ADV: Exotic Dancer Competition – SL Cultural Event of the Season
by Alphaville Herald on 18/03/09 at 10:38 pm
Ho Show F'sho — Jumpman Lane's Slut Magazine Strip Off Invitational
What is it?: Simply put a stripper contest
30,000 L$ in prizes
1st place 15,000L$
2nd place 7,500 L$
3rd place 4500L$
honorable mention 3000L$
Date: Friday March 20
Time: 2 pm slt
Local: Greek Archon Theater, Cookie (23, 31, 21)
Sim Host: Thinkerer Melville
Celebrity Judges:
Pixeleen Mistral, Editrix of the Alphaville Herald
IntLibber Brautigan, SL Businessman
Tizzy Teardrop, of Woodbury Univeristy
Hard Rust, of Hard Alley
Imnotgoing Sideways, doyenne of the Second Life Forums
Cheergirl Allen, head of the Bimbo Cheerleaders
Alfa Winger of SLCamz
Saveme Oh, of artistic and machina fame
DjQuad Radio, head of Roadkill Tees
Kimber Martinek, CIO Slut Mag Inc, representing Slut Magazine
and Gems Jewell, Jumpy's mama
Special Guest Zara Linden unable to attend due to LL hatin' on porn :p
[2009/02/19 18:17] Zara Linden is offline.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Zara Linden: hi jumpman, i won't be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: what do u mean u cant
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: we can make it pg for ya
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: sorta lmao
[2009/03/02 9:36] Jumpman Lane: crap i unnastan i didnt figure u'd bethere long anyways
[2009/03/02 9:36] Jumpman Lane: do u mind if i share the u cant come part so i wont be misleading people
– Instant message logging enabled –
[9:37] Zara Linden: sure
[9:41] Jumpman Lane: thanx
the Strip Off Invitational contest venue
Criteria: Open to those who have been FEMALE exotic dancers in Second Life
Contestants will be judged in four categories on a scale of 1 to 10
highest and lowest score dropped
highest overall score wins
Categories:
STYLE: including such things as beauty, shape, hair, costume etc (contestant walks out to be seen and noted)
GRACE: walk, dancing, standing etc (ao and dance anims choices)
ELOCUTION: simply emotiongduring the various phazes of disrobe (while on a crappy stripper pole contestant yaps and disrobes)
INTEREST: overall was the contestant INTERESTING
Stephie Dawes
Mar 19th, 2009
In b4 Tizz calls this trolling.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Mar 19th, 2009
Fail.
Howlowcanyougo?
Mar 19th, 2009
How exciting..
Watching a bunch of guys pretend to be virtual woman using commercially available e-bodies.
One of the Judges has been perma banned from SL under their previous AV for griefing.. talk about sleeping with the enemy.
It’s events like this that make me wonder why residents of virtual worlds are ever considered sad muppets with no real lives..
Definitely one to miss.
GreenLantern Excelsior
Mar 19th, 2009
Don’t forget to leave Build and Scripts turned on in the sim.
Paging Dick Burns…
Sigmund Leominster
Mar 19th, 2009
Gee, a list of SLebrity judges that doesn’t include me? Hell, I can objectify a woman as well as the next sexist pig – and I don’t even need information from any category other than “largest breasts and willingness to have cybersex.”
And I thought Jumpman loved me!
Pappy Enoch
Mar 19th, 2009
I’m a gonna git mee a Daisy-Mae gal avatar figure an’ dance so ding-dang hot ol’ Jumpman Lee am gonna jump out o’ his leather britches.
Whee hoo. If fellers kin be gals in SL, I’ll be the hottest hillbilly gal in the fake wirld!
Du they got ol’ timey git-nekkid music at this-hear klub? I needs me sum Conway Twitty to shake my thing the rite way!
Professor C
Mar 19th, 2009
My dear God. This has GOT to be the most asinine thing I have seen in a rather long time. What is sad is that this popularity contest of who can promise to fuck the right judge or all of them… It’s not going to help the actual issue at hand over the Age verification issue happening as we speak.
On top of that how brilliant was it to try and invite a Linden to a STRIP SHOW. This just further goes to show how little of brain power Jump-a-man really has. even still I will be there to watch the show. Just to give a good report on how much of an utter fail it is.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Mar 19th, 2009
@Howlowcanyougo? “One of the Judges has been perma banned from SL under their previous AV for griefing.”
Tizzers Foxchase was banned for pasting chatlogs inworld, not for ‘griefing’.
Pappy Enoch
Mar 19th, 2009
Ol’ Prof C dun sed:
“This has GOT to be the most asinine thing…What is sad is that this popularity contest of who can promise to fuck the right judge or all of them”
Judges git that? SIGN mee up to judge NOW!
Uh…say, what du “asinine” mean?
Uh oh.
Don’t sign me up. I ain’t a-goin’ thar, nor squealin’ like no pig.
Professor C
Mar 19th, 2009
Who wants to place bets that the first person Jump-a-man goes off on is me? I think 100-1 if he doesn’t take it to me at all.
Pappy Enoch
Mar 19th, 2009
Profussur C, I reckon they am odds I could run wif. I bets yu 1 (wun) Linden Fake Dollur yu am a-gonna git it rite good from ol’ Jumpyman (who am the only feller hoo wrecks his English worse’n me round here).
Ought tu be rite fun when he commences rippin’ n’ roarin’ n’ tearin’ yu a new wun.
I gits me 100 Fake Dollurs if’n he hits on sum’buddy else (I’ll send ‘em rite back wif sum Shine).
He dun wailed on me a heap o’ times. But this time yu am the deer in them headlights.
Jumpman Lane
Mar 20th, 2009
well crap i crashed a few sims and in the end had it at my dump lol
siggy the bitch u can come next time
Jumpman Lane
Mar 20th, 2009
@ prof c oh u idiot, Zara Linden is my friend. i invited her BEFORE that Linden adult crap. She accepted. She declined to be judge. I DID lie and say it was a beauty contest. i know friday afternoons at the lab the Lindens party (caws i went to oneofher partis in world one friday). She imed methatshe couldntcome after i came cleanand sent her a notecard detailin it as a strip off. THEN she declined. THEN i found out about the adult changes. hence her “hi jumpman, i won’t be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.”
Professor C
Mar 21st, 2009
@ Pappy Enoch
You owe me a Linden.
@ Jump – A – Man
The adult changes have always been in place. Thus why you had to lie in the first place. But then again I wouldn’t expect you to know much at all. After the first couple of crashes I ended up leaving calling the show an epic failure. Which as I am hearing from my sources. It was a total flop and barely happened at all. Good job wasting all the money there Jumpy.
Pappy Enoch
Mar 22nd, 2009
@ Profusser C
Yu gits 1 (wun) Linden. Jist drop me a holler in-world.
What Linden you want? I tried to git M Linden but he orbited my butt. I reckon I’ll try Torley next. He am rite agreeable. I plans tu git him drunk n’ leave him on yo’ fake front porch.