Kossacks Invade World of Warcraft!!!

by Alphaville Herald on 06/04/09 at 7:26 am


by Dr. Legion, staff reporter

It seems like just yesterday that denizens of the politically progressive (i.e. "communist" in Foxlish) social media site The Daily Kos invaded Second Life during their Annual Politburo meeting. That was bad enough, but now they have formed a guild in World of Warcraft. What horrors will these progressive bloggers bring to this game heretofore populated by God fearing Chuck Norris wannabes? Will they subjugate their enemies with taxes and inter them in FEMA Prison Camps? Will they demand that Blizzard seize all weapons? Will they make yiffing and interspecies sexual congress mandatory? Only the brimstone charred black soul of Markos Moulitsas knows for sure.

Ah you think I jest?  Well I quote:  "Let's see if we can make our "socialist" tendencies work on WoW."

There you have it.  OMG, Think of the children!

3 Responses to “Kossacks Invade World of Warcraft!!!”

  1. Pavel Chekov

    Apr 6th, 2009

    Cossack, you killed my brother!”

    This must be stopped NOW!

  2. George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse

    Apr 6th, 2009

    O lawd, do I smell trolling opportunity, because I think I just smelled trolling opportunity.


  3. George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse

    Apr 9th, 2009

    Ahahaha, what a bunch of pussies. They all rolled on a PvE (Player Vs Environment) server, so they can’t get killed by other players.

    I’d make a pun about them being cowards and yellow journalism, but oh wait crap I just did. Sorry. Jeez!

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