Black Cloud: “Brutal and Long Lasting” Mafia Wars Coming

by Pixeleen Mistral on 19/05/11 at 3:20 am

I had just stepped off the plane on my way back to the Herald offices in Jessie sim after several weeks of intensive training on "The Bonnie Situation" - the newest Herald racing yacht - when my iMojowire 4 started buzzing. There was breaking news from a mysterious source who calls himself  "The Black Cloud".

If my anonymous source was to be believed, a Second Life mafia war could be imminent. But in the hall of mirrors that is teh interwebs, who can you trust? Was the Black Cloud's note legitimate - or had overexposure to Porkrind Neva's constant Google bombing and multi-syllabic gibberish corroded another poor soul's ability to think rationally?

GLE 3
The Wrong Hands chat with Green Lantern Excelsior - and I make a new e-friend

Normally I would have shrugged it all off, but the Justice League Unlimited had been unusually active over the the last few days, and Green Lantern Excelsior was spotted chatting up the The Wrong Hands faction at their base in Revolution sim.

I arrived too late to witness the entire JLU/TWH tête-à-tête first hand, but when Green Lantern Excelsior accepted my friendship request I knew the situation was more than serious. A close reading of the Black Cloud's warning only confirmed my worst fears:

As of me writing this email to you I will remain anonymous, if you release my email address to anyone we shall issue a warning shot against you. Be warned.

Nicholas Mafia & Stracci Famiglia, the newer alliance to hit SL are being targeted by a Mafia you claimed was killed out by 187, The family group we gave to DD was indeed an actual dummy group (Referring to your cover on the 187 vs. Carona Mafia war). We are back after months of preparation and now we have Stracci and Nicholas joint in a corner crying over youtube comments and constatly IMing us in SecondLife trying to troll their way out, We also included an Anonymous friend in this tiff to help shake things up a little, A further group whom you are familiar with are working behind the scenes too.

The attacks to come are going to be brutal and long lasting, we will hit with not only SL attacks but expose those of the groups and take down their websites with either defacement, DDOS and not forgetting infecting download links on their blogs/sites. The Sherlock database which Cal developed to grab peoples IP's which is currently being used to expose innocent SL residents is also being targeted and WILL be found, Cal tried to laugh this situation off but we know he isn't laughing because they're now sat adding people on facebook trying hopelessly to get our RL info.

We are a Real Life group as well as SecondLife now and will stop at nothing,

We will not stop,
Until your will breaks.
We will not slow down,
Until you can no longer run.
We will have no mercy,
Until you cry out for it.

And stop twisting the fucking truth, it gives you no right of way past the wrath of your committed sins, Pixeleen.

84 Responses to “Black Cloud: “Brutal and Long Lasting” Mafia Wars Coming”

  1. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 23rd, 2011

    I think “Anon Black Cloud” left out a bit on his last comment..
    It looks like it should have ended:-

    “BUAW HAWHAWHAW, HAW, HAW…HAWwwww”

  2. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 23rd, 2011

    You have to wonder what his email address might be, considering the gravity of the threat against it’s release.
    I guess setting up “anonblackcloud@gmail.com” to protect his own identity would have required a bit too much intelligence.

    Anyway, I bet it was something like “fluffybunikins@pinkflamenco.com”

    amiright Pix?

  3. hobo kelly

    May 23rd, 2011

    none of you are trying hard enough – time to knock it up a notch…

  4. Anonymous

    May 23rd, 2011

    No one in Anonymous acts as a whole ? AmIrite, so you yourself cant claim to be a member of anonymous because there is no membership.

    As for some new fags I own you all, and I will see that those who deserve a good ass kicking in SL get it and those who don’t wont NUFF SAID.

    The people on my Kill List are Skills Hak, and all his content creators friends that suck his dic* Nuff Said?

  5. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 23rd, 2011

    @ Hobo

    Do you think i should bring up his total lack of poetic writing ability?
    Or would that be going TOO far?

  6. IntLibber

    May 23rd, 2011

    So where’s all this crazy mafia action we were promised? Seen jack and shit from 187 so far. They must be waiting til mummy and daddy are out of town for the weekend to really do their worst….

  7. Nelson Jenkins

    May 23rd, 2011

    @ At0m0 Beerbaum

    Who are you to say who I am?

  8. Reader

    May 23rd, 2011

    What IntLibber said

  9. DD Ra

    May 23rd, 2011

    Mafia wars are no more on SL now…

    … now it’s a Facebook game.

    ^_^

  10. GG3

    May 24th, 2011

    *Fart*

  11. hobo kelly

    May 24th, 2011

    ooooh, it wasn’t gas. too bad. now go clean up. meanwhile, over on the RAVENGLASS sim, in the Southeast corner, there is a new Soviet Woodbury build with glorious red flags flying, and a big monument like thing, and up on top… is a giant clenched fist symbolizing how the motherland rid herself of its crippling Prokofy energy. and you know what? its free to copy! southeast corner…

  12. Yep

    May 24th, 2011

    Getem Tiger :P

  13. Paul

    May 24th, 2011

    @ hobo

    Could you imagine what it would be like to be the kind of person who regarded erecting a build to annoy a grumpy old lady as a day well spent and a job well done?

  14. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    May 24th, 2011

    Paul @ “Could you imagine what it would be like to be the kind of person who regarded erecting a build to annoy a grumpy old lady as a day well spent and a job well done?”

    Yes, and considering just being alive is enough to offend Prok most days that sounds that person is working far to hard.

    Goes to prove that most men don’t think when they have an erection at a woman.

  15. Mystic

    May 24th, 2011

    I think there needs to be a bit more information with these “brutal and long lasting” mafia wars such as:

    - Do we need a hallpass to view?
    - Is this an afterschool club?
    - Does it take place on the school playground?
    - Will there be chaperones?
    - Can we use stolen lunch money to buy snacks?

