Subrealism Action Group – Everything Must Go!
by Alphaville Herald on 07/10/07 at 9:31 am
We’re not consumer products – What a killer concept! How much for the rights?
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk
Our friends at the Subrealism Action Group have just released a promotional trailer that begins,
“Good Morning, its September 11th today, and tension is rising in the country because absolutely Nothing is happening. The terror alert has thus been elevated to Red and for the whole day troops are patrolling train stations and airports. As I speak, tanks have been stationed in front of radio and TV stations. The authorities, however, are warning the population not to exceed the fear level necessary for proper crowd control.”
and then it just gets more and more weird and amusing. If you enjoy this sort of thing, stop by the Oriental Express sim for a more immersive experience.
Nacon
Oct 7th, 2007
Ok… and why are you reporting this as a news?
Oh sorry, forgot that you’re losing your mind… carry on.
Missdrr Alderson
Oct 7th, 2007
hi this is the pn reminding you to not do drugs
Abe E. Hoffman
Oct 7th, 2007
par lay voose france-say?
Voo lay-voo fookay ahveck ma? Say what?
Translation: WTF? Did NoobToob implement a new random link function?
For those interested in Machinima, this is a good example of how *not* to do it.
But I dunno – maybe people in france need their comic books read for them.
Other than that, I don’t see any relevance to anything here – except to say “9/11!!!!”
OMFG!! 9/11!! LOOK ERRYBUDDY! 9/11!!!1 BABABOOEY BABABOOEY HOWARDSTERN’S PENIS!!
There, I saved you the 5 minutes of boredom.
Maybe you guys need more Junior Newsboys. I’ll go to orientation island and see if I can find any for ya. brb.
Nicholaz Beresford
Oct 7th, 2007
Woha!! That is frigging amazing. I thought the Burkha Babes were great already … but this tops it!
Oriental Express rules!
Kahni Poitier
Oct 7th, 2007
I made it through about 40 seconds of that before shutting it off.
Umm, WHY do you do this to us?
The grid being flaky is bad enough, but to punish us even further?
WHY?
Akane soma.
Jul 31st, 2008
Soma.
Soma prescription medicine. Soma. Drug soma. Ashes of soma lyrics.