Second Life On Mars
by Alphaville Herald on 01/12/07 at 7:51 pm
tune by, and apologies to, David Bowie
by Faerie Hax
It’s a God awful small affair
To the girl with the purple hair,
But everyone is yelling, “No!”
And her friend has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she’s hooked to her little screen,
But the sim is sadd’ning bore
For she’s explored it ten times or more.
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on
Campers
Fighting in the dance club.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
It’s the freakiest show.
Take a look at that Prokofy
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if she’ll ever know?
She’s in the wrong fashion show.
Is Second Life on Mars?
It’s on America’s tortured brow
That Second Life has thrown up some cows.
Now the models have struck for fame
‘Cause their clothes are on sale again.
See the sheep in their million hordes
From the catwalks to the northern boards.
Rule Prokofy is out of bounds
To the griefers, furries, and clowns,
But her blog is a sadd’ning bore
‘Cause she wrote it ten times or more.
It’s about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on
Campers
Fighting in the dance club.
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
It’s the freakiest show.
Take a look at Prokofy
Beating up the wrong guy.
Oh man!
Wonder if she’ll ever know?
She’s in the wrong fashion show.
Is Second Life on Mars?
Angel
Dec 2nd, 2007
Schoolyard bullies taunt and do silly little rhymes
Pork and Uri sitting in a tree
f-i-g-h-t-i-n-g
Apollonia
Dec 2nd, 2007
Simply appalling. As a Bowie fan I beg you to stop. As someone who reads the posts here by Penance calling OTHERS trolls… I just don’t know what to say.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Dec 2nd, 2007
I know a better song:
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand the concept of love
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand the concept of love
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand ,
Understand, understand the concept,
the concept of love.
Ready to kick some-
Ready to kick some-
What is love?
What is free love?
What is love?
Love is free
Understand, understand the concept of love,
Understand, understand the concept of love,
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand the concept,
the concept of love.
The concept of love.
Ready to kick some-
Ready to kick some-
The concept of love,
Free love was too tame for him.
Love, what is love?
What is free love?
What is free boy?
What is boy?
What is girl?
What is free girl?
What is….
Love is free (x4)
Ready to kick some ass.
Free love was too tame for him.
Free love was too tame for him.
Free love, free love
too..too tame for him,
Tame for him.
Free love was too tame for him.
Free love was too tame for him.
Free love, love…free..too, too,
Tame for him,
Tame for him.
Understand-destand-unders,
The concept of, the concept of…
Understand-destand-unders,
The concept of, the concept of…
Understand-destand-unders,
The concept of, the concept of…
Understand-destand-unders,
The concept of, the concept of…
Understand, understand the concept of love,
Understand, understand the concept of love.
Understand, understand,
Understand, understand the concept,
The concept of love-love-love-love-love.
Free love was too tame for him,
Of love,
Tame for him,
Tame for him.
Of love.
Free love was too tame for him,
Of love,
The concept,
The concept of love.
What is love?
What is free love?
Love is free.
Love is free…
Nina A
Dec 2nd, 2007
Prokofy’s avatar is male.
Faerie
Dec 2nd, 2007
This has nothing to do with Uri or Pixeleen or anyone else.
I tortured that song on a whim and found what resulted amusing. I gave it to Pixeleen in the hope that others might too. If you find amusing then I am happy I made you smile. If not, too bad, please move along.