Interview With Green Lantern Excelsior of the JLU

by Pixeleen Mistral on 06/09/11 at 3:09 am

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Green Lantern Excelsior in the Bronyville  sim before Bronyville was deleted (file photo)

This evening I chatted with JLU spokesman Green Lantern Excelsior hoping to discover why Kalel Venkman has been unwilling to discuss the JLU's Brainiac wiki leak situation in anything other than heavily moderated forums. While Green Lantern could only speculate on Kalel's motivations, he did tell me that all "private information" has been removed from the Brainiac wiki - although it will apparently be impossible to verify this - and there are those who would take issue with the JLU's definition of "private".

At this point, Green Lantern seems resigned to an ongoing conflict and told me "There's nothing we could do to convince people that the group has changed. Some folks would never believe that, no matter what evidence was presented. They just want us gone."

However, even in the worst case - a permaban for the JLU members - it seems that there could be a home from Mr. Lantern should he decide to return on an alt account and he volunteered that his first choice in land rentals would be Prokofy Neva's Ravensglass properties.

Somehow, I was not surprised.

Pixeleen Mistral: So Green Lantern - it seems like the JLU continues to be a target on SLUniverse
GreenLantern Excelsior: Yeah it's kind of obsessive over there

Pixeleen Mistral: but you guys are not backing down from what I can see
GreenLantern Excelsior: All of the private information was removed from the wiki. I suppose you could call that "backing down."

Pixeleen Mistral: Some of the SL residents might not believe that the private information has been removed though - is there any way to satisfy them?
GreenLantern Excelsior: Not that I know of. Maybe one of the master hackers can find it again and break in.

Pixeleen Mistral: it might work if there was a disinterested third party that was given complete access - but I am not sure who would be a disinterested third party
Pixeleen Mistral: so why did you guys remove the private information? did LL tell you to?
GreenLantern Excelsior: I can't really talk about that.

Pixeleen Mistral: ok
GreenLantern Excelsior: Different members had different ideas about whether it should be stored or not. I know some of us are happy that it's gone.

Pixeleen Mistral: my impression - and this is based on reading some of the leaks and watching the JLU membership fall - is that there has been some spirited discussion about keeping private information in your wiki
Pixeleen Mistral: at the same time I wonder if you can salvage your group's image
GreenLantern Excelsior: Some special interest groups are making a fuss over this. But SL Universe is not everyone on the grid.

Pixeleen Mistral: the factions you guys have been fighting for the last few years have pretty much nothing to lose at this point, so I would not expect them to be easily mollified
GreenLantern Excelsior: There's nothing we could do to convince people that the group has changed. Some folks would never believe that, no matter what evidence was presented. They just want us gone.

Pixeleen Mistral: well - if you get banned you could always come back on alts - I've seen that done before
GreenLantern Excelsior: Yeah! I could go live at Ravenglass maybe.

Pixeleen Mistral: I wouldn't recommend it
Pixeleen Mistral: I hear the landlord there is a real pain
GreenLantern Excelsior: From some of the posts I'm seeing on SLU, I'm thinking the landlord might be friendly
Pixeleen Mistral: good point

Pixeleen Mistral: are you concerned that this SLUniverse controversy might affect your relationship with Linden Lab?
GreenLantern Excelsior: That does worry me a little. They are making a lot of noise on Facebook and Twitter, hoping that LL will notice. Luckily it takes more than noise.
GreenLantern Excelsior: They are looking for any place to input their complaints. Unfortunately the only evidence they have was obtained by illegal methods so they will be in big trouble if they present it.

Pixeleen Mistral: you guys have not done anything illegal though?
GreenLantern Excelsior: I wouldn't say so. We saved the results of Google searches on a private website. I've always thought we should have had links to where we found the information, just to assure everyone that it wasn't obtained by going through people's garbage can or something.

Pixeleen Mistral: ok - so not illegal - but what about moral? I think a lot of the outrage I am seeing at SLUniverse is centered on things that offend people
GreenLantern Excelsior: Many of those people are offended that we patrol sandboxes without having a Linden Lab employee ID card.

