Black Cloud: “Brutal and Long Lasting” Mafia Wars Coming

by Pixeleen Mistral on 19/05/11 at 3:20 am

I had just stepped off the plane on my way back to the Herald offices in Jessie sim after several weeks of intensive training on "The Bonnie Situation" - the newest Herald racing yacht - when my iMojowire 4 started buzzing. There was breaking news from a mysterious source who calls himself  "The Black Cloud".

If my anonymous source was to be believed, a Second Life mafia war could be imminent. But in the hall of mirrors that is teh interwebs, who can you trust? Was the Black Cloud's note legitimate - or had overexposure to Porkrind Neva's constant Google bombing and multi-syllabic gibberish corroded another poor soul's ability to think rationally?

The Wrong Hands chat with Green Lantern Excelsior - and I make a new e-friend

Normally I would have shrugged it all off, but the Justice League Unlimited had been unusually active over the the last few days, and Green Lantern Excelsior was spotted chatting up the The Wrong Hands faction at their base in Revolution sim.

I arrived too late to witness the entire JLU/TWH tête-à-tête first hand, but when Green Lantern Excelsior accepted my friendship request I knew the situation was more than serious. A close reading of the Black Cloud's warning only confirmed my worst fears:

As of me writing this email to you I will remain anonymous, if you release my email address to anyone we shall issue a warning shot against you. Be warned.

Nicholas Mafia & Stracci Famiglia, the newer alliance to hit SL are being targeted by a Mafia you claimed was killed out by 187, The family group we gave to DD was indeed an actual dummy group (Referring to your cover on the 187 vs. Carona Mafia war). We are back after months of preparation and now we have Stracci and Nicholas joint in a corner crying over youtube comments and constatly IMing us in SecondLife trying to troll their way out, We also included an Anonymous friend in this tiff to help shake things up a little, A further group whom you are familiar with are working behind the scenes too.

The attacks to come are going to be brutal and long lasting, we will hit with not only SL attacks but expose those of the groups and take down their websites with either defacement, DDOS and not forgetting infecting download links on their blogs/sites. The Sherlock database which Cal developed to grab peoples IP's which is currently being used to expose innocent SL residents is also being targeted and WILL be found, Cal tried to laugh this situation off but we know he isn't laughing because they're now sat adding people on facebook trying hopelessly to get our RL info.

We are a Real Life group as well as SecondLife now and will stop at nothing,

We will not stop,
Until your will breaks.
We will not slow down,
Until you can no longer run.
We will have no mercy,
Until you cry out for it.

And stop twisting the fucking truth, it gives you no right of way past the wrath of your committed sins, Pixeleen.

84 Responses to “Black Cloud: “Brutal and Long Lasting” Mafia Wars Coming”

  1. Trinity Dejavu

    May 19th, 2011

    Sometimes I wish I had an interesting life, but then I read about yours and it’s enough :P More pictures would be nice though.

  2. Nelson Jenkins

    May 19th, 2011

    Can we please get over this Second Life mafia shit? Please?

    I had some dipshit group try to come into my city and ruin the place with their boring, incompatible bullshit. None of them followed the rules and believed if I banned them, their leaders would come back and grief us.

    It’s been 2 months and we haven’t been taken down once. In fact, when we banned them, our near-hourly crashes went down to maybe once a week, if that.

    So, y’know, just saying, but publicizing this childish turf war just makes them happier and drives their whole “I want to be king dipshit” mentality.

  3. Senban Babii

    May 19th, 2011

    So GLE is now a member of the Wrong Hands? Or was he in fact secretly a member all along and Haruhi Thespian only *thought* she was the mole, a patsy set up to protect the deep cover moles?

    This is the internet. You can’t prove it won’t happen.

  4. JustMe

    May 19th, 2011

    GLEE yes

    GLE no

  5. Ajax Manatiso

    May 19th, 2011

    “The attacks to come are going to be brutal ”

    like 2 12 year old girls in an insult fight

    The script kiddies are so lame and ineffectual — but since the teen grid was merged with SL, you will get these “brutal mafia wars” otherwise known as drama-queening

  6. Say Wut?

    May 19th, 2011

    “To mafia or not to mafia, that is the question?

