Nelson Jenkins — Post 6 Furry
by Alphaville Herald on 20/04/11 at 12:10 pm
[I do, contrary to popular opinion, occasionally read the comments, and when I saw that Nelson Jenkins volunteered himself to pose, and it was immediately seconded and thirded, I jumped at the opportunity to feature him. Nelson was charming and a pleasure to work with, and it is an honor to introduce him as this week's Post 6 Model ~Timothy Morpork]
There's not much to say in terms of an introduction, since I assume that if you're reading this, you already know me through SL or my comments here on AH. My Post 6 career is mostly spurred on by Timothy asking me if I want to take my clothes off, an opportunity I never refuse. However, I have suspicions that this might be some massive organized attempt for me to go one Post 6 without being able to critique and disapprove of the write-up and pictures, to which I say: you shall not prevail, for I already think that my own write-up will be horrid and I'll be sure to call it out later. (The pictures, on the other hand, I approve of.)
Now, ain't that nice? Right in the middle of downtown. One of Timothy's better works, if I do say so myself. Anyhow, a short bio, as if anyone cares: I created my first account, Peter Nelson, in November 2005. I switched over to Nelson Jenkins in August 2007 for reasons I'll let you theorize about. (Hint - Peter Nelson was not banned and I still log on from time to time with it for nostalgia and/or porn filming purposes.) I started a few businesses, the latest, longest, and most successful being Gentek Technologies. I used to sell random oddities - tornado sirens and attachments with lights for police cars to name a few - but now I focus on my flagship product, a fully-functional telephone network. I still sell older creations that people like, such as garage doors and whatnot, but most of my time is spent scripting the genPhone series, filming SL porn, and arguing on the internet.
Actually, no. I have never filmed any SL porn. In fact, I'm hardly a furry. My first furry avatar was purchased only because it was cuter and better-looking than any human avatar I could find. No, seriously - the day before I bought it, I commented to my friends that I don't have a problem with furries, except the ones that think they're part animals or are attracted to people who are (you know, all furries). I have gotten into several relationships with furries but people on the internet have either a bad attitude or a bad real life - both of which scare me away. So heads up guys, I'm single and, uh, ready, or whatever they put in those gay dating ads. In fact, how does this look for an ad picture?
Shows some skin (er... fur?) and a bit of a tease. Heck, I'd go out with him. Actually, speaking of avatars, I have several. (I stay away from the term "fursona" because it's typically associated with an individual character, and I only use my avatars for simple appearance, not any sort of storyline.) The snow leopard I'm showing off here is my main and various renditions of it have been my all-purpose avatars for the past few years. I also have arctic fox, red fox, cheetah, king cheetah, housecat, lynx, red panda, tiger, white tiger, and human avatars, each with male, female, transgender, and hermaphrodite versions, all with a formal, casual, lingerie/bikini, and nude outfit at a minimum. Needless to say, my Outfits folder is massive and I have a spending problem when it comes to buying avatars. However, all of the money is from my company income, so it helps reduce the amount that I cash out into PayPal (which ruins the SL economy, et cetera). Maybe a few months I'll do a shoot with another avatar. Suggestions, anyone?
When I look back at this write-up I wonder if I didn't put in enough humor - after all, boring biographies seem to be duds in the Post 6 world unless there's something horribly shocking. (See? Told you I'd have a problem with it!) Ah well, I try to pepper my comments with a bit of humor from time to time, so that should suffice. Or, of course, I could take my pants off...
... ah, that's better. Nothing like a naked guy for a Post 6 bombshell. A furry one, at that! Oh well, haters gonna hate. All I can say is that I had a great time doing the shoot and hope I don't ruin my reputation here with my small penis. See you around!
Yep
Apr 20th, 2011
YAY!!! Go getem Tiger
Orca Flotta
Apr 20th, 2011
\o/ YAY! \o/
A well rounded product again. Beautiful furry avie + nice shots + nice writeup. This is kinda what Post6 is all about isn’t it?
And the urban setting gives even a bit of atmosphere and sense of togetherness to it.
Glenn Beck
Apr 20th, 2011
You know who else celebrated 4/20?
…Hitler.
At least Hitler didn’t celebrate with furry porn.
Skye Donardson
Apr 20th, 2011
Rawr…what a sexy beastie you are!