Pixeleen Mistral: for instance - the thing about contacting C0d3c's family when he was in the final stages of AIDS - Deadly C0d3c had made arrangements well in advance for his friends to be contacted by his family - I know this because he told me about it
Pixeleen Mistral: I don't think you appreciate the level of outrage that you guys created with that stunt
GreenLantern Excelsior: I didn't know that. I looked at his sister's Facebook page, and contacting her was basically a spur of the moment thought on my part. I didn't do it on behalf of JLU and I didn't tell her my relationship to Deadly other than he was a friend. People who want to make that into an evil JLU revenge stunt are sick puppies IMHO.

Pixeleen Mistral: well - all I can tell you is that C0d3c made prior arrangements so that those he considered his friends would be notified
GreenLantern Excelsior: Okay. His sister did let me know via Facebook when he passed away. I expressed my regret and that's the last time I spoke to her.

Pixeleen Mistral: One thing I don't understand is why Kalel is not speaking up about all this
Pixeleen Mistral: I mean the JLU is taking a beating in at least some forums and Kalel is not speaking out. What is Kalel afraid of?
GreenLantern Excelsior: I don't know the exact motivation there. I suppose one idea is that people will lose interest sooner or later. I tried reasoning with the SLU folks and you saw where it got me. Nothing any of us could say will convince them that we aren't an evil menace to Second Life.
GreenLantern Excelsior: Maybe convincing them isn't high on some people's priority list.

Pixeleen Mistral: that could be a big part of the JLU's PR problem - Kalel is giving the impression that he is better than the rank and file SL players
Pixeleen Mistral: so he doesn't really care what they think - because he feels he is one of the best and brightest or something - that is not going to go over well
GreenLantern Excelsior: I wouldn't put it that way

Pixeleen Mistral: I'm just telling you how it appears
GreenLantern Excelsior: Maybe he doesn't feel like saying "Here I am, a giant easy to hit target, and I'm here so all the SLU members can throw knives at me." I felt like that for a while. That's another reason I'm not going back there, because it's impossible to reason with unreasonable people, and those are some of the most unreasonable I've met.
GreenLantern Excelsior: For example, I was suspended for showing real life details for someone who doesn't have a real life any more. Now we have Fred Rookstown revealing RL information but that's just fine. Also, someone linked to a blog where one of the pro-JLU folks says he may soon be homeless in RL.

Pixeleen Mistral: Maybe the problem is that when someone like Cheergirl Allen finds Kalel's spy prims hidden undergound on a sim where they were not authorized to be - and Kalel doesn't respond - it comes off like arrogance
Pixeleen Mistral: I never though I would see the day when a cheerleader would take on the super heroes - and the leader of the super heroes would not be brave enough to step up and explain himself
GreenLantern Excelsior: Cheergirl found a remote probe for a Thomas Conover sim radar that we were using to monitor that sim for problems as authorized by the Antiquity leadership. The probe hides itself underground by design. Obviously at the time it was rezzed, Kalel had build permissions there. They're trying as hard as they can to make that into something underhanded but they are failing at it.

Pixeleen Mistral: this just makes the JLU look weak and sneaky - you guys ought to rethink your approach - and Kalel ought to stop hiding behind you
Pixeleen Mistral: from what I am told Kalel was not authorized to put that probe in that sim
GreenLantern Excelsior: I heard different

Pixeleen Mistral: maybe Kalel should step up and explain why it was actually OK
Pixeleen Mistral: seriously GLE - this Kalel in the shadows thing makes you guys look even more creepy
GreenLantern Excelsior: He did talk about it, just not on SLU or the Herald:

Pixeleen Mistral: perhaps he should talk about it somewhere that does not moderate the comments so heavily so there could be a dialog - or is Kalel afraid of dialog?
GreenLantern Excelsior: Some people enjoy Arguing On The Internet. Others think their time is better spent elsewhere. There's no fear involved.

Pixeleen Mistral: great - then when can I have an interview with Kalel?
GreenLantern Excelsior: I don't know his schedule. Drop him a notecard and maybe he will respond.

Pixeleen Mistral: oh good - I must be off his mute list then
GreenLantern Excelsior: I didn't know he had you muted

Pixeleen Mistral: my advice - you guys need to get your leader out in public answering questions - and not on heavily moderated forums like Krypton Radio and Second Thoughts
Pixeleen Mistral: you also need to get a third party that is above reproach looking over your wiki to verify that the private information is completely gone - and does not come back. that might be the only way you can turn this mess around
GreenLantern Excelsior: That's one thing that's nice about the Herald, that comments are unmoderated. I think it's pretty clear that it's also a hostile venue, so maybe that's part of the reason you haven't been offered an interview. You could always ask questions on the Krypton Radio topic and get your answers that way. I don't know how that third party thing would ever work although maybe some of the Mentor folks would be good choices.