  16. Paul

    May 24th, 2011

    @Emperor.

    yep. And the next thing you know, people will think that making Gene Simmon’s web page wobble for an hour constitutes aggressive and effective social protest.

  17. Henry Darkthief

    May 24th, 2011

    Mafia? Oh noes!! Orgy-nized crime!!

    Looks like a job for the Justice League!!

    *laughs*

  18. At0m0 Beerbaum

    May 25th, 2011

    @Nelson

    There is no membership, it’s just like people claiming to be a leader of anonymous or a spokesperson.

    there are no official positions.

    Which is why you just lost the game.

  19. Senban Babii

    May 25th, 2011

    @Hobo Kelly
    “meanwhile, over on the RAVENGLASS sim, in the Southeast corner, there is a new Soviet Woodbury build with glorious red flags flying, and a big monument like thing, and up on top… is a giant clenched fist symbolizing how the motherland rid herself of its crippling Prokofy energy. and you know what? its free to copy! southeast corner…”

    I didn’t believe this so I went to see for myself. Within moments of taking a copy my Linden balance was in six figures, Brad Pitt was offering to make movie star secks at me and my hayfever cleared up.

    Gods bless you Soviet Woodbury! Gods bless you say I!

    /me wipes away a proud tear

  20. hobo kelly

    May 25th, 2011

    wow, my copy of the Ravenglass Soviet Fist is kinda dumb looking and just sits there.

  21. Senban Babii

    May 25th, 2011

    @Hobo Kelly

    You need to make the magic symbols over it with your hands to activate it otherwise it’s just this sort of big hand thing. Upon activation it changes unto its true form and begins to work properly.

    Hey wait! I just realised! I mistook the map coordinates for my Linden balance, I’m actually Angelina Jolie and so Brad Pitt makes movie star secks at me nightly and my hayfever cleared up because I’d just taken Piriteze!

    This isn’t a magic fist at all! It’s just a big sort of hand-shaped thing with no special powers at all :’(

    My faith it leaves me.

  22. hobo kelly

    May 25th, 2011

    Yeah well, if it had been a Crazy Cat Lady Talking Hand Puppet that someone had left just sitting around for someone to take a copy of, that would have been a whole different story…

  23. GG3

    May 26th, 2011

    Does it work well with a popgun?
    :)

  24. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    May 26th, 2011

    Well so far the snark about this Mafia war has been brutal and long lasting. When is the WWJGd (What Would John Gotti Do?)) start? Someone griefed outside a Bay City steak house, permanently AFK avatars camping on the cement block prims at the bottom of Blake’s Sea. Let’s see some of that already.

  25. Reader

    May 26th, 2011

    What Norton said!

    Oh and this:

    You know who would be a funny faggot?
    Ralph Kramden and Emperor Norton!

    Ralph Kramden leaning out the window and:
    “Norton! Come on down, I wanna show you somethin’!”

    “Ralphie-boy, whaddaya say there pal of mine ?”

    “You know Norton, I’ve been watching you.

    And I know you’ve been watching me.
    You watch me! I know!”

    “So, Ralph, what are you gettin’ at?”

    “Norton, my friend!
    How would you like to fuck me up the ass?”

    “I know you wanna fuck me, Norton!”

    “And you know that I know that you know
    that I know that you wanna fuck me!”

    “Now I’m gonna bend over,
    and when I do, start fuckin’!”

    “Here I go !”

    “Way to go there, Ralphie-boy!”

  26. Newfag

    May 27th, 2011

    Anon Black Cloud aka Cal Koray

  27. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 30th, 2011

    From Twitter:-

    “@AnonBlackCloud
    AnonBlackCloud
    http://alphavilleherald.com/ – I scared a secondlife news site trollolol
    20 May via web”

    I guess by looking at the comments here we are all pissing our pants in fear.

  28. Another Idiot

    Jun 13th, 2011

    Good grief! I can’t believe I read this article AND all of the comments. I clearly deserve the title of Another Idiot.

  29. lawl

    Jun 20th, 2011

    Someone should send this blackclaw fella a copy of ‘trolling for dummies’. Tho seeing some random idiot claiming to have ‘scared’ people ‘trololololol’ and in doing such prove to the internet that they have no clue what the word tolling even means, fills me with glee.
    So I applaud this. MOAR, plz!

  30. ripitup

    Jul 3rd, 2011

    LULz@ the scary blackclaw guy AKA cal, go checkout BLOGSPOT THE LIST, for RL piccys of these scary schoolies, made my day

  31. R. Roizman

    Jul 12th, 2011

    Okay, I respect all groups in secondlife equally no matter what their nature.

    But why are groups like these consistantly being called a mafia.

    Usually, their methods of activity are DOS attacks, hacking, griefing and trolling and making others look bad.

    A real mafia would do mafialistic type of things.

  32. Jimmy "Donuts" DiNelli

    Jul 12th, 2011

    Evidently you guts no idears what cosa nostra is up to these days. Were into alla dat high tech shit, dats where da money is at: whores, gambling, robbin banks, you name it, we do it all on teh interwebz deez days. Lot less chance of gettin wacked dat way.

  33. grinch

    Jul 19th, 2011

    Actually the truth is Junior and 187 had their asses handed to them by us many many times, this so called mafia war must be between less than 4 people. How many times did poor juniors site get rickrolled? Was it the PN? was it the goons? Was it niel? Was it all the above?
    …………Just ask Junior

  34. M Delorenzo

    Dec 21st, 2011

    Oh the days of TSO and SL Mafia Gotta love it “KNOW WHAT IM SAYINGZ” lol

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