Italian Space Program Orbits Rabbit Over Sardigna
by Alphaville Herald on 10/08/08 at 6:14 pm
Carrot feast follows feat
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk
Scientific proof – rabbit reaches an altitude of over 200,000 meters above Sardigna
Maximilian Baxton sent a report to the Second Life Herald’s iMojowire 3G this afternoon, celebrating a new era of space exploration – propelling a rabbit avatar to the incredible altitude of 200,000 meters. The heroic italian rabbit – named Maximilian Baxton – used a “fiendish attachment” to propel himself into the sky over Sardigna sim.
“I desired to emulate Laika, the soviet space dog” , said Maximilian when he finally returned to earth after his dangerous mission. Maximilian went on to say, “I wanted to finally make it clear that rabbits are not cowards”. Sources indication that for italians, rabbits are seen as the most cowardly of all animals, holding a position comparable to the chicken for english-speakers.
To the hero go the spoils of victory, and so awash in a blaze of glory, Maximilian is currently partying with all his Sardinian friend and handing out carrots to all the guests – until his next Guinness-record space flight.
Lord George A. Zimmer IV, High Inquisitor for his Majesty God Emperor Frizzle of Fry CI
Aug 10th, 2008
Nice to see it’s taken the furfags this long for a manned spaceflight.
PN has already reached the moon and planted our glorious flag and have a thriving colony of Flabbers, Spengbabs and Lulzturtles, immune to furry persecution.
AW CRAP, IT’S THOSE GODDAMN GOREANS AGAIN.
WHY YOU TEAR DOWN MY CITY WALL.
Anonymous
Aug 10th, 2008
..this is news.. why?
I mean, I get you’re trying to make a joke but uh.. orbitting? that’s been done a million times already.
nofur
Aug 11th, 2008
Could we get all the furries up at that altitude? And then keep them there?
Bennie
Aug 11th, 2008
if you really wanted to emulate Laika…
Laika burned up in the atmosphere on re-entry.
Bunny Forever
Aug 11th, 2008
Wow! This is really a great story! I’m praying for you Max. Go ahead lad! Higher and higher!
Da
Aug 12th, 2008
“Could we get all the furries up at that altitude? And then keep them there?”
And then have it snow fur every spring when they start to shed? Are you crazy?
bunnyfun
Aug 13th, 2008
great rabbit …. on sardigna sl there are the photo …!!
when the next level? .. !!!!!
Chav Paderborn
Aug 13th, 2008
Have you just given up on writing actual news?