Event Horizon — Post 6 Grrrrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 09/09/11 at 3:21 am
[I was strolling through the park the other day and had the good fortune to run into Event Horizon, who has an incredible avatar and who I was very pleased agreed to pose for us. Event is charming and witty and with her smarts and good looks, her shoot was a breeze. It is an honor to introduce Event Horizon, this week's Post 6 Grrrrl. ~Timothy Morpork]
I spent a good while trying to figure out what to write here. I read through other Post6 articles, but people always seemed to have the same complaints. They said shallow, bland or trolling. Initially I was just going to write a bio of Event for everyone, but I suppose if you really want that you can just check out my picks.
I’m not a builder, nor a shop owner, nor do I take part in intricate rp sims that exist in SL. I’m a chronic lurker, and a Zindra junkie. I was introduced to SL in a course I was taking in University that touted the potential educational uses of SL. I didn’t really have any interest in it, until a classmate of mine told me how cool it was. I logged on, and like so many others said, “Hey! I wonder if I can have sex on this?!?!”
To many, Zindra is considered wasted time, but one must take into account that the sex industry is probably a huge driving force for Linden Labs. I did venture out of Zindra a bit, and I still do on occasion, but I find that the people of sex sims are far more interesting to talk to. Granted, most of them probably aren’t out for a conversation.
I started SL as an airship Captain, and took my shore leave in several sex sims. Many of my favourites have shut down recently, in what seems like a constant turnover of adult oriented areas. Being a bit bizarre has always proven to be a bit of a challenge for me in sex sims. I’m sure you’re looking at my picture now and saying “Well, maybe if she got rid of those fucking flesh wounds on her face…”, all I can say is that I can be a lot more bloody. I usually wear my Glasgow smile.
I started with the wounds after I had lost a lot of friends on SL, such is its nature. I was at a local mythical beasts sim, and I saw so many creatures there having clumsy loving rp. I said to myself, “Why are these people coming out unscathed? Sex with a werewolf or a dragon, or any other creature would be brutal, not all pleasant and protective. They are beasts, not house pets.” So, I purchased a number of wounds, and wore them about. It actually offended a lot of people. It’s interesting where people draw the line in SL. Sex with animals ok? Being bloodied up and beaten a no-no? Another experiment I tried was a nun outfit, which oddly enough people were generally ok with. Although, the things people want to do to nuns! I’ll tell you one thing…my ass was sure sore after that experiment.
Living in a world of perfection is certainly a strange thing. I seem to get sucked into it more and more. I still always try to be a little imperfect. I’m 5’6”, which in SL terms is a little person. I try to have strange eyes, and again, I have my scars.
I piece together different avis in my spare time. This has made a bit of a shape shifter out of me. I like to rp when I feel like it, otherwise I’m lurking about. I hope this has somewhat entertained you.
Take Care Now,
Event Horizon
Orca Flotta
Sep 9th, 2011
Quite interesting writeup indeed, considering she leads a rather bland second life which is about sex first and foremost. Well everybody needs a hobby I suppose.
The avie is kinda interesting as well, and doesn’t look at all like the usual sex puppets people piece together for the “adult” sims. Ok, she’s fugly. But she’s fugly by design and that’s what makes the difference.
Great Post 6!
Nelson Jenkins
Sep 9th, 2011
You wanna know how I got these scars?
My father… was… a drinker, and a fiend.
And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not… one… bit.
So… me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me… and he says… “WHY SO SERIOUS?”. He comes at me with the knife… “WHY SO SERIOUS?!”. Sticks the blade in my mouth… “LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!”… aaaand… why so serious?
hobo kelly
Sep 9th, 2011
what the hell are you talking about Nelson? putting a knife in your mouth and ripping from ear to ear? jesus god do you have any idea what that would feel like? are you just whacked in the head to be dreaming stuff like that? or was your daddy really Kalel Venkman and the knife was a lie to cover up having to take his giant chrome dildo down your throat? you dream memes and they come true, you have figured that out by now right? if you know that dreaming memes makes them come true, why the hell are you dreaming about having your mouth ripped from ear to ear? god.
James Freud
Sep 9th, 2011
I’d definitely teach her a lesson while she wore the nun’s outfit. I’ll PM you soon.
Miss J
Sep 9th, 2011
@hobo kelly
its a dark knight quote….why so serious?
Senban Babii
Sep 9th, 2011
“but I find that the people of sex sims are far more interesting to talk to”
This was a joke YES/NO
Jumpman Lane
Sep 9th, 2011
Kakihara In Ichi the Killer was the only one who I ever saw pull off the Glascow Smile (tho Heath Ledger gave it a whirl & this gal is cute!) but if ya don’t let ur face flop around to generL disgust u ain’t werkin that smile hard enuff!
[Kakihara tastes a bloodstained pile of money]
Kakihara: Yup. That’s Boss Anjo’s, all right.
Dontspill McGinnis
Sep 9th, 2011
I wouldn’t say 5’6″ was little……
That’s somewhat tall for a woman in my humble opinion.
And those scars would cover up nice with a beard.
fararden
Sep 9th, 2011
@Nelson
Batman!
Don’t pay any attention to me I”m just lurking here. lol
hobo kelly
Sep 10th, 2011
so thats caped crusader Batman crap then? no wonder it sounds retarded.
Miss J
Sep 10th, 2011
hobo kelly you are a fail troll
Yep
Sep 10th, 2011
go getem Tiger
Skye D.
Sep 10th, 2011
What a lovely break from all the JLU crap. Event is uniquely beautiful, and I admire how unapologetic she is for living her Second Life exactly the way she wants to.
Skye D.
Sep 10th, 2011
Oh, and the pictures are actually pretty nifty this time around, too.
Senban Babii
Oct 9th, 2011
A month now since the last Post Sicks and it was a month before that for the previous one. Are we witness to the final days of boobage in the pages of the Herald?
EventHorizon Darkthorn
Oct 15th, 2011
@ Orca – Fugly
Yes indeed. It’s funny, because when I met Timothy I was checking out a friend’s new avatar…this friend is constantly at me for being fugly. But I do enjoy a good fug now and then. Thank you for the kind comments.
@ Senban – Not quite a joke. True, people outside of Zindra probably do have better conversational skills…but as a matter of actually being a relatively shy person, I find striking up a conversation difficult. Now, for 90% of Zindra folk, I would say it was a joke to find them interesting…let alone literate :p But there’s that special 10%, that oddly enough seem to be attracted to the fugly that is me, that are quite an interesting crowd to talk to.
@Jumpman – A friend of mine keeps telling me to watch that movie. If he pulls the Glasgow smile off as well as you say, I will have to investigate :p I do love me some good ole facial scars.
@ Dontspill – Yes 5’6 is a perfectly decent height. But in SL, most are giants, they tower over me, and then say I cause poseballs to be offset :/ Somedays i feel so short.
@SkyD – Thank you for the kind comments.