    Whether ’tis nobler in the delusional mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous claims or simple cum in the eye fantasy-faps,
    Or to take arms against a sea of I’m not getting enough attention ova here,
    And by opposing end them, once and for all?”

    This twisto-facts blog story smacks of more Cal is bored and Pix is helping BS. Can’t these lame tarts make up their minds if they are Nicholas Mafia or not? Seems all too repetitive.


  7. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    May 19th, 2011

    While I know women don’t exist on the Internets, they do exist in quite abundant numbers in this magical place known as real life. What is really curious to a Second Life resident is the vast majority of the women in real life aren’t lesbians and shockingly prefer men as sexual partners!

    May I suggest these Mafia members they turn off their computers, seek out these real life women, get laid and stop boring us with your never ending drama.

    Nelson Jenkins@ “Can we please get over this Second Life mafia shit? Please?”

    Do it for the furs if anything!

  8. ryokashi

    May 19th, 2011

    hi im in the picture virtual mafias are dumb bye

  9. sylauxe

    May 19th, 2011

    You come to me on this, the day of my age playing daughter’s wedding to a 12-foot tall lactating muscle woman, and ask me to grief a man I do not know?

  10. Violare

    May 19th, 2011

    Gee, the “Brutal and Long Lasting” got my full attention. I hunger for the good old killing days of yore, so a mafia full scale war would be most interesting. I do hope all members involved stick to fairly fair warfare, and not sink to the…umm…depths of griefing that get us alllll banned. That, it seems is too much to ask for. Too bad.

  11. Yep

    May 19th, 2011

    Go getem Tiger :P

  12. Oh noes

    May 19th, 2011



    Wait, I forgot. This is a virtual game and the majority of you are balding 40 year olds sitting at home sneaking in “mafia badass time” while your kids are at school and your wife is at work.

  13. sylauxe

    May 19th, 2011

    I have literally never seen one of these mafia dudes or heard of their exploits and i hang out with a p. bad crowd (5th street dirty diapa’s represent), so idk what the big deal is but then again i heard the rapture’s suppose to be on the 21st or something so maybe that’s what this is abouit????

  14. hobo kelly

    May 19th, 2011

    Is this some kind of twisted Publicity Stunt for that new dorky GREEN LANTERN movie coming out soon? That Movie will kill the Lanterns in SL like the new Star Trek movie killed the Trek community. So fly, fly while you can GLE, put the ring on and start glowing green or whatever you do, and while you’re at it, go get Venkman and haul his ass up to about 50,000 feet and shove a Sensations Kriptonite dildo up his ass and stand by for lulz…

  15. Tux

    May 20th, 2011

    Both GLE and Vagabond was present at TWH meeting. Interestingly the hand of friendship was extended. With or without Kalels knowledge, who knows. But it was a lengthy visit which resulted well.

    On another note, Nicholas are kicking themselves for slipping up and accidentally revealing themselves as owners of the list. A blog claiming to dox many residents. Although much of the data is incorrect, the mafia’s stupidity was shown as they revealed themselves. Deleting their post as it happened, but not before a screen capture!

    I would recommend before claiming Anonymous you think who you are messing with. Jumping on bandwagons only makes it all the more funny when you fall off. And you guys really face planted into the dirt hard.


  16. Brandini

    May 20th, 2011

    You want scary? There is a big tit bimbo inworld who if you piss her off will buy up every sim in your estate/region and then default on them all at once on your LL due day, crashing you so hard you have to fork out tons of usd to keep them afloat since you cant re-rent them all fast enough to recover your lost tier.
    This isn’t just a “one only” sim experience I’ve heard, rather she will rent many sims or rent every lot on them if you own a group of sims and fuck you over. Imagine having to cough up USD pay on say 20 rented sims all at once when all the free alt accounts abandon your land on your LL tier payday at once. Ouch.
    That is a mafia bitch. These guys mentioned here could take lessons.

  17. Yep

    May 20th, 2011

    “You want scary? ”

    An action such as this would require many USD. Mmmm I hope vengeance was a nice tasting vintage.

