SeriNari Fall – Post 6 Grrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 20/05/09 at 6:45 am
[Today, the Herald introduces Timothy Morpork - our newest Post 6 photographer. Join me in welcoming Timothy, as the Herald's Post 6 feature continues to introduce our readers to the most amazing avatars in the metaverse, while exploring the refined beauty, sex, and sensuality that is Second Life -- the Editrix
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Thank you to the Herald for hiring me as the new Post 6 photographer. I can't imagine a better job than approaching hot avatars and asking them to strip and tell me about themselves. I found my first model, SeriNari, at a club and fell in love, I hope you like her as much as I do -- Timothy]
My name is SeriNari Fall, I'm 22 years old and I'm a futanari, an altered female, in Second Life. Seri comes from my real name and Nari comes of course (futa)nari, my little addiction 
When I came to second Life, I didn't know that there was this kind of game, because I don't play videogames or use computers that much. But I was one day searching futa stuff with google and I found this superb forum called Futanari Palace and soon after I noticed Second Life. People from that forum helped me a lot with getting started in SL. The forum has a nice group and a place in SL as well, so we forum people can meet up. ^^ There are parties where futa addicts (like me) can meet.
Second Life is all about sex, chat and skydiving for me. Okay, seriously skydiving, yup. But when I do that, I have to wear more tight clothes and I dont like that much. I love my avatars shapes^^ Yes, I do sex in SL, but with good taste. Of course chatting with friends or just strangers is fun, I love the whole idea of SL.
I developed my look, clearly, because I love futanari and all variations of it. I try to look like a more realistic variation of the "futanari race." I'm not good with modding or anything of that kind of but I try, and this is how I see myself in Second Life. Forum people helped me a lot, and I figure Futamaids are hot, so why not spend your free time dressing like one? Oh and no, I dont have fetish for huge knockers, they are just good for tease and of course futanes needs huge milk tanks, okies?
Peter Stindberg
May 20th, 2009
This is the WORST photography I have ever seen in a Post6. As a former Post6 model myself, I am ashamed about the loss of quality. The recent rapid changes in Post6 editors was worrying already, but this really is a sad turn of events. I want my old controversial but high quality Post6 back.
I am sorry SeriNari that you did not get presented better.
Darkley Aeon
May 20th, 2009
whoa – the crappiest photos ever on Post 6, and pretty dire write up too
what a disaster
Charity Stohr
May 20th, 2009
ಠ_ಠ
umm
May 20th, 2009
This is sicker than furry-sex. Get help.
Satan
May 20th, 2009
Ugh, that’s gross. Those tits look like they’re about to explode.
Alyx Stoklitsky
May 20th, 2009
Now you’re just trolling.
Pappy Enoch
May 20th, 2009
Yu know whut: yu’d need the Battulship Missouri (an the Iowa tu) tu play moturboat in there.
I reckon I are man enuf fo’ the job.
Really Now
May 20th, 2009
>I want my old controversial but high quality Post6 back.
Hold on, you mean the ones that never showed anyone naked? I think we got to see your asscrack Peter Stindberg and then two clothed pictures that were in some weird light. Those weren’t controversial, just dull.
Good move with this new photog. THIS should get the comments humming.
Buttman
May 20th, 2009
I think she’s purrty.
Chav
May 20th, 2009
WTF?
Silawx
May 20th, 2009
ಠ_ಠ
Bunny Brickworks
May 20th, 2009
O.O
Errm …
OK
Hi Timothy!
marilyn murphy
May 20th, 2009
serinari is obviously man or woman enuff for anything anyone has in mind.
Sigmund Leominster
May 20th, 2009
As a guy who finds taking a photo more challenging than watching an hour of Bill O’Reilly talking to Glenn Beck, I can’t comment on the quality of the pictures. However, I do need to thank SeriNari for introducing me to the word “futanari.” And weird as the look may be – and I never thought I’d find myself thinking that you can’t have breasts that are too big – I have to applaud the sentiment of using a virtual world for experimenting with gender-bending.
Of course, maybe she’s a man!
Eva Ryan
May 20th, 2009
Okay… I have one word of advice on this
HOTOSHOP
FlabbyJake
May 20th, 2009
this is teh awesome.
it’s about time the herald got away from the dumb artsy post six and gave us some good fapping material again.
