Yiff This Second Life Machinima!

by Pixeleen Mistral on 07/08/10 at 10:30 pm

Touching tales of furry love

yiff this again

Second Life players’ creativity and core demographic are showcased at the not-safe-for-work www.yiffthis.com site, where romance among gay anthropomorphic woodland avatars is lovingly documented in surprisingly well produced films, complete with money shots featuring the finest in scripted prim dongs.

hot tub
frisky Husky in the hot tub

Enticing titles such as "Naughty Bunny Punishment", "Pleasures of the paw", "Wolf on Wolf", "Sultry Sergals" and the Herald office favorite "Therion x Crux", suggest there is sure to be something for nearly every fursona on the grid.

romantic glances

Will Second Life Community Convention attendees – inspired by YiffThis proprietor Cresil the Wolf’s artistic vision – flock to the SLCC conference hotel’s hot tub next weekend? We can only speculate, but the sort of virtual romance pictured here may give the few remaining Linden staff some ideas.

a kiss is only the beginning in "Husky Houseguest"

Perhaps Philip Linden can take some inspiration from the actors as he prepares a new look for his dated avatar.

tatooed husky
tatooed husky – a new look for Philip Linden?

But not every film takes place in the exclusive, luxurious settings of "Husky Houseguest". Some impoverished furs are forced to live in Ravenglass less than pleasant places.

The gritty side of the metaverse is explored in "Therion x Crux", when a degenerate crux is caught fapping in the basement by a therion wandering the mean streets of Second Life.

degenerate crux
degenerate crux caught watching fur porn machinima in the basement

New media critics are sure to enjoy the witty, subversive symbolism of the film as it implies a stereotypical basement-dwelling player is running a basement-dwelling avatar with nothing better to do than watch toon porn on a virtual laptop in Second Life.

This ironic/symbolic gesture is over all too soon, as the narrative quickly moves on to a wild inter-species yiffying session highlighting the sort of crowd pleasing content users love to generate. But with a wink and a nudge the director makes his point, before moving on to the serious therion x crux action. Second Life just doesn’t get any better than this.

shut up – I’m going to show you what you get for fapping with your door open like that

73 Responses to “Yiff This Second Life Machinima!”

  1. Marx Dudek

    Aug 8th, 2010

    Do I really get to be first to respond to this?

    Yes. These are very well produced. I’d love to know the specifications of the creator’s system.

  2. hobo kelly

    Aug 9th, 2010

    “But not every film takes place in the exclusive, luxurious settings of “Husky Houseguest”. Some impoverished furs are forced to live in Ravenglass less than pleasant places.”

    Wellsum, I reckon that Neva must be playing Hide The Husky Cock nightly with all that thar corruption a goin’ on. Starts to ‘splain these rumours of sumpthin called “Belarus Bang Bang”. Damned Furrys.

  3. Axel Oakleaf

    Aug 9th, 2010

    I’ve seen some of the videos. All i can say is Yiffy! =^-^=

  4. Cresil

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Yow, an article on my site! Thanks guys. You noticed what I did with Therion x Crux there too, extra points. I still haven’t heard any rumors on what the L’s remarks could possibly be. If I had to guess I’d say there’s just a lot of eyes rolling back into skulls so hard it hurts, save for the few furry Linden I know are out there.

    Since you guys mentioned SLCC: I can’t make it to this yet. So many CA conventions in one year.. only so much vacation time, bummah! Maybe next year.

    Well stay tuned boys, more is definitely on the way!

  5. IntLibber is a bad joke

    Aug 9th, 2010

    the true face of SL is primmy

  6. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Why someone would waste their time, effort, and money on this is beyond me…

    I’m not complaining, though.

  7. xoxunicorexx

    Aug 9th, 2010

    xoxunicorexx was here ^-^

  8. Gaara Sandalwood

    Aug 9th, 2010

    “I’m not complaining, though.”

    Hey, what’s good is good.

  9. randal scot

    Aug 9th, 2010

    This is what is wrong with SL and the world in general. There needs to be a purge of all things furry in SL.


  10. Pappy Enoch

    Aug 9th, 2010

    @randal, you just ain’t gittin’ none o’ that luv action. I reckons furs got to shag, too! My dawgs around the shack am always doing the humpty-hump. That keeps the shack thick in dawgs.

    If’n you don’t git none, join me in jail an’ that guard-lady, the one they calls “She Wolf” (an’ she am a human being person, not no fuzzy-wuzz) will hook you rite up.

  11. Pappy Enoch

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Dang, Pix, you got King Philip’s new look down!

    Love-Mersheen Boy can get Husky on us! Hoo whee.

