by Urizenus Sklar on 21/10/10 at 2:31 am
Special to the Herald
by Pat the Rat and Urizenus Sklar
Pat the Rat and I were sitting around doing shots of cough syrup with whippet chasers when Gene Simons called: "Uri baby, I need you to do a solid for me". "Sure thing Gino," I said, knowing full well that it was going to be one ghey-ass request.
"Uri, I want to put Anonymous in gaol because it crashed my interwebs information page and made my backside feel all tingley with butthurt." Or something to that effect.
Truth be told, I hate Gene but I owe him one for all those groupies he loaned me back in the 70s — back before I could get my own. I yanked the bottle of cough syrup from Pat’s clammy hands and told Pat s/he had a job. "Pat, we are going to infiltrate the 4chan party in Chicago and get photos of Anonymous. For Gene Simons!"
Pat looked at me incredulously: "Who is Gene Simons?"
Using our underground Herald contacts, we located the location of the 4chan party (sponsored, it seems, by Encyclopedia Dramatica and the Chicago based Lulzcast). And we got pics! (courtesy of Alexandre Lipscher (see lesetoilesnoir for more).