Geona Graves – Post 6 Robot Grrrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 16/05/08 at 6:00 pm
by Alyx Stoklitsky
When Pixeleen paid me a random visit recently, we chatted briefly about the usual topics: Woodbury, drama, and Herald. When the subject of the Herald rolled around, she let slip that she was itching for more Mecha in the Post 6 articles – fortunate then, because I knew just the robot for the job.
Geona Graves has long been a frequent visitor to the various Woodbury locations, and I’ve long admired… her (?) various steel frames. Quizzed on its gender, the mech states that it is “technically without one” – but adds “If it is female in appearance…”
Known simply as Drilltits to her friends, her profile pic shows her grinning away with a seemingly feline expression, eyes glowing a bright, fluorescent green – though once prepared for her moment of internet fame, she adopted a more subtle look with half-lidded eyes, and stood with her drills perpetually spinning as I twirled my camera angles and fiddled with windlight’s environment settings.
(Let it be known that I felt like a huge pubfag at this point.)
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Lord Kamina
May 16th, 2008
I should probably make a joke here about piercing through the heavens or something.
Alyx Stoklitsky
May 16th, 2008
@Lord Kamina:
Well, there *is* a Gurren Lagan logo there…
Gurren Lagann
May 16th, 2008
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Winter
May 16th, 2008
Completely unarousing. I’m sure it is an interesting individual… but I prefer not to lube with WD40.
Rawst Berry
May 17th, 2008
4rth pic is awesome ^^ Glad to see a non-human post 6
O_o
May 17th, 2008
Face palm….
I need to…
Crash sim now..
To get this image out of my head…
To the GRIEF MOBILE!
Geoners
May 17th, 2008
For the record Winter, I’m pretty glad you aren’t.
Ava Cartier
May 17th, 2008
If ANYONE is turned-on by this, s/he has a serious problem and should be put to death immediately.
anon
May 17th, 2008
DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE
Aya Pelous
May 17th, 2008
Haven’t you guys herd? Robot Vagina’s are the new Fashion craze in this wack-a-do world….wack a do, wack a do
Chav Paderborn
May 17th, 2008
Hawt
Ava Cartier
May 17th, 2008
Oh great. Now I can’t leave a comment on a public forum without being stalked. Geona, get a life.
like_ummm
May 18th, 2008
That’s not a robot – that’s a human with loads of cones and cubes and stuff stuck to it. Like something out of low-budget 1960′s sci-fi tv.
LOL
May 18th, 2008
lol Ava, you got NO IDEA
rule 34 should ring a bell.
seriously dont google it, be happy. Ignorance is bliss… I wish I didnt have any idea still X.X
Corona
May 18th, 2008
1)
Completely unarousing. I’m sure
this suggest you read ‘post 6 ‘ articles to get aroused by pictures of avatars
fine next patient please
2)
and should be put to death immediately.
Good idea – lets immedaitely exterminate all and anyone who is even slightly diferent from the acceptable social norm
cremate the mech fags now now now now
kill them NOW
kill them all NOW
kill and destroy there is nothing true but hate
Dr. Internet
May 18th, 2008
I dont think this is meant as a turn-on. Rather a feature.
Not every Post 6 is about tits and sex, you stupid horny retards.
Learn to kill yourselves.
TossThis
May 18th, 2008
Says he doesnt grief, sure as hell cant write either.
*Listens to bells tolling*
They toll for the Herald.
Penance Sautereau
May 18th, 2008
Tron Bonne called, she’s pissed you raised her warehouse.
Geoners
May 18th, 2008
I like how all the comments take it as though it was serious or something.
diggernicks
May 18th, 2008
yeah totally
Sigmund Leominster
May 18th, 2008
*Dr. Internet: “Not every Post 6 is about tits and sex, you stupid horny retards.”
It’s not? Seriously? Well damn my hide! I thought Post 6 was one of the last politically incorrect sexist bastions of tits and sex in the Metaverse. However magnetically attractive Geona may be, I urge the Herald to go back to good old-fashioned T&A and bring back the Baywatch Babes and more chicks with gravity-defying boobies, then we sick, old pervs can get our rocks off ogling pixilated porn puppets.
Now, where’s my WD40 gone?
Winter
May 19th, 2008
Ahhh…. I love being taken seriously here, always adds a chuckle to my day. Like I’d lube up with WD40 anyway.
That’s a mistake you don’t make twice.
Corona
May 20th, 2008
Like I’d lube up with WD40 anyway.
That’s a mistake you don’t make twice.
Twice ?
you have tried it then ?
do you perchance ues solvol autosol for toothpaste and KY jelly for rust prevention ?
Penance Sautereau
May 21st, 2008
Nobody got the Tron Bonne reference? Man I AM obscure in my geekdom.
Alyx Stoklitsky
May 21st, 2008
Well forgive me if I was bored with the never ending stream of anne-rose-skinned avatars with giant tits.
Reverie
May 23rd, 2008
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Penance Sautereau
May 26th, 2008
Next Week; Nikola Skirikawa. How do I know?
It’s called foreshadowing kids!
*dum dum DUUUUUUUM*
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