Pappy Enoch
Apr 20th, 2011
OMG that thang am pink!
Go hump ‘em, Tiger! Hoo whee.
Emperor Norton hears a who?
Apr 20th, 2011
Glenn Beck @ “At least Hitler didn’t celebrate with furry porn.”
You forget about Hitler’s “special” friend Blondi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
Article includes picture of a NAKED Blondi being lead around on a LEASH by Hitler, so not safe for work.
(seriously guys, you know this is all just going to end with pants on our house pets in the Brawndo kind of world you are building)
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 20th, 2011
@ Emperor Norton hears a who?
It took me a few seconds to figure out that Blondi was not the woman and was, in fact, the dog.
Fortunately, in the Brawndo kind of world we are building, house pets won’t be the focus of our interest – instead, humans will split into “dominating” and “submissive” classes and the human sex slaves being traded around for their ritual bondage. Or so you would think from going around SL.
Yep
Apr 20th, 2011
“– instead, humans will split into “dominating” and “submissive” classes and the human sex slaves being traded around for their ritual bondage. Or so you would think from going around SL.”
http://www.thenewstribune.com/2011/04/20/1633565/tacoma-man-accused-of-assault.html
Nutty roleplayers…..
Oh noes
Apr 21st, 2011
Nelson, you knew walking into this that this would set you up to be flamed. So you’ve shown some balls on that, I must say.
But on the other hand, this is beyond creepy furfag porn.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 21st, 2011
@ Oh noes
No no, I could do some creepy furfag porn if you liked. This is just me with my pants off. I’ll save you the description of said creepy furfag porn, but suffice to say, it would probably not be to your tastes.
Although you seem to be the only person to have flamed me so far, and only having done so after a compliment.
Come on, someone’s gotta troll me. I need the highest comment count!
marilyn murphy
Apr 21st, 2011
so i am just kinda guessing here. you are not a furry but you wear furry stuff cuz it looks better but you are gay too?
i no im not the brightest bulb in that square cardboard thingy, so just wonderin if i got all that right?
Pappy Enoch
Apr 21st, 2011
@Nelson, don’t you fo’git: Brawndo am good fo’ you. It gots electro..erecto..election…um, good stuff what am good fo’ you.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 21st, 2011
@ marilyn murphy
I am, for all intents and purposes, a furry now – I don’t get involved in yiff often, I don’t have much of a fursona (if any), I don’t have any “artwork” of me, I would never set foot in a convention, and I do not own nor would I ever wear a fursuit, but hey… if it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and sounds like a cat, then it must be a cat.
For the record, I’ve been gay far longer than I’ve even known about the furry fandom. Ahh, back in junior high, when we all got naked in the locker rooms… bliss. (Actually, that sounds pretty creepy now.)
@ Pappy Enoch
Electrolytes. Since when did that movie get so popular? I thought it had a really limited showing.
had enough
Apr 21st, 2011
if it looks like a furfag, walks like a furfag,and sounds like a furfag, then it must be a furfag.
You enjoyed those lockerroom days didn’t you? http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=58680
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 21st, 2011
@ had enough
Been looking around my profile, I see?
Marx Dudek
Apr 21st, 2011
Congrats!
Oh noes
Apr 21st, 2011
@Nelson
Stating the obvious is not trolling. You’re a furry and a homosexual(Furfag).
It is also very creepy.
Also, why did you start outside, go inside and pull your pants off then walk outside again?
D.F.
Apr 21st, 2011
Furry but with human ween – tsk.
Pappy Enoch
Apr 21st, 2011
@Oh Noes
What am wrong wif that? He needed to leave his dang pantyloons sum’war. Hell, I sometimes gits home from the next county an realizes “I done forgot my pants at some gal’s trailer an’ I cain’t recollect her name now.”
@Nelson
That movie am a docudementary o’ real life. They just done did it early. It are pop’lar cause folks knows the truth when they sees it.
Now cut out all that-there fag-talk an’ speak like a real human-bein’ person or we’ll send you to face Rehabilitation Officer Beef Supreme for death by Munster-Truck.
Tarrah Egregor
Apr 21st, 2011
Looking good Nelson. You have me wishing I was a guy.
Really enjoyed this Post 6. Wish I had the opportunity to pose for something like this. I even have a couple of Furvatars if it’s a prequisite… Although in my favorite I’m so blond I practically lose most of my higher brain-functions.
