ADV: Metaplace Needs Hugs

by Alphaville Herald on 19/06/09 at 3:22 pm

You can dance. You can give balloons. But where is the love?


What if you lived in a world where shaking hands was impossible?
A world where you couldn't even hug your best friends?
A world without love… what kind of pixelated life would that be?

Sadly, such a world exists today – in Metaplace.

But we can – we must – do better.
Ask for avatar hug emotes in Metaplace – and show the love!

this is a paid political ad sponsored by the Committee of Concerned Metaplace Players

6 Responses to “ADV: Metaplace Needs Hugs”

  1. Cuppycake

    Jun 19th, 2009

    Clearly, we need hugs. :)

  2. Miss Petunia Amaryllis Courtney Taliaferro, Second Life League of Decency

    Jun 19th, 2009

    Fie, fie, Herald Editors!

    Hugs are the first descent upon the slippery slope of shame that leads ever downward to the vice, debauchery, and the pits of sin that both define and defile Second Life.

    Our organization stands ready to inject our purity of essence into Metaplace, if seemingly innocent gestures like “hugs” are introduced! Why, they already have DANCING…that is one salacious snare too many!

    We watchdogs of virtue will be ever alert for the sybarites who would corrupt avatarian morality and remove proper geometry, theology, and appreciation for fine needlework from our virtual lives.

  3. ellep

    Jun 20th, 2009

    Commission a scripter?

  4. Just Me

    Jun 20th, 2009

    @ Miss Petunia

    I firmly agree ! I can’t believe they actually allow both males and females in the same places without adequate Chaperones. We all know that dancing is the devils business and leads to all kinds of other sick and twisted perversions.

    Let’s form an organization to ensure that women all wear sackcloth dresses down to their ankles and are Chaperoned in public by an older female companion. We can call it CAMP (chaperoned Always in Meta Place).

  5. Susan Tsuki

    Jun 22nd, 2009

    Why am I expecting to read a Prokofy counterpoint about how you’re leading MP down the path of death-loving by breaking their locks against broad offensiveness?

  6. Prof. Archie Lukas

    Jul 7th, 2009

    /me throws up in mouth a little bit………………

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