Serinari u r da tits!
Thanx herald
Stephie
May 20th, 2009
This is my fetish.
Urick K Freeholder
May 20th, 2009
I am pleased you are finally showing some diversity in your Post 6. Good shemale hangouts like the palace and the sanctuary are overflowing with people, but to read Post 6 one would think that SL is populated mostly by barbies, artsy fashionistas, an occasional male and a furry every other month. SL has all sorts of people with avatars that boggle the mind and I hope that this post signals that we’ll get to see more of them here in the herald. kudos to the Herald, to Timothy Morpark, and to the lovely Miss Serinari Fall.
J0RI Tokyo
May 20th, 2009
I like what this girl shows us by playing openminded and proud one of the hot aspects of SL. And i thank the Herald for publishing such themes time by time.
Timothy Morpork
May 20th, 2009
Hi Everybody!
@Darkley Aeon-
I’ll take full responsibility for the “the crappiest photos ever on Post 6″ but you should be aware that, like many SL residents, SeriNari’s first language is something besides English, so please lay off your critique of the “dire write up.” I would LOVE to see what sort of brilliance you could come up with if asked to write about your avatar for a German, or French, or Russian blog.
Anyhow.
SeriNari is a great person and a very good sport to pose for a blog she’d never heard of. I too learned the term “futanari” from her, and I think she looks great if for no other reason that she is happy living out her fantasy on the grid. The world would be a much happier place imho if we all were ballsy enough to admit who or what we really want to be instead of who others want us to be.
As for the pictures, I like them.
@Eva Ryan-
I am familiar with your one word, which was “Photoshop.” In fact, I used Photoshop on these “pictures.” In addition to hiding the occasional seam between arms and torso, boob and chest, etc, I used several filters and some lighting to alter the original SL “screen caps” significantly. Click on the pictures and look at the full-size if you need to, these aren’t just ctrl-shift-s pics.
@Bunny Brickworks
Hi!! Big fan!
@Marilyn Murphy
Hi!! Big Fan!
Thanks to everyone else who had nice things to say about SeriNari or the pictures. This is a dream job for me and I hope you like my work.
Eriko Watanabe
May 20th, 2009
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. A perfect example of why LL wants to expel pervs. They need to start a place for this that no one can go to. Maybe Perverts Life. Seriously, if this is your life, keep it to yourself, keep it under a rock so no one will ever know. I’ll never look at this joke of a blog again either.
Aya Pelous
May 20th, 2009
Sausage anyone?
ಠ_ಠ
May 21st, 2009
ಠ_ಠ
No, no, seriously. Please, if for nothing but for the sake of comedy value, explain the reasoning and ideas for making this article. Please, give me a step-by-step rundown of how you went from “Hmmm, what to write for this article” to “Hmmm, should I apply a blur to the giant 30 pound trouser sausage or leave it au-naturale”.
janeforyou Barbara
May 21st, 2009
Not my style,, but the girl got guts to go on here with the “wolfpack”
And you go girl you rawk!
Darkley Aeon
May 21st, 2009
sorry Timothy, but SeriNari’s profile says ‘english only’ so I dont think its her 2nd language, plus even if it was, it makes no difference, you intro made it sound like you were trawling for sex using ‘wanna be a model’ as a chat up line and you are supposed to help with the text too – asking question if need be
fail
General Drama
May 21st, 2009
where is my three meter gold e-peen when I need it?
Corona anatine
May 21st, 2009
how does she cope with
A] blood supply
and
B] back strain
Nimil Blackflag
May 21st, 2009
ok i’m all for diversity and fetishes no matter what they may be but these photos are very unflattering. who hired this guy? were they blind?
Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD
May 21st, 2009
[Today, the Herald introduces Timothy Morpork - our newest Post 6 photographer. Join me in welcoming Timothy, as the Herald's Post 6 feature continues to introduce our readers to the most amazing avatars in the metaverse, while exploring the refined beauty, sex, and sensuality that is Second Life -- the Editrix
Let's translate:
[Today, the Herald introduces Timothy Morpork - our newest Post 6 Lolcow dairy queen. Join me in welcoming Timothy, as the Herald's Post 6 feature continues to introduce our readers to the most spectacular failures in the metaverse, while exploring the absurdity, tradgic comedy, and cesspool that is Second Life -- the Editrix
as for SeriNari Fall, not much needs to be said.
