The Alphaville Herald

Second Life’s Zindra: Nekkid Gals Wiggling, Bots Running up Traffic

by Alphaville Herald on 15/07/09 at 7:18 am

Fake poontang has a new home

by Pappy Enoch

“A man got to do what a man got to do,” like that Greek filosophur feller, Pluto, done said that time. So when Miss Pixeleen said “go see nekkid gals in Naughty Land,” I got my reporter's pad and skeedaddled over there faster'n a circuit-riding preacher after a plate of fried chicken.

Now let me tell you two things: them Zindra folks ain't no different than you or me, except 1) They am nekkid and 2) looks a heap better'n I do that way. (Hillbilly dickshunary: “Naked” am havin' no clothes. “Nekkid” am naked but up to sum'fin fun).

To get started, I put my eyeball on the map, looking for dots. Guess what: most of them dots am BOTS.  I ain't saying where, but them naughty folks am doing the same dang thing they did on the mainland to run up the traffic.   

But bots or not, they am spending money and putting up clubs in Zindra.  I reckon some kids sneaks in, but if Escort Island tells the tale, the reg'lar adult perverts (like me) followed the fake poontang to its new home.

Yep, I found me Escorts of Escort Island! Not a bot in sight! Now my salary, after I drunk 90% of it, ain't good enough to rent me no gal. So I settled for watching some slippery dancing on one of them fancy posts that look like it come from a Cyclone Fence, but greased up with Crisco. 

Gemma: welcome Pappy babe

Pappy: thank you, ma'am. Still rezzing.

Gemma: take your time Pappy honey … its worth it

Pappy: (gets an eyeful) Whee doggies! Sure am! Ahem…I works for the Herald. Y'all don't mind reporters visiting? If they tips?

Escort Island Tip Jar by DN: Thank you for your tip, Pappy Enoch.

Gemma shakes her body caressing her breast making her nipples poke out.

Pappy: Hold me down! This am the sort of human-intermerest story I was born to cover!

Veronika: we don't cover much here at EI Pappy

Pappy: Can I get your pic, ma'am?

Gemma: mine?? .. for sure sweety!

Gemma smiles to the camera with a naughty pose. Gemma looks down….need one with less clothes on??? hehehe

At this point, she was about to drop her britches. So I done dropped the camera, cause I was “itchin' like a bear on a fuzzy tree,” as Elvis done said.

A good ol' boy named Chaoley were also there for the wiggling and jiggling.

Pappy: Must be nice–new adult club, no griefers or kids

Gemma: yeah old club moved ..

Chaoley: many times

Veronika dances close to the other girls, her naked skin brushing against Anastasia's

Veronika's bare tits brush against Prince's chest as she kisses him

Pappy: My boss gives me all the tough jobs

Gemma: hehehe .. yeah I see that Pappy …hehehe

Chaoley: which Herald?

Pappy: Alphaville

Pappy: Used to be SL Herald until them Linden big-bugs got after us

Gemma: Alphaville Herald .. I have to tell my boss …

Chaoley: kewl. You're famous

Gemma wiggles her ass happily ….

Pappy: Me? I'm famus for gettin' in trouble, mostly, or drunk, or set on fire and shot

Chaoley: nice ass

Gemma: well yeah my ass is famous all SL over …lol

Pappy: A nice bottom am something to be proud of, ma'am

Gemma leans lifting Pappy's hat a bit and kissing his lips …. you need to taste it to write about it *wink*

Pappy blushes.

Then the boss-lady showed.

Gemma: Pappy .. Annabel is a major manager here ….

Pappy: Howdy ma'am

Gemma: Annabel ..Pappy comes from the Herald ….

Annabel: nice to meet you Pappy

Gemma: oohh yeah .. he came to cover us …*giggles*

Pappy: yep. Life am hard that way

Gemma: you are gonna be famous …hehehehe

Escort Island Tip Jar by DN: Thank you for your tip, Pappy.

Gemma looks to Pappy's cigar and thinks about all being that big ….

Pappy: (blushing) well, I are a natural born man

Annabel: we'll all have to look

Pappy blushes redder'n the blue-ribbon waturmelon at the State Fair

Escort Island Tip Jar by DN: Thank you for your tip, Chaoley.

Annabel: thank you Chaoley

Gemma: thank you Chaoley *dropping my skirt to the ground*

Chaoley: Wewt Wewt!!

Annabel slides down her skirt and kicks it off the stage to Chaoley

Gemma wiggles her ass close to the Herald camera ….. *smiles*

Pappy: (trying to compose himself) Ya'll like the new continent? Reckon LL will leave y'all alone now? Any drawbacks to being zoned adult?

Annabel: only that some seem to think that 'anything goes' just because its zoned adult

Veronika: I noticed that too, Annabel

Annabel: we are and always have been a civilised club

Pappy: do y'all ban folks often?

Annabel: not unless we absolutely have to

Gemma: we do the uncivilized stuff on private …lol

Pappy: business up now?

Annabel: traffic up a bit with people exploring and passing through

Pappy: if y'all could give LL advice…what might it be?

Annabel: hmmm… tricky one Pappy

Pappy: Yep, I are. But LL is the REAL tricky one, ma'am

Gemma: I'll ask them for a Rolls Royce ….

Stefanie: my advice would be: listen to your residents

Pappy: well–what did LL do wrong before? It must have been rite tuff to move around

Stefanie: the price hike on private islands was a good example

Gemma throws her corset to Choley … thank you sweetheart

Annabel tugs off her top and tosses it to Chaoley

Pappy: woooo ol' son you hit the jackpot!

Chaoley: Wewt Wewt!!

Chaoley: sure did.

At this point, I saw so much skin that I done fainted dead away from all the over-stimulashum. I come to with a empty wallet, a fence-post betwixt my legs, and a 38 D-cup in my eyeball.  

Miss Pixeleen, it am just like ol' Steve Earle sang, “I are just a poor mountain boy and I ain't never been to town….So I thanked 'em and left, but it were a done deal for Chaoley. He were aimin' to take a slow ride on the tuna boat.

For more reportin' on this subject, I reckon you should send that rascal Jumpman Lane over there. He knows the market, so to speak, and he must have enough venerable diseases by now not to worry none about his willy-wacker. I hope he tips rite good!