  18. sylauxe

    May 20th, 2011

    Not gonna lie, im p. proud of the fast and the furious 2: tokyo yift as a nickname

  19. hobo kelly

    May 20th, 2011

    You want scary? Someone has taken the vehicle script out of one of those damned cars or trucks that infest the mainland bumping into things and people, and they have put it into a Giant Proky Head, and now someone is launching giant Proky heads out to go roaming the mainland bashing into things. I didnt believe it at first but I saw one go by and I tried to turn around and get a picture, but I crashed trying to cross the sim border. rats.

  20. Anonymous

    May 20th, 2011

    Fuck Second Life…

    Just make sure to fuck up Skills Hak, and every Content creator using his anti theft system, Rip their stores, torrent it, and I am happy, lets payback everyone who has shit coming.

    Rule 53.5
    Rule 7

  21. Anonymous

    May 20th, 2011

    @ Nelson

    Lulz dont ever fuck with me, Just try and ban me, Call Linden Lab on me fuck if I care cuz I can fuck you & all your friends up so hard your momma will be cryin, and I am over 9000x Worse than any griefer.

    I have been fuckin with people in SL since the dawn of time, and slowly fuckin up every content dev in SL leakin their shit who is violating our privacy with Skills Hak, or Zfire.

    So enjoy.

    ~The Manifesto~

  22. lulzy

    May 20th, 2011


    Sony got fuckin owned, and I am glad they got hacked they deserved it violation of rule 14 of the internetz );

  23. Pappy Enoch

    May 20th, 2011

    @hobo: Floatin’ heads skeers me.

    I just saw a funny ol’ movie with a floatin’ head in it. I recollect this here line:

    “The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.”

    Now you tell me: Am Porkrind Neva a-tryin’ to bekum a god?

  24. MattyK Snowpaw

    May 20th, 2011

    …Ohh look, more Mafia.
    This never gets old, I swear. The day a “Mafia” member manages to cross the street on Genesis Prime WITHOUT getting run over by the supposedly ‘hazardous’ traffic or falling to their deaths may actually be the day when we actually have to engage them in llDamage Combat for once.
    Until then, keep the shit flying, Pixleen, it’s been two months and still nothing interesting here ever gets done besides Cayce’s occasional Reports.

  25. Anon

    May 20th, 2011

    @Tux – LOL, it’s called “surveillance”.

    @MattyK, Cayce’s reports are the one thing worth reading here. If he ever goes over to Krypton Radio instead, the Herald is done. I hope he’s being well paid.

  26. Prime Mover

    May 20th, 2011

    Looks like Pix arranged this whole photo op to try to get the League to help her. HAHAHA!! Snort.

    The mafia war could take out TWH where the League couldn’t. Let ‘em burn.

  27. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    May 20th, 2011

    sylauxe @ “You come to me on this, the day of my age playing daughter’s wedding to a 12-foot tall lactating muscle woman, and ask me to grief a man I do not know?”

    sylauxe just won teh internetz for the day with this one.

  28. ryokashi

    May 20th, 2011

    and yeah pix you showed up late, but vagabond carter was there along with GLE. it was actually a fairly nice little meeting.

  29. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 20th, 2011

    Mafia’s are fun, but i broke my last one.

  30. IntLibber

    May 20th, 2011

    LOL 187, nobodies. Have to say the combination of TWH and Nicholaz is impossible to beat. Even the JLU cries for mercy, the G-team is no more, Emerald is banned, RedZone, banned…. and what again is 187′s record? Nothing…. The oddsmakers can call this one pretty easily.

  31. Anon

    May 20th, 2011

    @Intblubber, LOL – show me where the JLU “cries for mercy”. If they’re in such bad shape, why did TWH want to try to hide behind them and get a photo-op implying the JLU was supporting them?

    Nicholas Mafia collapsed, Woodbury collapsed, and Pixeleen’s obviously terrified, or why do it?

  32. GreenLantern Excelsior

    May 20th, 2011

    @ Senban: “So GLE is now a member of the Wrong Hands?”

    Very funny. Vagabond and I were invited to visit, so we did. I was wearing a tag from my group The Green Lanterns, not JLU, and was interested to see their sim. I had been banned since those sims were created, and was only unbanned a few minutes before they TPed me in. It’s actually a very nice-looking sim – kudos to the builder.

    So this unnamed mafia group that was supposed to have been killed off in the past is now planning to target two other mafia groups? Would it be possible to write some stories about that conflict, like the Herald used to do for the SL military battles? I don’t believe in defacing and DDOSing people’s RL websites, because that’s against the law, but details of epic battles and campaigns might make for some interesting reading.

