Will the Discrimination Never End? Bush Calls for Ban on Furries.

by Alphaville Herald on 06/11/07 at 11:21 pm

by Urizenus Sklar, POTUS and Furries Desk

Ilovefurries_2I don’t know how we missed this, but we only just picked up the story via Raw Story, which in turn gets the story via Bloggers for Brownback in an article entitled Furries: A Twisted Freak Show of Utter Depravity. The Lefties at Raw Story think its a parody, but we know parody and we know better. Bloggers for Brownback are every bit as serious as we are!

Quoting B4B:

“Fortunately President Bush has recognized the danger of furries and has spoken out against them:

[Quoting the State of the Union Address]: “America Must Recognize The Value Of Every Life. The President called on Congress to pass legislation to prohibit … creating human-animal hybrids….”

“And furries are completely sick and wrong,” President Bush later added, off the record. “The less said about them the better.” We couldn’t agree more. Well said, Mr. President. We salute you.

But, not surprisingly, “Great” Britain is forging ahead, blissfully unaware of the Pandora’s Box they are opening. The consequences could be dire for the entire planet. Furries around the world rejoiced at this news. Satan himself let out a hearty cheer.”

And yes, Nacon, this is important newz, so stuff it.

54 Responses to “Will the Discrimination Never End? Bush Calls for Ban on Furries.”

  1. a furry

    Nov 12th, 2007

    “LOLOLOL I REPRESENT ALL FURRIES ON THE INTERTUBES HUR”

    “BAAWWWWWWWWWING FURRIES”

    With such higly intelligent and well worded and thought out counterarguments, I will have no choice but to reconcider my opinion.

  2. mootykips

    Nov 12th, 2007

    “Nope. No furry spies. Just furry PN.”

    unfortunately this is true and I found out about it a little bit later than I should have. however, I didn’t (and still don’t) fucking give a damn whether they’re furries, sadomasochists, or enjoy shooting lasers out of their dicks as long as they want to break things. We don’t have a problem with your stupid fetish – we have a problem with YOU.

    YOU come into imageboards, post your shit everywhere, then expect everyone to love you.

    YOU bastardize every single word you can think of – “fursona”, “fursecution”, and all the rest of your retarded neologisms serve no purpose but to attempt to justify your own pathetic lack of self-esteem and acceptance by creating an entire vocabulary based on said patheticness.

    YOU take your fetish and BECOME it, let EVERYONE know you have it. I don’t want to hear about what you do in bed because not only do I think it’s disgusting I don’t really care. It’s one thing to be proud of who you are. I’ve had my dox all over the internet. I publically put them on my website because anonymity is for jerks. Pretty much anyone can figure out who I am quite easily from Google. I encourage this. I have nothing to hide. But see – there’s a point at which too openness is bad. There’s a reason there isn’t orgies in the streets.

    YOU crank out the shittiest “artwork” ever known to man because every furry out there has to be a bloody “furry artist” as well. Natural selection is thrown out the window as half the idiots in your community don’t know what the word criticism means much less how to give it.

    YOU insist that being a furry is about a “fandom”, “liking anthromorphic characters”. I like a lot of things without wanting to fuck them. I talked to someone who was a real artist once on the intertubes once and drew anthromorphic characters without knowing about furries. Just Disney-style stuff, and then bam! The furries started contacting him with all sorts of bullshit and he could no longer draw these things, as everyone would associate him with them. Look at VGcats for another example – it’s just a bloody comic, and the furries started thinking it was this mainstream ticket to acceptance. As such the world of anthropomorphism is now off limits to anyone under 25 years old because they all associate it with furries. Good work, faggots, you ruined early American animation.

    And finally, you all tend to be the same sort of people. Losers. Nerds. People with self-diagnosed Aspergers, no girlfriend (or boyfriend, you all tend to be gay), and no job. Social rejects. This is fine, but it’s hilarious to poke fun at, because even the loser nerds that aren’t furries (and no, the users of -chan tend to be smart, well-adjusted people who like behaving like idiots once in a while) can look down upon you. You don’t care? Well, that’s cool. Because the ones that do care care a lot. And if we can successfully piss them off, it was worth it. I also suspect you care a lot more than you think you care. You all tend to have major self-esteem issues. Half the furry “community” is a circlejerk of you-go-girl approval.