  12. had enough

    Aug 9th, 2010

    And the sick side of SL gets sicker. what else do you have to show us from the zindra cess pool?

  13. Yep

    Aug 9th, 2010

    I bet this guy is a furry too. These are the kinds of people who enjoy this disgusting stuff.


  14. had enough

    Aug 9th, 2010

    @ had enough

    That is your typical furry. If they make or watch trash like this, you can bet they get aroused everytime their neighbors dog raises its tail in RL.

  15. Slayer

    Aug 9th, 2010

    It’s no secret that the fur-fags are nuttier than a fruitcake. Talking to yourself Had?

  16. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 9th, 2010

    @ Slayer

    Nuttier than a fruitcake, and fruitier than a busted nut on your face.

  17. Yep

    Aug 9th, 2010

    ROFL no I was meaning @ randal. All the fruitloop smut had my rolling my eyes so hard.

  18. Slayer

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Yes Nelson, that is why fur-fags are not allowed in our RP area. We eject and ban fur-fags on sight. (unless we plan to have a BBQ)

  19. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 9th, 2010

    @ Slayer

    I’ll be sure to stay at home, getting fucked up the ass with a dog cock, then.

  20. MachineCode

    Aug 9th, 2010

    This episode, “HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY! …or… What Else Did You Expect?”

  21. Wolf Baginski

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Isn’t it sweet how, now that we are not permitted to hate [elided] and [elided], that we can still starch our white robes and go hate the furries.

  22. SlShapeshifter

    Aug 9th, 2010

    Holy shit, to read some of these comments, you’d think some folk are in denial.

    I’m not letting Wolf off the hook either. Stop playing the race card and maybe trolls would leave you alone.

  23. Sinead McMillan

    Aug 9th, 2010

    oi, that’s sl. keep it open, lads. apparently, furry-bashing is disgusting and out-dated.

  24. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 9th, 2010

    @ Sinead McMillan

    Agreed. Lindens are the new furries.

  25. Sinead McMillan

    Aug 9th, 2010

    hehehe, as you can see – i am not

  26. Pappy Enoch

    Aug 10th, 2010

    /me puts up feet in jail cell, bribes guard for more cheese doodles (the feller who invented them done up and died, boo hoo) and enjoys folks pickin’ on somebody other than po’ sufferin’ hillbillies.

  27. Marx Dudek

    Aug 10th, 2010

    @SlShapeshifter: You think maybe? Just a little bit? *wink* Just a teensy little bit?

    My ex’s father-in-law was a Methodist minister. And Reverend Dad would rant to anyone who would listen about how those “fags” were going to destroy the moral fabric of our nation. And then three months after my ex’s gay best friend came out to everyone … Reverend Dad dropped his pants when no one else was around and propositioned the guy for oral. Now granted, this guy and my ex were best friends since GRADE SCHOOL. So Reverend Dad had been around him since he was knee high to a grasshopper. And yet this 60-year-old man, who had called down judgment on “homos”, had the audacity to drop trou on a 20-year-old who had JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET and expect a blow-job.

    How do I know this? Because I was the first person the poor guy came to after he was traumatized by the sight of 65-year-old penis. I heard the message that Reverend Dad left on his voicemail after the poor guy ran from the house. “We don’t have to tell anyone about this. If anyone finds out, I swear I’ll blow my brains out.”

    And he had the weapons to do it, too. I never told another soul, out of respect for my ex and Reverend Dad’s wife.

    So any time I hear “Yiff in hell, furfag”, I replace it with “I shouldn’t like this, but I do. And if I convince myself enough that I hate it … hopefully some day I really will.”

    Let your flag fly. Life is short, real friends understand, and you could die tomorrow. So let your flag fly. =3

  28. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 10th, 2010

    @ Marx Dudek

    I could go on and on about such things. I originally hated furries with a burning passion. Now look at me, I’m offended when someone bans me solely because I’m wearing a furry avatar. (You know, contrary to popular belief, furries have human avatars too. You can just ask.)

    And yeah, at least that’s all your buddy got. Some of us were fortunate enough to get a broken jaw and a black eye, then get chased out of the house with a 12-gauge.

    But yeah, commander, we’ve got a shitload of inbound trolls, estimated impact location: your post.

  29. Little Lost Linden

    Aug 10th, 2010

    @ Sinead.

    Sinead O’Connor has some good music. I listen to it when I’m feeling a bit sensitve. Don’t tell anyone.

  30. Marx Dudek

    Aug 10th, 2010

    @Nelson Jenkins: I am about 65% furry, 35% human. So I hear ya.