Should I be worried that I knew Hitler’s favorite dog was called Blondi?
Luci
Apr 21st, 2011
Can I shoot him? Please, can I?
It isn´t illegal to shoot furries isn´t it?
durrhurr
Apr 21st, 2011
You guys are just jealous that furries look a million times better than the shitty ugly human default meshes do.
Furries aren’t creepy. People with child avs who use “kid speak” are the creepy ones, imo.
canis
Apr 21st, 2011
Human AVs all look like plastic robots with bad spray on tans. I have yet to see one that was in the least attractive to me in the least. How the humans reproduce in SL without a bag over thier partner’s entire body I will never know lol
For furries
Emperor Norton hears a who?
Apr 21st, 2011
Nelson @ “It took me a few seconds to figure out that Blondi was not the woman and was, in fact, the dog.”
The difference in your fuzzy butt point of view?
More from Wiki. It seem Hitler had the thing for mother – daughter acts.
“Before Blondi, Hitler had two German Shepherd dogs, a mother [born 1926] and daughter [born ca. 1930]- both named Blonda. ”
Shocking!
No wonder Geli Raubal shot herself and Eva Braun complained about loneliness. The bedroom just wasn’t were the action was when Hilter went looking for some lebensraum (if you know what I mean). If these two woman only had fur suits the world would be a different place.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 21st, 2011
@ Oh noes
As I already said, I’m hardly a furry and not a faggot, except in the eyes of homophobes such as yourself. My friends, family, and even people on the street either call me a normal person or a homosexual; not a faggot, who is the guy that hooks up on Craigslist for one-night-stands and dances around in silly half-naked costumes in Gay Pride parades.
@ D.F.
It’s unique. Every other feline furry in the world has a stereotypical PsiCorp feline dick. Snore.
@ Tarrah Egregor
Furries are rare in Post 6 (as are guys) so you would probably be better off posing as a human. I would have gone with my human avatar but I wouldn’t have gotten nearly as many trolls with it.
Pappy Enoch
Apr 21st, 2011
@durrhurr
The most creepified avatars of all am fake hillbillies who am RL supermodels who use fake hillbilly talk.
Shoot ‘em shoot ‘em kwik!
You knows who else were a fake Hillibilly?
Herman Goering’s dawg, Helga.
Bunjie
Apr 21st, 2011
@Nelson Jenkins
In the immortal words Bruce Forsyth, – “It’s nice to see you, to see you, nice!” – or perhaps one of my favorites:
“I’m the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here’s a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.”
Snickers
Apr 21st, 2011
That is one weird wooking weenie.
Oh noes
Apr 22nd, 2011
@Nelson
Fag or Faggot is considered a short term slang term for homosexual today. It’s been noted in the dictionary. Meaning abbreviating that way could be correct. I’m guessing you consider me a homophobe because I called you a homosexual? What would you guys rather be called now? There was a time when calling you that was the proper way to go.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 22nd, 2011
@ Oh noes
Faggot is not a synonym for homosexual, same way nigger is not a synonym for African-American or black. One is a derogatory insult, the other is a politically-correct reference. They are not interchangeable in most conversations. You are welcome to have your own opinion on homosexuals, and in turn, I ask that you allow me to have my own opinion on you.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 22nd, 2011
@ Oh noes
Apparently if I send this comment through unedited, it’ll have to await moderation, and in my experience that will take 2-4 months plus shipping.
F@ggot is not a synonym for homo5exual, same way n1gger is not a synonym for African-American or black. One is a derogatory insult, the other is a politically-correct reference. They are not interchangeable in most conversations. You are welcome to have your own opinion on homo5exuals, and in turn, I ask that you allow me to have my own opinion on you.
Yep
Apr 22nd, 2011
Go getem tiger
Senban Babii
Apr 22nd, 2011
@Bunjie
““I’m the joker full of jest, I play my cards close to my chest, but here’s a pair worth revealing, OK dollies, do your dealing.””
Hehe omg that brings back memories
Great write up, great avatar, great photos. I especially like the blue of your eyes in that first photo Nelson
As for his weewee. At first I thought it was a little odd that it appeared to be human rather than leopard (although I have to admit I have no idea what a leopard’s weewee even looks like and I’m reasonably grateful for that) but then I realised something.
