Furry Love Poem
by Alphaville Herald on 05/07/08 at 2:01 pm
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate
My love is a little furry thing
With whiskers long and paws so thin
Her tail swishes as she sighs
With lovelight pouring from her eyes
Her pointed ears twitch to my touch
As I scratch them oh so much
And she lays on her back with paws curled up
With 6 small breasts for all her pups
I vacuum the hair when she sheds
A problem with those multipeds
But I love her anyway
Let her purr the night away
How good she’d be in a spicy stew
Lots of meat for us to chew
String her up and dress her out
Gather the bones and haul them out
copyright (c) 2008 – Kris Dibou – used by the gracious permission of the author.
Lord Kamina
Jul 5th, 2008
How lovely is my flamethrower,
a burning molten shell,
making lots of crispy critters,
watch them as they flail.
They burn and burn, and burn and burn,
they are made to yiff in hell.
Jumpman Lane (tm)
Jul 5th, 2008
Ur poetry sux hairy nut sax! (just like this ho I know named Aya Pelous O!) Spit em out! Spit em out! I remain, as ever, Jumpman Lane ™
Lykurgus
Jul 10th, 2008
What exactly is, to “yiff”?
Or should I not ask?
dak
May 31st, 2011
it was cute…untill the end…