Shocking ‘Man-of-Steel’ Incident Mars SL SciFi Convention
by Pixeleen Mistral on 24/07/11 at 9:13 pm
Kalel "Steely Dan" Venkman griefed with his own path light prims
I'm not sure why anyone would think it was a good idea to invite the Justice League Unlimited to the Second Life Science Fiction Convention 4 held earlier this month - and further compound the problem by placing the JLU plot directly next to the Bronyville exhibit.
JLU members chatted up Bronyville fans
The JLU are well-known for attracting trouble as their supposedly anti-griefer roleplay invites opposing factions to troll the virtual superheros for a super over-reaction. But someone with a wicked sense of the surreal did place the JLU and Twinkie Swizzle's Bronyviile plots side-by-side, causing predictable drama - or lulz - depending on your perspective.
Kalel Venkman - a man of steel with super powers?
It seems an unfortunate incident involving Viagra-style path light enhancements to Kalel Venkman's superman avatar at the convention sim may account for recent uptick in paranoid gibberish at Kalel's Krypton Radio blog. Krypton Radio has emerged as exactly the sort of blog you would expect from victims of toxic immersion in comic-book culture - a site where a roiling electrical storm of conspiracy theories are treated as gospel and Kalel's sock puppets reign supreme.
If Michele Bachmann played Second Life she would feel right at home in the JLU - and express outrage that pictures of the man of steel with one of his own path light prims strategically placed have been circulating. But look on the bright side. Venkman's services should be in high demand in the Zindra regions of Second Life as word of his super powers spread.
Is Kalel a Steely Dan fan - or is he just happy to see someone to Abuse Report?
Despite the enhanced reputation for crime fighting Venkman will enjoy from this incident, I'm still wondering about the logic behind placing the JLU and Bronyville exhibits side-by-side. Perhaps GreenLantern Excelsior is to blame?
Until it was deleted by Linden Lab last week [in-depth Herald coverage to follow], Bronyville was the nexus of for Second Life fans of My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic - and also attracted visits from members of The Wrong Hands faction and GreenLantern Excelsior.
GreenLantern Excelsior liked to play on Bronyville - until Linden Lab deleted the sim
Of late, GreenLantern has seemed to be more willing to play along with other factions than the steely hardliner Venkman. Did GreenLantern's pony fetish indirectly lead to Kalel's involuntary avatar prim enhancement by placing two opposing factions in close proximity? In the hall of mirrors that is teh interwebs, we may never know the whole truth.
hobo kelly
Aug 1st, 2011
u mad?
DF
Aug 1st, 2011
Is that the most intelligent way you could think of to adress my points? I’m certain you can do better.
Nelson Jenkins
Aug 1st, 2011
@ DF
I’ve yiffed in PG sims before. It’s called “instant messaging”. And look around the internet harder, there’s more than enough non-human MLP porn. e621 is a good starting point.
Yep
Aug 1st, 2011
Go get em Tiger
DF
Aug 2nd, 2011
I know Nelson. That’s beside my point tho.
2r
Aug 2nd, 2011
It’s furry drama.
Sephora Mafia
Aug 2nd, 2011
Kalel Venkman, JLU, your time is up. We have fucked your site in the ass for the past 3 weeks and now we can step things up a notch.
We have revealed ourselves as The List.
http://thelistsl.blogspot.com/
Enjoy your video Kalel – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godefki6bqo
hobo kelly
Aug 20th, 2011
***WARNING*** JLU ALERT ***
JLU MEMBER DEFECTS AND INDITES KALEL VENKMAN AND GREEN LANTERN AND OTHERS IN CONSPIRACY TO STALK RESIDENTS AND COLLECT THEIR REAL WORLD INFORMATION – GIVES MASSIVE DATA DUMP TO TUX WINKLER – GET IT WHILE ITS HOT…
http://thelistsl.blogspot.com
nooneyouknow
Aug 23rd, 2011
Pfff. A brony is just another flavour of furfag. And nothing of value was lost.
LOL
Aug 23rd, 2011
I want a pink brony
hobo kelly
Nov 18th, 2011
“Despite the enhanced reputation for crime fighting Venkman will enjoy from this incident, I’m still wondering about the logic behind placing the JLU and Bronyville exhibits side-by-side. Perhaps GreenLantern Excelsior is to blame?”
right on, another GLE “con” job