Pixeleen Mistral: you guys need to stop doing secret things - because there is a large group that does not trust you at all now and that groups seems unlikely to give up anytime soon
GreenLantern Excelsior: They will never give up as long as JLU exists. 

120 Responses to “Interview With Green Lantern Excelsior of the JLU”

  1. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 6th, 2011

    @cheergirl allen could u remind us all of the avatar you used that was a memeber of the jlu that they booted out and is the reason for your innanet hizzy fit. it would help for the following reasons:

    1. we’d all know you do in fact know where the jlu bodies are buried and believe ur assertions

    2. we’d unnastan your motives and vehemence

    3. kalel and gle (tards that they are ) would rellize the caws of ur anger and apologize for booting u and let u play dress up super hero on ur alt again hehehehe

    4. you wouldnt be the caws of another one of your buddies failings (stroker serpentine) befouling his rep with ur unclean hands lol

    as an aside cheergirl allen everybody knows we r enemies and i aint gonna rest until u and ur whole turdy clique quit sl one by one or en masse. its to easy to strike at u saps caws uve made a zillion enemies over the years who are happy to let me in on ur dirty little secrects

    go bimbo go! get on like u been sh@t on hehehehe!

  2. Reader

    Sep 6th, 2011

    Notice how I did even address “IP Harvesting”, contacting Codecs family, spy-chat nano-prims, the names of “Personage” of Interest, or the “come on people, the Ignore button is your best friend – quit responding to Prok (much less going back again and again and reading her words of wisdom..) – only to find those predictable circle-back type behavior by the exact same Prok hating individuals not following their own ranting advice, you know the line – “I’m Done – he/she (Prok) is Ignored” BS. That’s just a partial list of low hanging fruit folks. Only – A – Partial – List !

    Don’t you guys have farmville crops to attend to? A cat box to clean out or a dog to take on a walk OUTSIDE? Or some semester reading to catch up on? Perhaps an honest to goodness love interest to bed down with? Something? ………instead of all this virtual puke-fest BS you’ve all been fixated on for, what is it now?, 10000+ comment posts?

  3. Potosi Abonwood

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @jumpman Well at least she can spell and write sentences that make sense.

    @reader Go back to your HQ and ask your boss what he wants you to do next.

  4. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @potsi yus cheergirl can spell. i just read a prok post wondering about cheersap’s motives lol. it aint caws she’s scared somebody might spy on her cybering lol its caws her alt got booted outta the jlu.

    see the concerned resident act dont fly. it doesnt explain the running from forum to forum going on and on. with cheergirl its always PERSONAL. she has an axe to grind

    square biness!

    i let the werld know what i know as a public service so ya always can bear in mind with whom ur are dealing lol

  5. paul

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ Potosi

    /me whispers @ Potosi: when you accuse those you don’t agree with of being part of the JLU just because they don’t agree with you, you

    a: look like a complete idiot because it is a childish argument and we have already been over it.

    b: look like a complete hypocrite because that i what the lynch mob accuses the vigilantes of.

    just sayin’

  6. IntLibber Brautigan

    Sep 7th, 2011

    the day Prokofy kicks anybody’s ass anyplace but on her own blog, where she can heavily edit/redact/remove/censor dissenting opinion, will be the day Linden Lab recognises people’s civil rights.

  7. paul

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ IntLibber

    Uh huh…keep saying that. Meanwhile, amid all the butthurt whining, all she basically keep saying is that if what the vigilantes did is so bad, why don’t you take it to police instead of screeching about it endlessly on that blog? If some virtual costumed yahoo’s had personal info on me in violation of some actual law, you could bet I wouldn’t be wasting my time letting all you people know about it. Sheesh, not even LL seems to care about all your accusations, let alone the Department of Homeland Security.

    Any traction into exposing any ‘wrong doings’ of the JLU was just lost by all yer histrionics. You all love the drama and if the JLU disappeared, you would have nothing left to obsess about…admit it.

    and you think I am prok? you people are so original in your debate tactics. Add that to my database entry… ‘possibly prok’ lmao

  8. James Freud

    Sep 7th, 2011

    You could have at least asked him what he thought of Ryan Reynolds’ portrayal of him in the movie.