I’d just read an article written by a leopard that stands upright and wears a suit. That kind of overshadows the colour of his weewee
Orca Flotta
Apr 22nd, 2011
Senban wrote (or writed, to make it sound more cute):
I’d just read an article written by a leopard that stands upright and wears a suit. That kind of overshadows the colour of his weewee
Exactly!
And isn’t it exactly that kind of avatar modability that makes SL such a funny and quirky place? I may like or dislike many avatar looks, but if that’s how a person feels like to represent themselves in SL, so be it. It came as a bit of a shocker having to see my old friend Ob as a plywood box or to see an otherwise excellent Fayette Eon with fugly elf ears and a bad writeup … and I mocked her for it. That’s what we do in these comments. Still I applaud both of them, and all other Post 6 models, for stepping up and volunteering to be victimised by the style mafia.
On the other hand calling someone a furfag is going a step too far and has nothing to do with the Post 6. Nelson’s sexuality wasn’t mentioned in his writeup and had nothing to do with the Post 6.
Judge what you see and read here, not what you think of the models in other aspects.
Orca Flotta
Apr 22nd, 2011
Oh, another word about our favourite avatars, the human shape:
Sure, I prefer the human avie over all the others but let’s have a look at the average SLer. Aren’t our heads a bit too big, aren’t our necks creepily long and thin, aren’t our arms attached in a very robotic way?
So even the most prettyful top model in SL is more of a toon than a truly believable recreation of a human being.
Orca Flotta
Apr 22nd, 2011
Eish … I’m forgetful today
About Nelson’s weener I think it’s perfectly normal for it to have a normal skin colour. Not that pinkish probably but still a skin tone. You know the white fur with black spots is just that, a fur, not the skin. Never seen a leopard’s weener neither but usually mammals have fur AROUND the penis, not ON it. So Nelson’s noodly appendage makes as much or even more sense as anything in SL makes sense.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 22nd, 2011
@ Orca Flotta
Actually, if you read [between] the lines, it does mention I’m gay, but it wasn’t a major talking point in the write-up. And again, I only really chose the human peen because the feline ones are kind of creepy and heavily overused. Plus the human one I can show off without getting a boner – feline one is always hidden while soft. Now you know! And knowing is half the battle.
Reader
Apr 22nd, 2011
Nelson you need therapy.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 22nd, 2011
@ Reader
For what?
I already have regular visits with a shrink for an unrelated mental disorder, which is more work-related than anything involving Second Life.
Persephone Bolero
Apr 22nd, 2011
@Nelson
“I already have regular visits with a shrink for an unrelated mental disorder”
TMI alert.
Yep
Apr 22nd, 2011
I was expecting Nelson to have a red rocket instead of a flesh colored thingy.
Emperor Norton hears a who?
Apr 22nd, 2011
Persephone Bolero @ “TMI alert.”
You know this is not going to stop Nelson.
Moments like this is when we all feel like James Bond when the villain comes in petting the cat and saying “before I kill you, I would like to tell you my life story,..” You just want the villain to flip the on switch on the laser and get it over with.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 22nd, 2011
@ Persephone Bolero
Oh, sorry, I thought he was a qualified psychiatrist too, since he seemed to have diagnosed me with some sort of mental disorder. He just seemed to give off that vibe that he knows everything about the human brain.
Oh noes
Apr 23rd, 2011
@Nelson
“…I only really chose the human peen because the feline ones are kind of creepy..”
Yeah, that’s the creepy part alright.
had enough
Apr 23rd, 2011
furfags are creepy why not change the story to nelsons creepy cock. fuckin furfags.
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 23rd, 2011
@ Oh noes
The creepy part is where I chose not to be creepy?
I’d like to speak to your manager, please, the trolling I received is sub-par.
Oh noes
Apr 23rd, 2011
@Neslon
My manager isn’t in right now, and I am sorry to inform you we don’t serve your kind here at Troll-mart.
Tesseract Toxx
Apr 24th, 2011
Where are all the post 6 tinies?
Nelson Jenkins
Apr 24th, 2011
@ Oh noes
Damn, you just missed out on a good “you got served” joke.
@ Tesseract Toxx
Oh, christ, here we go…
Edna
Apr 25th, 2011
Really? A squirrel with a big human dick and this is the guy who blows me all kinds of homophobic nonsense about my avatar? Go figure.