  33. Imnotgoing Sideways

    May 20th, 2011

    Ooh, do we get put on a list for posting in this thread? =^-^=

  34. Senban Babii

    May 20th, 2011

    @GreenLantern Excelsior
    “@ Senban: “So GLE is now a member of the Wrong Hands?”

    Very funny. Vagabond and I were invited to visit, so we did. I was wearing a tag from my group The Green Lanterns, not JLU, and was interested to see their sim. I had been banned since those sims were created, and was only unbanned a few minutes before they TPed me in. It’s actually a very nice-looking sim – kudos to the builder.”

    Don’t take life so seriously cupcake <3

    It was just a little fun based on all that mad stuff from a couple of years back. I don't care one way or the other because I'm not involved in SL anymore. It was just some gentle ribbing, smile, it's fun :)

  35. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    May 20th, 2011

    Anon @ “Nicholas Mafia collapsed, Woodbury collapsed, and Pixeleen’s obviously terrified, or why do it?”

    So we’re really talking about Linden Lab?

  36. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 20th, 2011


    I really don’t think that Krypton Radio and the Herald are in competition.

    Krypton Radio is a JLU e-fanzine where any comment contrary to the JLU or their views is blocked, thus giving only a one sided, heavily censored, almost propagandist commentary.

    The Herald is a “muck raking” and “sensationalist” e-tabloid that gently (okay, not so gently) gives the one finger salute to those in authority, or who would be in authority, with absolutely no censorship on comments.

    I really can’t see any common ground, can you?

  37. AnonBlackCloud

    May 20th, 2011

    Well, this has been rather fun.. See how the media can be so easily manipulated to send out the story you want them to send out? Was good doing business Pixeleen, feel free to keep reporting on the upcoming events.

    To those of you who said this will be interesting, we will make sure you get the interest in which you seek.

  38. Yep

    May 20th, 2011

    “@ Nelson

    Lulz dont ever fuck with me, Just try and ban me, Call Linden Lab on me fuck if I care cuz I can fuck you & all your friends up so hard your momma will be cryin, and I am over 9000x Worse than any griefer.”

    Wow Tiger made another friend in school today :P

  39. SlShapeshifter

    May 20th, 2011

    bluh bluh

    I don’t mind if you wave your death-dealing pricks at each other, but could you please do it where you won’t annoy or inconvience your fellow man? It would make everyone’s lives so much easier.

  40. Nelson Jenkins

    May 21st, 2011

    @ AnonBlackCloud

    As an ex-member of Anonymous, I assure you that anyone who claims to “represent” them is usually full of shit. For that reason, I invite you to give us this interest that you speak of. Go over to /b/ and try to make a personal army thread, I’m sure they’ll take kindly to your request.

    “No! I must kill the cancer” AnonBlackCloud shouted
    The radio said “No, Anon. You are the cancer”
    And then Anon was a newfag.

  41. At0m0 Beerbaum

    May 21st, 2011

    This is absolutely fucking retarded.

  42. GG3

    May 21st, 2011


  43. GG3

    May 21st, 2011

    Looks like the fap wars-, sorry mafia wars will continue?

  44. paul

    May 21st, 2011

    lol these mafia/anon/griefer people seriously have no life

  45. GG3

    May 21st, 2011

    Majority of people don’t have lives on Second Life :)
    This is hilarious and better than a cinema movie

  46. At0m0 Beerbaum

    May 22nd, 2011


    you arent anonymous. never were, but you are right, people who claim to represent anonymous are glory seeking assholes who want attention and want to look like they’re the ultimate badasses, when they come off as flaky little autistic morons.

  47. paul

    May 23rd, 2011


    “come off as”?? or “are”??

  48. At0m0 Beerbaum

    May 23rd, 2011


    little bit of column a and a little bit of column b.

  49. D.F.

    May 23rd, 2011

    @ AtOmO
    Nelson never was anonymous? How would you know, if he was anonymous…? Isn’t the whole thing with anonymous, that you dont know who people are?

  50. Suomynona

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hah! I’m so anonymous even I don’t know who I am.

    Can any of you beat that?

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