Timothy, seriously, did you even try? Even by the dubious standards of "SL Photography" this is complete bullshit. Given the abundance of black on her avatar (big fucking surprise there) why the FUCK did you choose a black background? Also, those poses are absolutely horrid.
As for this SeriNari person, she is a personification of Japanese Low-Nig failure. Normal people would ask why the fuck one would be attracted to such a distorted human anatomy, but in context with Japanese culture, the reason is obvious. The Japanese are a culture of basement-nerds, being so horrible at romance that they can't even fuck enough to maintain their population, and as a result, Japanese women are often prison-gay. This of course causes Japanese males to lack any sort of healthy view of women, resulting in the object failure displayed above.
Marx Dudek
May 21st, 2009
First, I offer my respect to SeriNari for the courage to appear here. I hope that she was made well-aware of the lion’s den of mockery and trolldom that generally accompany every new Post 6. I was well aware when Bunny asked me to be a Post 6 Grrrl (November 13, 2008), so I think a good many of my friends expected me to be upset at the comments that some had left. The fact was I did it specifically because I knew I could catch hell, but I could hopefully provide some inspiration to others by doing so.
Having said that, I guess I was a little taken aback by her statement that Second Life is “all about sex, and chat, and skydiving”. As stated in the preface by the Editrix, Post 6 is meant to spotlight “the most amazing avatars in the metaverse”. Now before I get accused of being elitist, the fact of the matter is that even I felt unworthy of inclusion. But if there is some depth to be found, the photographer who chose her to be his first Post Sixer should have taken the time to delve us deeper into Seri’s persona and show us exactly – beyond her inescapable assets – what he found endearing about her to begin with. (Yes, I am heaping the criticism on Mr. Morpork – he is presumably a professional and can accept some critiquing.)
That said, the photos – I’m sorry – are a travesty. It appears that none were taken in high-resolution mode and, if they were, that Mr. Morpork was not using anti-aliasing on his viewer – you can see the jagged lines clearly. The avatar mesh is not smoothed out at all, and the lack of any background whatsoever renders poor Ms. Fall as little more than something to be gawked at. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to build a basic photography setup – and if you’re photographing models for a magazine, you should be willing to invest in a decent photo studio and some textures. Or at least find some discreet places to shoot on location. And photo editing is not simply taking an image and running it through one or two default effects filters.
The snarky comments are going to come, regardless, Mr. Morpork. Some people come to Post 6 specifically to mock. Please don’t hand their reasons to mock you – and your model – on a silver platter. You would almost have to make a concerted effort to make these pictures any more sub-par than they already are.
Please, show your models the respect that they deserve. Bring them out of their shell, scratch beneath the surface and … please … don’t phone it in next time.
Faerie
May 22nd, 2009
I’m Peter and the others in agreeing that the quality of these pictures is so poor that they are an insult to the model.
The secret to taking good pictures is getting everything right before you take the picture, including *not* using the default windlight setting.
If you send me an e-mail (I’ve put my address down when I made this post) I will send you some windlight presets that will help.
otakuman523
May 22nd, 2009
WoW im impressed I must say to the herald to go and venture out of what they would normally do with Post 6 however I will say the following
as a person with many different appearances in second life ranging from different human skins to fur av’s fantasy av’s I will admit openly that where this may not be my kink I know others enjoy “futa” and other deep things that we can find with no problem within the grid.
I say the next with no offense to senari even though I know it will appear as so.
Timothy I think you pretty much pulled from the trash bin to find this girl. as many futa/shemales are in second life (i know ive run into well more then my share in the years ive been on the grid) there are far more who speak better, have a more lovely appearance. I think with the idea of Post 6 and the Herald in mind you should have given a better Ambassador to the world of “Futa” in second life and I can only pray that miss Senari doesnt recieve to much negative feedback for her having the courage to allow this post of yours.
Hopefully Timothy we wont be seeing another Article from you Because imo not only did you slap Post 6 but you slapped the Herald and Senari who you seem to have a thing for.