  9. paul

    Sep 7th, 2011

    P.S. re: Linden Lab recognizing Civil Rights.

    they will never recognize ‘civil rights’ because you are not citizens or subjects. You are all customers playing an online video game run by a for-profit private capitalist company. Sheesh, what part of that haven’t you figured out?

  10. CheerGirl Allen

    Sep 7th, 2011

    Go add that to your Book dumpman, It will deffinalty make a great work of fiction. What next? I am Pink Linden?

  11. IntLibber Brautigan

    Sep 7th, 2011

    The legalese may be a bit beyond your reading comprehension, but google Marsh vs Alabama

  12. Cathiee McMillan

    Sep 7th, 2011

    So Paul and Reader, how come everyone else here are Drama hounds and you all aren’t you come in to just harrass and accuse others but you are doing the same aren’t you?
    Why not just shut up and laugh at us if you really believe that. yet you all decide to make comments you really don’t know about.

    Here is the some of the requirements for a group like the JLU to be allowed to contain the type of data they have on their wiki and or Database.
    almost every Privacy law covers these and business or groups that hold your data have policys to cover their use.

    •Be accountable – do your best to protect the names and emails you have been given.

    •Tell your users what information you’re keeping and what you’re doing with it

    •Obtain consent – that might be as simple as telling your users that their consent is assumed

    •Limit collection to only the data you need

    •Limit the use, disclosure and retention of the data

    •Be accurate – Do your best to keep the emails up-to-date and correct

    •Use appropriate safeguards

    •Be open – post your privacy policy

    •Give individuals access to the data you are keeping about them

    •Provide recourse – appoint a “privacy officer” to receive complaints

    Some from the Privacy act of 1998

    Information protection principles at a glance

    The 12 Information Protection Principles (IPPs) are your key to the Privacy and Personal Information Protection Act (and can be found in sections 8 to 19). They are legal obligations which describe what a NSW government agency must do when it collects, stores, uses and discloses your personal information.

    However, in some cases, government agencies do not have to follow one or more of the IPPs, for example when information is being used for law enforcement. For more information about exemptions, contact the Privacy Contact Officer in the agency or Privacy NSW.


    1. Lawful – when an agency collects your personal information, the information must be collected for a lawful purpose. It must also be directly related to the agency’s activities and necessary for that purpose.

    2. Direct – your information must be collected directly from you, unless you have given your consent otherwise. Parents and guardians can give consent for minors.

    3. Open – you must be informed that the information is being collected, why it is being collected and who will be storing and using it. The agency should also tell you how you can see and correct this information.

    4. Relevant – the agency must ensure that the information is relevant, accurate, up-to-date and not excessive. The collection should not unreasonably intrude into your personal affairs.


    5. Secure – your information must be stored securely, not kept any longer than necessary, and disposed of appropriately. It should be protected from unauthorised access, use or disclosure.


    6. Transparent – the agency must provide you with enough details about what personal information they are storing, why they are storing it and what rights you have to access it.

    7. Accessible – the agency must allow you to access your personal information without unreasonable delay and expense.

    8. Correct – the agency must allow you to update, correct or amend your personal information where necessary.


    9. Accurate – agencies must make sure that your information is accurate before using it.

    10. Limited – agencies can only use your information for the purpose for which it was collected, for a directly related purpose, or for a purpose to which you have given your consent. It can also be used without your consent in order to deal with a serious and imminent threat to any person’s health or safety.


    11. Restricted – the agency can only disclose your information with your consent or if you were told at the time they collected it from you that they would do so. The agency can also disclose your information if it is for a related purpose and they don’t think that you would object. Your information can also be used without your consent in order to deal with a serious and imminent threat to any person’s health or safety.

    12. Safeguarded – the agency cannot disclose your sensitive personal information without your consent, for example information about your ethnic or racial origin, political opinions, religious or philosophical beliefs, health or sexual activities or trade union membership. It can only disclose sensitive information without your consent in order to deal with a serious and imminent threat to any person’s health or safety.

    If you notice the information MUST BE made avaliable for the people to see that you have collected on them. That means the JLU would need to inform everyone they have information on and allow them to view it. You also need a OPT-out program. Finally it needs to be used for lawful reasons, dealing with griefers in a “Game” is not lawful. Thats the Games responsability.

