Dolphins with Breasts — Newest SL Fashion Trend

by Alphaville Herald on 13/04/08 at 9:55 am

by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk

The Daily Show’s coverage of the recent congressional hearings on Second Life has had a surprising side effect on the 3D walled garden of cyber delights – skyrocketing demand for aquatic mammal avatars with D-cup breasts.

Virtual correspondent Beowolf Porpoiseburg started the trend in the video clip below, and most observers agree – fishy tatas have taken the fashion world by storm.

9 Responses to “Dolphins with Breasts — Newest SL Fashion Trend”

  1. Tizzers Foxchase

    Apr 13th, 2008

    LMAO code pink!

  2. whisper2u

    Apr 13th, 2008

    Well thanks SLH, even though it involved The Daily Show, that was still a much nicer Sunday Morning Story to read, or watch, than some Russian trying to grunt out a big smelly bowl winder using their keyboard over on that other SL blog site… plop, there it is… I stepped in it quite by accident too, and now for some fetid reason, I feel paranoid all over, like the comrades are coming, the comrades are coming… like I’ve got to go into SL and work on weapons design before the wars really gets going or something… Whoa, I’ve got it, Land Baron seeking Dolphins with exploding Breast Implants! (BOOM) “Ah the old exploding Land Baron seeking stacked Dolphin trick eh?… Well you missed me by that much”… “oh Max…” When the world is spinning down, you make the best of what’s still around…

  3. corona

    Apr 13th, 2008

    “demand for aquatic mammals avatars”

    “- fishy tatas”

    since when were Dolphins ‘fish’

  4. Ava Cartier

    Apr 13th, 2008

    “When the world is spinning down, you make the best of what’s still around…”

    The Police. Third track from Zenyatta Mondatta, 1980 although it’s “When the world is running down”. I remember buying that album from a record store/head shop called Rainbow Records in IL. That day, I also bought Queen’s “Live Killers”.

    It was a good day.

  5. d3adlyc0d3c

    Apr 13th, 2008

    I watched this on comedy central earlier in the week and totally lol’d. SL was also on CNN recently while they were talking about teaching autistic people how to interact through the platform.

  6. Rawst Berry

    Apr 13th, 2008

    Why didn’t they just use real footage from SL? It would have cost them less and they could have found a much weirder avatar than a dolphin with boobs…

  7. Just Me

    Apr 13th, 2008

    CSI NY didn’t use actual footage from SL either in their “SL” episode. By the way, did anyone notice that SL wasn’t mentioned at all in the recent episode dealing with a club where everyone dressed as avatars and a virtual world was part of the plot? I guess they were ‘a bit’ disappointed in the SL inhabitants nonresponse to the CSI sims.

  8. KMeist Hax

    Apr 18th, 2008

    Rawst Berry: (1) Their production team aren’t a bunch of skilled machinimists, and (2) they probably don’t have access to the congress build for such purposes.

  9. Mikael Khalamov

    Apr 19th, 2008

    Lol, Glitteractica Cookie.

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