The Awful Truth About Internet Dating!

by Alphaville Herald on 04/04/09 at 9:26 pm

by Dr. Denise Levertov, virtual advice columnist

dear dr. denise:

i'm lonely, desperate, and thinking of dating on the internet.
my friends tell me I'm crazy, but what is the worst that could happen?
is there anything I should watch out for?

 - miss lonelyhearts

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts,

I sense that you have self esteem issues and have been disappointed before – or your keyboard's shift key is broken. In either case, there is a series of instructional videos that I think you should watch to familiarize yourself with what you will be facing.

- Dr. Denise

4 Responses to “The Awful Truth About Internet Dating!”

  1. corona Anatine

    Apr 4th, 2009

    it would appear from the illustrations that these are fine if you only date plastic people

  2. Urizenus Sklar

    Apr 4th, 2009

    slick willy busted again.

  3. wow gold

    Apr 5th, 2009

    I think those internet dating videos are cute! :) But seriously, I agree with you that those who indulge with internet dating have low self-esteem and could only fully express themselves in the net but they have to be cautious because they may fall on the wrong hands.

  4. Bob Bill

    Sep 10th, 2010

    @ wow gold,

    The Wrong Hands are investigating Internet daters now?
    What, are Escort Services next?

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