Naked Truth?
by Alphaville Herald on 21/02/08 at 7:55 pm
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate
Have you ever wondered if, when a pair of avies mate,
If the owners on the other side sit and masturbate?
When the avies join as one in order to copulate
Are they really getting a sandwich and watching News at Eight?
Is the girl whose name is Pam a big fat hairy man?
Is the ‘boy’, who we’ll call Roy a closet lesbian?
And if these two do what they do, not knowing any more
Were to find the truth behind the others closet door
What label now, could someone give to lovers in that fix?
Encompassing more than metro-sex and, no less, chix with dix;
I suggest when you request to know the secret intellectual
Perhaps nice generic name might be Meta-sexual!
copyright (c) 2008 – Kris Dibou – used by the gracious permission of the author.
janeforyou Barbara
Feb 21st, 2008
Or is Donna the RL bulldyke in here with a male av named Don and humping the strayt girls?? lol! Tip of the day “VOICE”
This qustions are as old as chatting are.
A former SL escort
Feb 22nd, 2008
When I was an escort, I used to use that time to watch youtube and pay my bills. Most of my clients weren’t really good enough to hold my attention, and luckily a lot of them would take their sweet precious time typing their responses to me with their free hand so I could concentrate on other things. I imagine a lot of escorts are doing the same thing.
anon
Feb 22nd, 2008
I always lol at stuff like this
If its really so important what the other avvie is IRL…
DONT HAVE PIXELSEX!
Cause they’re NEVER gonna be what they look like on your screen.
dandellion Kimban
Feb 22nd, 2008
Actually, that is a nice name
Corona
Feb 22nd, 2008
I tend not to think about it
doesnt matter really as long as you enjoy it
and if you want to watch avi sex while eating a sandwich – good luck to you
sirhc Desantis
Feb 22nd, 2008
Well – and the point is? Its SL its all fantasy. Personally I’m a 200 kilo great grandmother
Just Me
Feb 22nd, 2008
While browsing around on SLexchange a few weeks ago, I ran across a set of Sex Flash Cards for guys who had “trouble expressing their feelings during sex”. After cleaning the coffee off my screen that I spit out while laughing, I got thinking about this.
Curiousity got to me and I talked to three girls on my friends list who formerly were escorts. All three of them said they kept a Notecard up on their screen and simply copy/pasted text into the IM window instead of actually “cumming” up with comments when they were hired for sex.
I’m picturing two people having SLsex …. the poseballs doing the graphics/visuals and copy/paste for the text. Talk about a mechanical process !!!!
dandellion Kimban
Feb 22nd, 2008
hmmm… that copypaste thing could be scripted too… just to save on mechanical work….
SL is supposed to be FUN not WORK dumbass!
Feb 22nd, 2008
How to recognise a bad RPer?
“All three of them said they kept a Notecard up on their screen and simply copy/pasted text into the IM window instead of actually “cumming” up with comments when they were hired for sex.”
They were FORMERLY escorts
Well…
Coincidence?
Just a little hint to those thinking copypasta is a good idea… THEY WILL NOTICE! How and why? cause copypasta doesnt take into account what the other is doing to you.
And I dont really get it either…
If you just copypasta, clearly you’re not doing it for your own enjoyment. Is it just me, or does that seem dumb to me? Logging in to a game to do something you dont enjoy?
Anon
Feb 22nd, 2008
Question
if a male and female avatar pair have sex in sL and the female is a male in rL – does it count as gay sex or the equivalent of bringing a mate round to watch a porn video ?
does it really matter ?
anon
Feb 22nd, 2008
You know, you’d think before submitting a “poem” the author would actually read the poem out loud to make sure it’s not completely awkward and haphazard.
A former SL escort
Feb 22nd, 2008
“If you just copypasta, clearly you’re not doing it for your own enjoyment. Is it just me, or does that seem dumb to me? Logging in to a game to do something you dont enjoy?
”
In theory, I agree with you. The reality is that 1) many escorts are in it solely for the money and are quite amused that guys are willing to pay for cartoon sex, so they think “why should I spend creative energy on these losers?” 2) many guys who see escorts are themselves not skilled roleplayers. I personally didn’t copy/paste, even with the worst of clients. But when a large chunk of your client base thinks “strip pls” counts as foreplay and “mmmmmm ur so good” counts as cybersex, they probably won’t notice the copypasta.
Prokofy Neva
Feb 23rd, 2008
Paging Iambic Pentameter, come in please…
Prokofy Neva
Feb 24th, 2008
You rang?
Ok, here’s my edit, to try to restore the sense of rhythm to these poems which are usually excellent, but always flawed by not paying attention to the laws of poetry:
Have you ever wondered if, when a pair of avies mate,
Whether owners on the other side sit and masturbate?
When the avies join as one clicking balls to copulate
Are they really getting beers or channel-surfing News at Eight?
Is the girl whose name is Pam in fact a big fat hairy man?
Is the ‘boy’, who we’ll call Roy in fact a closet lesbian?
And what if pixel couples, not knowing any more
Were to find the truth about themselves behind the closet doors?
What Herald classic headline fits for lovers in that fix?
Involving more than metro-sex and less than chix with dix;
I suggest when you request to know the secret intellectual
Perhaps a nice generic name could be “the Meta-sexual”!
NOT PROK NOT PROK IS NOT PROK
Feb 25th, 2008
OH GOD, WHO JUST IMPERSONATED PROK?
There’s no way I’ll believe our resident crazy cat woman would admit the SL cybersex is only clicking poseballs.
Id expect her to at least work in how the PN destroy it with out so-called “lenninist propaganda”.
USD
Feb 27th, 2008
“I personally didn’t copy/paste, even with the worst of clients. But when a large chunk of your client base thinks “strip pls” counts as foreplay and “mmmmmm ur so good” counts as cybersex, they probably won’t notice the copypasta.”
That’s thing isn’t it. It’s going to depend on the level of creativity being introduced by the ‘John’ at some point it’s going to become more time consuming trawling through your list of responses trying to find a response that fits you client than thinking up something good. At the end of the day it seems it doesn’t matter who the person at the other end is and what they are doing in real life. This is SL, a fantasy what the participants are interacting with in essence is their own imagination.