requests to relieve the severe limits on avatar body part size go back at least to Snakekiss Noir’s Prop 125, now in the SL JIRA as VWR-1258. I hope readers will consider voting for VWR-1258.
Anonymous
Oct 16th, 2007
I know I’m voting for Jimbo.
Aya P
Oct 16th, 2007
All this is a joke.
No one has my vote
nor will i be wasting my time reading such dribble
from big tits mcgee
Chav Paderborn
Oct 16th, 2007
Holy crap, those are big tits!
…sorry, that’s the only thought that occurs to me.
I have my slider set to 42, baby!
Nacon
Oct 16th, 2007
“I’m studying up on up Inflation for Miss Pixeleen so I can be a better President of Second Life if I get elected. ”
Uhh no, I think Missy Pixeleen wanted inflation… but of course, it’s perfect for Tenshi! I’m gonna go stare at other gal with normal size and talk about the real thing.
(Oh Jimbo! Don’t forget to give that lady a pin button… just don’t pop her.)
Artemis Fate
Oct 16th, 2007
Argh Inflationists, I will never be able to understand the appeal to pumping a person full of gas or liquid to make them inflate, especially the ones who take it to the logical end of the person popping. Speaking of which, I wonder if they masturbate to bubble bobble?
Hurry up and be President, Jimbo so I can assassinate you from the grassy knoll.
Anonymous
Oct 16th, 2007
lol, they couldn’t even get the colour right.
Second Lulz Vigilante
Oct 16th, 2007
Why can’t we just ban all these misfits of science? They’d be much happier on the Red Light Zone platform anyway.
Spenser
Oct 16th, 2007
That reminds me, I have to check my tires for proper inflation this winter.
Ambiguous User
Oct 16th, 2007
Post a link for the inflated nipples! NOW!
dthree
Oct 16th, 2007
So the SL version of “real vs. implants” is “edited vs. prim”?
Melissa Yeuxdoux
Oct 17th, 2007
Anonymous: You’re right–that’s yet another problem with prim breasts, matching texture with one’s skin. SL seems to treat attachments differently when it comes to local lighting, making a perfect match impossible, or at best a matter of constant adjustment.
dthree: Alas, that seems to be the analogy people make, and I’m saddened that one prim breast maker has a store name that reinforces it. The SL avatar model comes nowhere near covering the full range of variation in natural RL breast size, and IMHO that’s a shame.
Amy
Oct 19th, 2007
“The SL avatar model comes nowhere near covering the full range of variation in natural RL breast size, and IMHO that’s a shame.”
Silicon or not, this is just too big.
Guys, do you really dig these HUGE breasts?
enormononymous
Oct 21st, 2007
It appears the PN leader, N3X15, has come to improve our Second Lives in his alt, aka Jeanette, who founded the #inflateTF IRC group, hosted the United Adult Furs website on his server, and is now promoting inflation in SL via nice breastesses….
I suppose the PN have gotten over their big penis fetish and have moved on to breasts… good work getting a new gig guys, everybody needs to stay fresh and creative.
bill
May 7th, 2008
what the fuck are you talking about.
Tyler Zeta
Oct 19th, 2009
I doubt that someone could really be elected president of SL. That’s like running for president of world of warcraft if it’s real then no one would really be able to have any authority even if they are elected since linden lab runs sl and besides SL is a Governor not a president.
Jimmy Wuzhere
Feb 5th, 2011
Even so, wouldn’t such position be nullified by the fact that you hold no power over SL?
Anomymous
Jun 26th, 2012
Those giant titties are so majestic.