    Finally, you tried to ruin Japanese style catgirls (guilt by association). This might be the highest on this list. Fuck you.

    So, that’s why I hate you all. That’s why pretty much everyone hates you.

    Now you might say, “well, oh Griefer Extraordinaire, if you hate us barging into your stuff, why do you barge into ours?”. And the answer is this: payback. I for one do not welcome our furry overlords – you attack us on our front, we’ll attack you on yours. Too much serious business? Drama? Perhaps. There is a “lol trolled”, a “we just do this to piss you off” aspect to this as well. But the serious business part of this is not the bullshit PN “every1 is a spai! lolz!” attitude – it’s at least a genuine rivalry. Every day you post your shit on 4chan’s /b/, even though we gave you a whole day to yourselves, someone decides to shoot back.

    In this sense, griefing is like terrorism. It has a root cause. Stop fucking around in the wastelands, /b/ or the Middle East, and we’ll stop too. Until then, your choppa man cubes stay.

  3. PN are closet furries

    Nov 12th, 2007

    “Lots of words by mooty”

    Yup. Griefing, srious bsnsss. LOL

  4. you gotta be shitting me

    Nov 13th, 2007

    Wow… I nearly thought that was Prok coming back to haunt the SLH but it was mootykips.

    Lots of text, but really Mooty, you and both know this is all utter BULLSHIT.

    If it were about what furries have done to your childhood memories, about our few ‘slang’ words, if the problem was with furries and not the fandom as such, you would choose your targets better cause you know just as well as I do, that the things you ‘haet’ about furries, is only true for a very small, very loudmouth majority. But, you don’t. You and your buddies attack everything that is just a little fuzzier then a neko, regarless of if they even ARE furries or not, or just happen to have a furry av cause they’re ‘so cute’.

    Let’s see what we can defuse of this load of bullcrap, shall we?

    “YOU come into imageboards, post your shit everywhere, then expect everyone to love you.”

    No sorry I only paste my work to my imageboards and places, those meant for furries. If anything is posted on your precious chans, the admins are quick enough to get rid of it and ban the persons in question. Also I don’t expect anything from you, I couldnt care less abpout the opinions of those not my closest friends and family.

    “YOU bastardize every single word you can think of – “fursona”, “fursecution”, … ”

    Hai, I herd U liek Mudkips? Halp plz! MOAR Loli Reap NAO!

    “YOU take your fetish and BECOME it”

    yeah you can stop right there. The furry fandom is not about fetishism. That’s just some bullcrap some channer made up some while ago, and you all still believe it. And the SLH happily plays along.
    NEWSFLASH for ya buddy: yes we have fetishes. Like every normal human being. Bondage? great, tie me up. Oh gee it is a drawing of a tied up fox, see furry is a fetish! NO IDIOT it’s just a bondage fetish and a furry enjoying it.

    Yes, again here comes the loud minority rule again. Let’s just say that if you want to find something on the internet, you will. If you run into all sorts of things you don’t wanna see, Gee, does that happen even if you DONT go looking for it?!? amazing that never happens to me.

    Reading this ‘paper’ of course is the same, it’s drawing attention with shock value so yes, you’re also gonna find stuff here you don’t wanna see.

    “YOU crank out the shittiest “artwork” ever known to man”

    I cannot deny that, there is a huge number of people that should take drawing lessons. But, the furry fandom doesnt have a multi billion Yen animation industry like you weeaboos have to provide you with jerk off material. We have to do it ourselves, and cope with it. Among the crap, there’s real diamonds, so we take the crap for granted.

    Protip in not having to see the crap: DONT GO LOOKING FOR FURRY PORN, which you shouldnt do anyway cause you hate us so. So why look for it in the first place?

    “YOU insist that being a furry is about a “fandom”, “liking anthromorphic characters”. I like a lot of things without wanting to fuck them. Good work, faggots, you ruined early American animation.”

