Code Slacker — Post 6 Pokémon
by Alphaville Herald on 06/10/10 at 10:58 am
[Several people IM'd me simultaneously the other day and said I needed to meet Code Slacker. Code then expressed an interest in posing for Post 6 and the rest is cartoon history. I have to say that Code is the nicest Pokémon I've ever had the privilege to work with, and that it is truly an honor to introduce to you this week's model, Code Slacker ~Timothy Morpork]
As you may have noticed, I’m a giant wild Pikachu (especially in bed 
. My hobbies vary, but usually when I’m not scripting, I’m around creeping girls out with remarks that even my parents would be ashamed of. I also happen to be very opinionated and act like a jerk to the stereotypical users of Second Life. Sometimes I feel bad for it but I guess it’s better than faking my personality to please others.
I hate SL police forces (especially the JLU), I hate CDS because it is so easily abused, I hated Emerald due to the people in charge of it, and I hate when people can’t take a look at themselves and laugh once in a while. I’m not that bad really, just a person you shouldn’t take very seriously.
As far as my programming abilities go, I’m nothing special. In fact, I’m probably considered terrible by asperger level standards. My preference for coding habits is readability over performance, but I do my best to try and implement a balance of both. I’m pro open source, but making some cash can be alright too. A pet peeve of mine is when scripters over price their services for things that are fairly easy to do. To be quite Frank I dislike when anyone takes advantage of someone else.
Other than that I’m not terribly interesting. Hope I entertained you a little. 
(My avatar was created by EpicGordon Broome, and the hats were made by the famous Rachel Breaker)
Edna
Oct 6th, 2010
Where are it’s perky breasts?
James Freud
Oct 6th, 2010
Slow fake news day at the fake news office.
Persephone Bolero
Oct 6th, 2010
What’s a more important online news story is that XKCD redid its online communities today. You’ll see the SL island has shrunk considerably.
woooot
Oct 6th, 2010
so i heard u liked mudkips…
II Singh
Oct 6th, 2010
Well, at least this time the cartoonishness of Second Life and the Post Six nonsense is recognized for what it is.
Kiddoh
Oct 6th, 2010
@James Freud:
In all honesty, I kinda see Post 6 as something a little extra. Like the funny page of a newspaper.
Also; Yay~, Code Slacker!
Emperor Norton hears a who?
Oct 6th, 2010
That’s bad that they can’t buy another skin and shape for Pixelteen.
Skye D.
Oct 6th, 2010
Awww…CUUUUUTE!
Miss J
Oct 6th, 2010
<3 nice pikachu is adorable
W
Oct 6th, 2010
I want that avatar so bad
Little Lost Linden
Oct 7th, 2010
That Pokémon is giving me PacMan Fever.
Scooby Doo
Oct 7th, 2010
Rirachu? Rhat rhe ruck’s a rirachu?
Darien Caldwell
Oct 7th, 2010
@ Scooby Doo
Thanks, you made me spit out my coffee.
Lila Corith
Oct 7th, 2010
LET’S GO ON ADVENTURES.
wtf
Oct 11th, 2010
you have permission to use that?