Brain-Eating Linden Billing Support Zombie Haunts Cornfield
by Alphaville Herald on 30/10/09 at 12:45 am
Residents warned to avoid abandoned Game God penal colony
by Pixeleen Mistral, Irrational Affairs desk
Residents can visit the Corn Field without an account suspension now that the Second Life player prison has been opened to the public – at least for Halloween. However, players may be faced with the spectre of Linden billing support staff who have turned into zombies and roam the sim looking for brains – or credit lines – to eat.
Jules Linden – Billing Support and Customer Outreach – wants your money or your brain
While I managed to escaped with my brain and credit mostly intact, I was less successful with Kyle Linden, who admitted he does not have a Linden bear to share – even after I gave him the Herald's secret lime/cilantro turkey taco recipe as a gesture of good faith.
Trust me, Kyle will not be not getting any more cooking lessons until he has a freebie Linden bear to share.
sorry – no bears from Kyle Linden
Kyle's bear – 2 years late and counting
Meanwhile, Esbee Linden took the form of a ghost and swooped Tizzy Teardrop. Could this be a sign of sn emerging Linden/Woodbury techno-communist open source conspiracy?
Esbee the ghostly Linden
Esbee Linden swoops – Tizzy Teardrop ducks
All Seeeing Eye
Oct 30th, 2009
How much money in infringement commissions and tier from infringement merchants is LL making off halloween this year? I see lots of Linden support for movie IP infringement. Seems systemic. Maybe the right thing to do is a letter writing campaign to congress and all the big companies LL is ripping off by allowing infringement to shutter SL until they can figure out what to do about this mess. I see they have their barking propaganda dog hamlet au out saying there is no effect on the economy from content theft.
Clark Ambassador
Oct 30th, 2009
Hellraiser!
oh brucie...
Oct 30th, 2009
wow those Lindens are really gay aren’t they?
Orion Pseudo
Oct 30th, 2009
Ahh, so now the Lindens are showing their true form!