    I didnt know furries were responsible for making Minerva Mink and Lola bunny, to name two examples, look like an animator’s wet dream… Here I was, thinking that it was Warner Bros. animators and character designers who put the sexyness in their characters…
    And here I was thinking that every single comment saying “I’d hit that” after a post of some hentai image of a tentacle rape scene on the chans, meant that the commenters would literrally want to fuck that. if not so, what do comments like “Sauce please, MOAR and WOOT LOLI RAEP” do mean?
    And I guess that bodysize hugging pillows were just for that, hugging?

    Give me a fucking break.

    Yes, the furry fandom in itself means that there are fans of anything anthropomorphic. And oh, SHOCK, most of them don’t wanna fuck the characters they love. Yes there’s also fans that do wanna fuck the characters. Does that make the furry fandom about wanting to fuck anthropomorphic characters?
    Then the Anime fandom is about wanting to fuck big eyed Japanese girls, and the Star Trek fandom about wanting to make sweet love to C3-PO.

    “And finally, you all tend to be the same sort of people. Losers. Nerds. People with self-diagnosed Aspergers, no girlfriend (or boyfriend, you all tend to be gay), and no job. Social rejects. ”

    Hmm. funny you should say that. I have met, IRL, about 40-50 furries. Nerds? Wouldnt wanna say all of them are, most are good with computers yes. Aspergers? I know one (1) person with Asspergers, not a furry. No girl- or boyfriend? I know 2 people IRL without a girl or boyfriend, rest of them are and have been in relationships for years. I have been with my boyfriend (yes I’m gay: one half a point for you) for over seven years now.
    No job? Yes, there seem to be a lot of those in the furry fandom. But, there’s a lot of them everywhere. They’re called students, and have no time for a job while being in school and college and so on.

    Funnier even, that the whole ‘nerd loser, no job and no boyfriend’ is heard so very often from dislikers of the anime fandom, of trekkies, of every imaginable group that has a disliking for every other group. And yes, you even hear furries say it about /b/tards.

    “Finally, you tried to ruin Japanese style catgirls (guilt by
    association). This might be the highest on this list. Fuck you.”

    Nope, it’s the Japanese animators that draw the tentacle rape pics and movies of said catgirls that you should blame for that. And the fans who keep buying the shit, so more and more will be produced. Only thing you can balme on furries, is the fact that they’ve been trying to prove how ridiculous it is to jerk off to catgirls, while at the same time shitting all over furry girls… The difference between the two is hilariously small, but you know that, no need for me to explain.

    “So, that’s why I hate you all. That’s why pretty much everyone hates you.”

    Except the people who realize that every single mentioned reason that all furries should be hated, is bullshit when they actually do a little searching on the net, and perhaps talk to a few furries, to hear their opinion about things. EVEN, yes, amazing but true, a number of /b/tard furries themselves. and I know a few of those. Guess there are some good /b/tards on this planet after all.

    “Now you might say, “well, oh Griefer Extraordinaire, if you hate us barging into your stuff, why do you barge into ours?”. And the answer is this: payback. Every day you post your shit on 4chan’s /b/, even though we gave you a whole day to yourselves, someone decides to shoot back.”

    And this my friend, is the biggest pile of horsecrap I ever heard.
    Never have I posted anything remotely furry on your precious chans, in fact, I have never ever made any post there. All my stuff, and that of my friends, that you don’t want to see, you will have a lot of trouble finding at all. We don’t push our shit in your faces.
    Yet, here you are, still coming to our sim, trying to cause havoc (trying to, haven’t succeeded in a long time) and shoving your shit in our faces.

    Payback to me, to us? For what?

    Now, I cartainly hope I have been trolled here with this, because I like to think you were an inteligent young man who just likes to poke some fun at teh furries, and that you actually don’t believe all this shit.

    If I havent been trolled, and you meant every single word, you’re even retarded then the average down syndrome person, even tho you SEEM to be intelligent.

    So here’s to hoping your really ARE doing just for the lulz, and that your next message will be a “lol trolled”. if so, epic win for you. If not… You fail in every possible way.

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