  31. Marx Dudek

    Aug 10th, 2010

    When I’m not bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (literally), I look like this:


    (Although usually in sensible clothing.)

  32. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Aug 10th, 2010

    Pappy Enouch @ “/me puts up feet in jail cell, bribes guard for more cheese doodles (the feller who invented them done up and died, boo hoo) and enjoys folks pickin’ on somebody other than po’ sufferin’ hillbillies.”

    Quit your belly aching Pappy Enouch; everyone lost faith in you when we found out the fat hillbilly avatar is just a mask and in RL you are a hot European super model. You made a joke out of everyone into Bubba cyber Play. All the sad clown paintings and derelict pickup trucks in the world can’t save you now you fraud.

  33. Pussycat Catnap

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Well I’m a furry…

    But could we please get the spotlight off the XX-furs. I don’t care about gay or straight – but why is it always about yiff?

    I know for a fact that I’m not the only PG Fur out there. But it seems the world is absolutely obsessed with the furry sex-freaks, despite most of the adult content, to include hardcore violent or misogynistic adult content, being human-only.

  34. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 11th, 2010

    @ Pussycat Catnap


  35. Glenn Beck

    Aug 11th, 2010

    This is terrible, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who else was a yiffy gay furry?


  36. SlShapeshifter

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Pussycat: I don’t deny that there’s a lot of non-horny furs out there, but this is the Herald we’re talking about. You know, the Herald that said that there’s no non-sexual RP in Second Life.

  37. Yep

    Aug 11th, 2010

    I know Pussycat Catnap, There are always a few bad apples that spoil it for the rest of us.

    And Linden labs wonders why they are sinking and cannot attract any people with real money. Would you want your company name associated with the freaks above who are more than likely mostly free accounts?

  38. IntLibber is a bad joke

    Aug 11th, 2010

    PG furs are worse than Yiffy furs because yiffy furs don’t force everyone to conform to their system of belief or bitch that things aren’t yiffy enough for their standards.

  39. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 11th, 2010

    @ IntLibber is a bad joke


  40. had enough

    Aug 11th, 2010

    I bet this guy was a sl fur-fag too who would have appreciated the disgusting video’s above.


  41. Slayer

    Aug 11th, 2010

  42. Pappy Enoch

    Aug 11th, 2010

    @Glenn Beck, now we knows what Hitler were doin’ in that bunker in them final days befo’ them Rooskie T-34s rolled over his Nazi butt.

    Thank’ee fo’ that-there history lesson.

  43. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 11th, 2010

    @ had enough

    First of all, holy shit that’s old. 2005? Really? You couldn’t think of anything better?

    Second of all, that’s Mr. Hands (google Kenneth Pinyan), and no, he wasn’t a furry. Even ED “proves” that he’s not a furry.

  44. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Nelson Jenkins @”Second of all, that’s Mr. Hands (google Kenneth Pinyan), and no, he wasn’t a furry. Even ED “proves” that he’s not a furry.”

    You mean he wasn’t a True Furry (or Scotsman)


  45. Sylauxe

    Aug 11th, 2010

    There’s usually little historical record from the falling of civilizations. There’s rarely any historians around and glorious triumphs sell better than slow, drawn out deaths. This is it. This is what it looks like when a civilization is dieing.

  46. chrismignon McDonnell

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Thanks you for the bad image of the furry community,Only perverted are (furvert)

  47. Kiddoh

    Aug 12th, 2010

    Wow. Huskies can’t have tattoos, that’s just silly.

  48. Nelson Jenkins

    Aug 12th, 2010

    @ Kiddoh

    Never mind that they walk on two legs, have a raging sex drive for gay anal, and generally possess higher intelligence than your average SL player. Oh, and they can talk, too.

  49. Tattooed husky

    Aug 14th, 2010

    ^^ Huskies cant have many of features by the way…like big guns,2 cocks,wings,and other stuff too…

  50. Pussycat Catnap

    Aug 15th, 2010

    @IntLibber is a bad joke:

    I’ve never met a PG fur that tried to force anything on anyone. Met plenty of people on human-centric avatars that do.

    My gripe is not with the furries that want to go in their space and do their thing. Its with the people outside of the furry world that sit there on their Zindra poseballs in XXX-BDSM splooge clubs and RLV-leashes for Gorean pets…
    …and then point at furries and call us the ‘sex obsessed’ crowd…

    Everytime anyone writes anything about furries, its always about the yiff crowd. Even the ‘CSI’ episode (as in, not limited to SL) – but I’d say furries are on average no more obsessed with that than non-furries.

    So I just get a little bugged that the movie chosen for focus is ‘yet another yiff thing’…

    But I know I’m yelling into the wind on this one… :)

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