Shock! Uri Flaks for the Kremlin Again!

by Peter Ludlow on 11/12/10 at 3:29 pm

Soviet/4Chan conspiracy exposed.  Over 9000 memes and counting.

In this telling interview, Herald founder Urizenus Sklar reveals his connections with the sordid Anonymous, and by doing so on Russia TV…well.  Connect.  The.  Dots.  Clearly Prokofy Neva was right:  This is all part of the Kremlin/4Chan plot to take over the world, one meme at a time.  As Alyona points out, there are already over 9000 memes.  That is more than enough to instigate the worldwide revolution that Uri proclaims at the end of the interview.  But dudes, what is up with his eyes?

16 Responses to “Shock! Uri Flaks for the Kremlin Again!”

  1. Sinead McMillan

    Dec 11th, 2010

    druschba! comrade!

  2. had enough

    Dec 11th, 2010

    4chan’s fur-fags are supporting someone who is in jail for multiple counts of rape.
    Why is this not a surprise?

  3. II Singh

    Dec 12th, 2010

    okay here we go again go get HITLER-Tiger.

    Way too boring to do anything else here.

  4. Glenn Beck

    Dec 12th, 2010

    You know who else threw people in jail for talking?


  5. hobo kelly

    Dec 12th, 2010

    Oh Uri… now that you are the official head of Anon, may I please petition the Lord with prayer real quick like I reckon?

    Please oh please don’t have your legion squash me like a bug. I might be just a patriotic old hobo that dumps my tea in the harbour and all, but Im still good fer squeakin out a bit of lulz when I take my Geritol and all, as long as it pertains to that thar second life and not running cover fer someone filchin u.s. government dox…

    There bees bein enough churnin’ of secret plans and hidden agendas in and around that thar Blake Sea inSL every day to keep an old hobo like me busy rite nao…

    oh yeah and longcat is long…

  6. Rock Ramona

    Dec 12th, 2010

    script kiddies is what they are uri,script kiddies with a website oooooooo/meshivers …if you want real hackers i suggest you bark up another tree my friend or you will soon be lumped in with these 4 chan anon loozers…long live the leper messiah

  7. Yep

    Dec 12th, 2010

    Yep looks towards Nelson and whispers “Go getem Tiger.”

  8. Pappy Enoch

    Dec 12th, 2010

    Kin you get me one o’ them-thar Rookie gals, Uri?

  9. Pappy Enoch

    Dec 12th, 2010

    Rooskie gals…I means. She kin be a rookie if’n it come to that. I reckons I knows how to teach ‘em, and fresh wif no venerable diseases am good in my book. Git me three Natashas if’n you kin, ol pal.

  10. Johnny

    Dec 12th, 2010

    I’d love to think Peter was right about this being the start of a new wave of revolution, but I can’t see it. The hacktivists are good at sporadic attacks that can be transiently disruptive, but they don’t have the level of organisation needed for the sort of sustained campaign of activity that it takes to really change things.

    Malcolm Gladwell had a good piece about this in the New Yorker a couple of months ago:

  11. Tux

    Dec 12th, 2010

    Uri’s expressions speak louder than the words spoken. But (and its an important one) the likes of Anon and others are not centralised/coordinated enough to be classed as a political force. For a start not all hackivists have the same beliefs. And many have absolutely no political direction. That said, when a perceived injustice has occured then more and more bond with more force than ever before.
    I don’t know about elsewhere, but here in the UK the government have been and still are expanding taskforces to attempt to control these types of people. Unfortunately for them, as one is ‘busted’ ten more step up.
    Globally the powers that be are realising that freedom of information on the internet is a fast track method to their downfall. And because of this they have to get with the program and silence this ever increasing mass.
    Personally, I don’t want my door put through again. But what can you do? Here they constantly harrass you for unfortunate events that happened in the 80′s and 90′s, FFS (yes I am of pre-internet age). Still, I am flattered they still think I’ve got it – XD

    I say ‘Go have fun and make yourselves known!’

  12. Stroker Serpentine

    Dec 12th, 2010

    ScriptKiddies (TM) ;)

  13. A1A

    Dec 13th, 2010

    Give it a little more time. ICSA Labs, Symantec, US Military are working on this. ICSA works dark jobs for the military, Symantec has a billion dollar group behind their part. If the folks at 4 Chan and the Anon people think they are going to live unidentified, then they are dreaming. Godzilla is coming, you should actually start looking for cover.

  14. Reader

    Dec 13th, 2010


    Take this constructively:

    I bet you wish you could have done that interview over again. Not the best of your deliveries Professor; you came off kind of unsure or ill-prepared as demonstrated by being lost for words so-to-speak. Causal/casual observations are not your strong point pal. Came off like more of a promo kick-off for an upcoming book more than anything else.

    Just one persons observations mind you…so please take it in the proper context. But I know you see what I mean; you could have done a way better job Bro.


  15. FooE

    Dec 15th, 2010

    Early PN docu-drama:


  16. marilyn murphy

    Dec 16th, 2010

    whats a meme? oh and what is 4chan? if they do take over, will the wales be killed or something?

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