The Grown Ups
May 22nd, 2009
Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD said
>>The Japanese are a culture of basement-nerds, being so horrible at romance that they can’t even fuck enough to maintain their population, and as a result, Japanese women are often prison-gay. This of course causes Japanese males to lack any sort of healthy view of women, resulting in the object failure displayed above.<<
Wow, dude, hate much? Isn’t there some sort of nazi blog you should be reading?
As for the pictures, I’ve found that most people’s taste is shit, which explains how people like Dane Cook, shows like American Idol, and books like Twilight become popular. I like the soft focus on the third picture, looks like an obscene Vargas pin-up.
Both Serinari and Timothy, don’t get down, these pictures are good and you look lovely Serinari. All of the Post 6 photographers have been bashed by the kids who just come here to throw their self loathing at someone else for a minute. Don’t take it personally.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. I hope you stick around, I’m looking forward to next week.
ಠ_ಠ
May 22nd, 2009
” As stated in the preface by the Editrix, Post 6 is meant to spotlight “the most amazing avatars in the metaverse”. “-Marx Dudek
Aha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHA! Oh god, that is HILARIOUS!
The best? Bullshit. None of these avatars are “best” or even good. These avatars are badly made mix-n-matches of crappy “shiny” skins and ugly hair. There is no talent behind these creations, just generic Second Life smut-peddling. I have seen people who build their own stuff, and none of them would get in here because they don’t spend hours making skins that look like they are coated in grease or fake boobs that look like they’re tumors.
Sex sells. In second life, sex is everything. Those who dare to create imaginative and interesting avatars that aren’t over sized breasts on legs or shirtless male fantasies are subject to being banned from sims instantly just for having a “grieffer avatar”. I’m not exaggerating, this does happen.
Keep your stupid smut if you want, but don’t try and pass it off as anything more than what it is; smut.
We
May 22nd, 2009
I just had to point and laugh at this:
“I try to look like a more realistic variation of the “futanari race.”
hahaha what? That’s the idea of a REALISTIC one? What’s an unrealistic one looks like? If she got a hard-on she’d die from blood loss, and she’d probably have to cart those tits around on a trolley.
Still, there’s two kinds of perverted kinky in SL, there’s the “Jesus fuck man that’s SICK” kinky like Dolcett, and there’s “Ahahaha seriously? That turns you on ya weirdo?” kinky like this. So at least I can say I got a good laugh out of the fact that someone out there (probably SeriNari) is fapping to these pictures.
lol
May 23rd, 2009
This is horrible horrible photography.
1.) Free poses
2.) Shitty photoshop filter
3.) Taking pictures of shit
Timothy Morpork
May 23rd, 2009
@ಠ_ಠ
Give me some names, I’d be happy to feature these beautiful friends of yours. Seriously.
Chav
May 23rd, 2009
I want my eyes back.
Yak
May 24th, 2009
The grotesqueness of it seems to me an insult to any RL hermaphrodyte.
doodleface
May 24th, 2009
she’s hot. seriously. people here are too prudish to get down with that, sadly. as for the pics themselves, i think they could be a bit better.
p.s: on second thought, she’d look better with slightly wider hips to offset the boobs a little
Prof. Archie Lukas
May 28th, 2009
Bout bloody time they got another photographer at the herald,
maybe this chap can actually take a photo.
Comment on the model -she explains the Silicone shortages.
RAM will increase in price, but now, quick.
Eleanor Ocheis
Jun 1st, 2009
How about some real looking people =/ Most of these photo sets are the most plastic, generic avatars I have ever seen. Same tanned skin, same prim breasts that look like they are barely attached, same crap hair, same tribal tattoos, same piercings or same shiny oiled parts over and over and over. It’s like attack of the clones.
Ever heard of erotica? The idea that you can take an artistic nude photo and use light and shadows to create something that’s more than a fap fest? How about folks that don’t represent a sexual fetish? SeriNari might be a nice person but all I think when I see this is “What a slut, how can anyone take that avatar seriously as anything but a sex toy? Ew.. no thanks. More objectification of women.. yay… thanks for making my normal female avatar feel like a freak.”
Bleck.
Kasumi Hayashi
Jun 1st, 2009
Dude. This is such a lonely, basement dwelling man in real life that it’s not even funny. It’s blatantly obvious.
The av is bad, the photos are bad and the article is bad. Who considers this read-worthy journalism?
camoblackhawk
Feb 24th, 2011
i must say this is good fapping material thank you