    So all you people who sit here and claim… but but… its all out on the web its easy to get means nothing. You can not store it with out these guildlines on the web or in any form of a Database that you hold, and others have access too.

    If their was actually information on me then i would file it with my local law enforcement agency.

  13. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 7th, 2011

    Hehehe CheerSap I’ll send u a preview in world lol! Fiction or know I’m sure u like it! As for having a jlu avi & being pissed of caws you were ousted I didn’t make it up lol. I wondered outloud to some of your old time frenemies about your hard on for th jlu and they were like “oh didn’t you know she had an avi she used and was a member they threw out” I asked the guy inna superman suit if it made any sense and he thanked me caws it explained it all to him.

    Whether ur a pissed off ex minion of kalel venkmans venting sour grapes all around the Internet or no u KNOW I don’t care. We both know u shrink from drama and avoid conflict and when you do act it’s entirely personal. Im not telling people all this to strike back at you primarily. (though I am strikin back and will continue till u spit blood) I’m tellin all his in the hopes that it’ll help your enemies in he hopes they they know who and wtf they are dealing with. I don’t care who ur alts were or are or wtf they did from that bimbo bot u kept outside ur dump on up!
    Tell all them saps postin in that 10,000+ thread why unreally care about the jlu caws just like you used to people are happy to tell your dirty Lil secrets to me to stab back at someone lol

    Hehehehe and tell that punk Stroker it ain’t over by a long shot!
    Free V2V! tell Turd Dust and Alpha they r next! :)

  14. Nelson Jenkins

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ Cathiee McMillan

    I was searching frantically for this law, then realized “NSW”.

    Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Australia anymore.

  15. Cathiee McMillan

    Sep 7th, 2011


    That is one of the bigger Issues is that the Data this group has collected covers many countries and many states.

  16. paul

    Sep 7th, 2011


    I read it… very interesting, thanks! and I see the point. So if the analogy holds, the useful thing would be for someone to take LL or the JLU to court, like Strokerz did, or like Pixeleen did with her DMCA against venkman.

    But that hasn’t been my point. My point has been that while this discussion, here and on the SLU page, has ostensibly been about outrage over the awful actions of JLU, what I have come to appreciate (after starting from a neutral but vaguely anti-JLU position) is that this whole deal is basically a chat room drama fest, that if it WERE resolved, would leave the participants with nothing to give meaning to their drama queen lives.

    You have a case against the JLU? Take it to court and be a real hero rather then the star of a blog lynch mob. I would love to see it happen, honestly. Vigilantism is definitely worse then sophomoric vandalism.

  17. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 7th, 2011

    hehehehe cheersap! pink linden had a better avi that u ever had lmao! no one could ever mistake u 2!

  18. Yep

    Sep 7th, 2011

    Go getem Tiger :D

  19. Nelson Jenkins

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ Cathiee McMillan

    While JLU’s data practices may violate NSW law, the case could not be tried there (or, if it were, you would get a useless default judgement as the U.S. won’t extradite anyone from JLU for a misdemeanor offense).

    The case could possibly be tried in any U.S. state but California would make the most sense due to Linden Lab’s presence there and due to the fact that most illegal activity occurred there. So while NSW law may be an interesting topic on personally identifiable data laws, it is hardly applicable here.

  20. Reader

    Sep 7th, 2011

    “That is one of the bigger Issues is that the Data this group has collected covers many countries and many states.” – JP

    OK, so what? What are you going to do about it? Sit here and there (SLU) and cry like an ineffectual victim? Do something already. Do something, keep it to yourself as it plays out and then come back and gloat about it once everything “actionable” has been achieved. We’d love to see some RESULTS, we’d love to see some real developments….otherwise it is just drama-salad that is already wilted & ignored on the buffet table.

    Quit your bitchin, get back into the kitchen and cook up something SUBSTANTIAL for us to chew on JP. Someone else brought this drama to your doorstep. In all honesty, the only victimization you are party to is the blatant “look at me, I’m a drama queen” and I easily fally prey to orchestrated BS to sake of being victimized. You’re an ambulance chaser (or a dog chasing tail pipes…) who hasn’t yet realized that the sirens were never sounding the lights were never flashing. Nobody of any significance cares in this pool of virtual humanity. Most don’t know much less concern themselves with tabloid sensationalism. Paul and I will continue to point that out to you until you are bruised & bludgeoned into keen awareness.

    Are ya ready kids?
    Aye, Aye captain!
    I can’t heeeaaar yooouuu!

    OOOoooooooo…..who lives in a pineapple under the sea………


    Sep 7th, 2011

    I think we should all start wearing this hat while reading the Herald ;-)

  22. hobo kelly

    Sep 7th, 2011

    so “jumpy” Jumpman Lane and “paul” (cough hack) and the self referential “Reader”, all 3 are screaming about people posting their minds over at SLU like all that exposure of the shit sandwich known as the JLU is peeling their skin off. “Paul and I will continue to point that out to you until you are bruised & bludgeoned into keen awareness” what is that, some kind of homosexual bdsm roleplay speak? why don’t you 3 get a room and play “switch” or something.

  23. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ hobo see here hobo I aint a supporter of the JLU. I think they are a pack of snitches. I never had a kind word for GLE and cant remeber the one time i met Kalel (though i yapped with him yestiddy! :P ) AND I never supported sim crashers! never had a kind word for the Nationalistic Pygmies, Turdley Codec or any of them fools. I found Tizzers Foxchase amusing but talked smack to her flunkies. I admire some of the stuff Gene Replacement made, (but if its true that LL let Plastic Duck back and wont let Veronica2vixen Devoix back the whole grid gonna be in store for a different kind of hurt.

    my only desire is to get back at them saps caws of V2V. CheerGirl had a hand in that. If masquerading as a champion of virtual rights while stealing everything in sight is how she gets her kicks Ima expose her AND THE TRUTH just to piss her off.

    if cheergirl allen is yukking it over the JLU up alla round the internet it aint just for the applause. Theres more to it. If exposing her real motives cawes her a second’s pain thats why im in it.

    @Cheergirl hehehe see when you lie, all of reality becomes your enemy. you KNOW what ya did. ALL that ya did. To win against YALL all i gotta do is keep tellin the truth. eventually it’ll stick! (note: if it were all that ridiculous that u tarded around on another avi in the JLU you would have laffed harder).

  24. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 7th, 2011


    Ya’ll must think I’m playing or something. Well…ya’ll wouldn’t like any of the games I KNOW.

    Go Bimbo Go lmao,

    Better call a Linden and get Veronica2vixen Devoix back in sl before i REALLY start trippin!

    Free V2V!

    (sorry pix mistral but i had a lot to say hehehehe)

  25. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Sep 7th, 2011

    FACT: the JLU is nothing but the cover name for a Xe Security Services stealth operation to cover up for NSA Project HAARP simulations in Second Life. The JLU method is quite simple; present themselves as an in game benevolent group, assemble vast dossiers of individuals the NSA wants to silenced and then marginalize targeted individuals by labeling them “griefers”.

    Don’t be fooled! Woodburry was banned because they knew to much about Project HAARP. The jackbooted thugs had Wooburried banned as an example. Yesterday it was Wooburry, today it maybe your group who sees to much.

  26. Senban Babii

    Sep 7th, 2011

    “I think we should all start wearing this hat while reading the Herald”

    I’m doing it right now! Already I am safe from all Woodburies spying on my brain with rays. And my chickens’ are 93% safer too and it’s all thanks to the miracle of Porky’s tinfoil hat :)

  27. Nelson Jenkins

    Sep 7th, 2011

    @ Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Sadly SL does not have an ionosphere.

  28. paul

    Sep 7th, 2011

    wow hobo, that response was SO insightful and intelligent….and efficient too! It took you only three sentences to call us homosexual, perverts!

    I take it all back. With finely honed debate skills like that, you MUST be right in your accusations against the JLU. Lord knows, backed by the logic you seem to follow… they are CLEARLY guilty! I say we HANG THEM NOW!!!!

    /me rolls eyes.

    try again, moron. Things are really bad when Prok and Jumpman dude make more sense then you do. I will give you a hint: calling someone names is not an argument. But then, after 400 plus pages of shrieking, you don’t really have one, do you?

  29. Reader

    Sep 7th, 2011

    All the lynch mobbers are wearing these

    so this new excitement about tin foil hats must be some sort of latent Prok jealousy thing. SLU ass kicking much?

    Tin foil hats or crash dummy helmets? Oh the decisions.. Fortunately, some of these helmet wearing lame-brains can’t undo their own chin straps. Remember childrenz, Safety First!

    Are ya ready kids?
    Aye, Aye captain!
    I can’t heeeaaar yooouuu!

    OOOoooooooo…..who lives in a pineapple under the sea………

  30. Gaara Sandalwood

    Sep 8th, 2011

    Just thought I’d put this here: I can’t access SLU, at all. I checked via ping, and it appears to be down. Unsure why, but makes you wonder, eh?

  31. Tux

    Sep 8th, 2011

    Thread got too big.

  32. Gaara Sandalwood

    Sep 8th, 2011

    Really? Damn. I guess it has a bigger impact on performance than I initially estimated it would.

  33. CheerGirl Allen

    Sep 8th, 2011

    Guess Kryptonite really works

  34. Pappy Enoch

    Sep 8th, 2011

    So if’n I bekums one o’ them-thar lil’ ol’ ponies, will I git laid?

    Now Pix, we needs to git back to cha-cha bingos. Where the hell am Post Six?

  35. IntLibber Brautigan

    Sep 8th, 2011

    I suppose, Pappy, that Pix is saving up a pony post 6 with pony bits hangin out and all that sorta sick shit. LL took down Bronyville and banned its sim owner because they refused to make the sim mature and allow furries to yiff as ponies. Bronyville was strictly PG and that pissed off the perverted furfags in the Lab. Soft Linden tried to hijack the Bronies group, with JLU help…

  36. Gaara Sandalwood

    Sep 8th, 2011

    “omg oh no what will all the nerds do if they cant post on slu”

    Play a video game, obviously.

  37. Doctor Yootz

    Sep 8th, 2011

    why should anyone believe that you removed the RL data from your secret wiki, when you guys dont even see anything wrong in posting RL data on your public blog.

  38. Robble Rubble

    Sep 8th, 2011

    I got a case number and telephone number for the Simi Valley pd’s case against the krypton radio site earlier today. If anyone who was directly effected by the JLU’s cyberstalking could contact me on Skype I will give them all the important info.

  39. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 8th, 2011

    cristiano midnight is a sap and slu is an unflushed toilet! (yus im banned there hehehe!) no one cares about facts on slu, they just wanna come off as witty and such and when they get their tardy little feelings hurt they run to a mod! All those clowns over there are snitches too. its just a preen-fest

    plus cheergirls lying. (what else is new)
    name the sim.

  40. CheerGirl Allen

    Sep 8th, 2011


    Just so ya know, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH your lap dog being banned from SL. Infact I was Offline at my Real Life Job when she was given the boot. Only once I had gotten home and got a chatlog from1 group officer did I try to IM V2V and ask what happened, but by that time she was already gone from search.

    Add that yo your so called comic book

  41. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 8th, 2011

    @CheerFool Allen don’t get scared now! I ain’t stopping til all you saps find other pursuits and other virtual worlds to inhabit! Watch!

  42. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Sep 8th, 2011

    Nelson Jenkins @ “Sadly SL does not have an ionosphere.”

    You don’t think the programers who work Northrop-Grumman couldn’t program a simulation for one?

    You do know Northrop-Grumman were the first into SL with mesh. Why would Northrop-Grumman care about mesh in SL unless they needed that level of detail to simulate something very precises.

    HAARP is in game and JLU is the blunt tool to keep the rest of us in the dark.

  43. LOL

    Sep 8th, 2011

    @Emperor Norton hears a who?

    are you wearing a Tinfoil hat? if not get yours from the marketplace listing posted above.

  44. GreenLantern Excelsior

    Sep 9th, 2011

    @ Doctor

    What “RL information” are you talking about?

  45. LOL

    Sep 9th, 2011



  46. Nelson Jenkins

    Sep 9th, 2011

    @ LOL

    I’m giving the benefit of the doubt and assuming he’s trolling us.

  47. @intblubber

    Sep 9th, 2011

    Funny how the new ponysim, owned by a furfag and mod for furnation, is PG again.
    Annoying isn’t it, that easy to verify facts like that get in the way of BS theories like you’re spreading.

    Not to mention that all those innocent bronies *are* furfags.

  48. Dontspill McGinnis

    Sep 9th, 2011


    “What “RL information” are you talking about?”

    I know there is an awful lot in there, but I think you will find that Doc was talking about RL data generally, rather than any one piece of information specifically, as well you know.
    Is question avoidance part of JLU training, or does it come naturally, and that’s why you all joined?

  49. Yep

    Sep 9th, 2011

    Go get em Tiger :D

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